XXX: Here is always interested in how the newly built subway tunnels are connected with the already existing
YYY: It is up.
XXX: I don’t think it’s bad! and ;)

1: b*y... 3 December and on the street +7 degrees of heat
2: this trip that fool of 12 months, this year, the snowmen went earlier > :-)

Why didn’t the Russians donate broken flowers? Our ancestors reliably knew that the broken flower tries to survive, and remaining without roots and food begins to actively vampire life energy from the environment. Under the distribution falls everyone: and people, and animals, and others...
YYY: And the crowns have roots?

Wife: I took a look at my sweaters and boots, can you help me with a little money?
I: OK, give 50 to 50
Wife: You’re an officer, I don’t earn that much!

I bought a plan. Now there’s something to go with at McDonald’s, or straight like naked.)))

When he was young, he appreciated the intellect and intelligence. Now I know what wisdom is.

At the meeting, we talked about the New Year. Various options were discussed. Just make a cup of tea, or come up with something more interesting. Someone recalled how a few years ago they and their parents arranged a New Year’s quest for their children. The idea is simple. Santa with a bag of gifts on the way to the children lost. And you need to find him under the leadership of the Snowmen. For what in different, completely unexpected places, envelopes with tasks are left, performing which children gradually approach the puzzle.

And here is a crowd of naked first-class girls, excited by the guard, wearing around the surroundings, from task to task. A bag of gifts! The parents are no longer following them, Snow White is back too, the evening, the private sector, empty streets... And here in the face of this crazy beekeeper roy comes a police officer unconscious of the scenario.

The collective childhood mind is powerful.
Spaniards shouting “Uncle a police officer!” “Uncle a policeman!” surrounded by a military officer.
Did you see Santa Claus with a bag of gifts?! to
Rejoicing that the punitive teenage squad today came out not to his soul, the police officer wipes out the cold sweat and points back.
I saw! There, in the corner. Just just!
The crowd shouted “Urrrrra!!!” Standing behind the corner.
There is no Santa at the corner.
But in the bushes is unexpectedly found a huge red bag full of gifts.
The task accomplished!

And here are the parents, and meet them on the street, with screams and slander, a crowd rushes, carrying a huge bag. And then a man is carried, with a beard, in a coat, and a rough ory.
Stand up!! To whom I speak! I am not your Santa!! to

Childhood is when sleeping in the afternoon is a duty, not a luxury.

Elena Skrinnik (former Minister of Rural Affairs) by REN: “Yes, I have a small property in France. Very small 200 meters. Let me know there children sleep on the couch with their mom-sleeping all lacks".
I almost complained.

My brother came to visit. Look at the pictures on the compass. Suddenly a sinister sound of a warning about the appearance of a friend (Nick Cinderella) online in Steam-e.
B: What is this?? to
I: This is a brick on the net.
For 20 minutes, the brother had a very thoughtful face.
B: What does the term "brick in the network" mean?

G1N (17:05:59 3/12/2012)
I haven’t seen you in the shirt.
Tanya (17:06:18 3/12/2012)
Did you see me in my clothes? :D

News on the website of one of the language universities (name slightly changed for ethical purposes):

On April 19, 2010, Jamila Shafik, a student of the 4th course, took the 1st place in the Moscow Interuniversity Olympiad in Arabic!

The slide in Arkhangelsk strengthens: a child with a fever and decent cough in the clinic was rejected in the record because of the fact that they have a health day!

No sick, no problems

xxx: at night was in the world of the skyrim, at 5 a.m. was defeated a wicked dragon, but before death he instead of wild screams of defeat wished me to successfully get up to work at 9 a.m.
The Dragon (The Dragon)

Fleko: I can be an editor/corrector. Education is calling.

Cats are really healing.
She lay down on my stomach and stopped getting sick.
Smoke: if the cat is crushed and taken 1 mg inside, then any disease is treated
Rina: Dimaya

On the topic of the forum:
- On Maslenikova (from Kuibyshev to Zhukov) the Aztec stand was!! I’ve never seen anything like this...I had to go to Kübyshev.
The precision! When I go there, I’m standing there too!! to
- And I have nipples with the torch and the clitoris is swollen!!! Anomaly of the area.

I work as an internet provider. Call from the client:

Why do I not have the internet?
Do you have electricity at home?
The client:...
Client: I understand...

Discovery: Scientific research on rats on memory neurons: when we started beating them, the rats learned very quickly to bear them.

In the neighboring house is a tube.
There is a hole in that tube.
The hole is water.
Below is my garden.
Twelve cars were parked there.
In the ice forty eight wheels.
Let’s say to the cars: "Goodbye!"