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XXX: Fullscreen is the screen screen you do! Take a Screen
YYY : Aha! A camouflage is when the camera shoots.

Chaos: because the enemy is not our proud sailor
Hate-Burns: The enemy is not given our proud sailor?
Hate-Burns: I am crying
Hate-Burns: presented how sailors with "Varyaga" beaten away from enemy homics=)

Do you know how to become a music critic and film critic?
YYY: now you just need to go to the internet (

XXX (3:42:07 7/01/2013): Today exactly at midnight the nephew was born!!!!! to
yyy (3:44:53 7/01/2013)): you are there more carefully after him

GIS: And, in general, what is oral sex discrimination? Why doesn’t anyone scream after the blonde on the "Lexus": "Nanalyla!" or "Namissionary!"?

by C HABRA:
"To increase the performance of the computer while waiting for the command to be executed, rotate the mouse cursor on the clock, not against the clock"

A gentleman is a man who only responds well to his ex.

The student told me.
He had to do a sad thing before the New Year - to arrange his grandfather with an exacerbation of the marasma in the psychic. The hospital.
The doctor asks, “Why do we complain about it?” Grandpa said with bitterness: “On TV one nonsense is being shown!
by Tak-S What else disturbs?
They are stealing!
Then the psychiatrist suspiciously looked at the accompanying person: - And you think he needs hospitalization?
You ask, who is stealing?
And who? – turned the square to a potential client.
and all! Cut off my grandfather.
The sanitary nodded in the fist.
“Dad, you said that you’re missing things, but you’re alone in the house! My granddaughter was upset.
What is missing from you? The nurse intervened.
What... the socks!
The doctor thoughtfully turned with a ball pen.

No, then I put it. My grandfather asked me, “What day is today?” It is not important, but it is important that the right king be re-elected.
Who is our king? The doctor asked.
Who... who... who... who... who!
“But here you, dear, are mistaken, Vova, we are here now,” the psychiatrist noticed, filling out the map.
Not just a fox. Grandfather quietly answered.

"75% is not such a big tax," Gérard Depardieu said after paying for a hotel in Sochi and riding a hill in Red Polyan.

Do you have a MCH?
What is MCH?
A ball for bowling!
She: aaah... no there)

Yes, I ate glycine. No need to whisper!

Cat, what is happening to us?
Our relationship was built by the Tajiks.

<Nerey> The cat hunted for snowflakes in the yard. In the flight she sees the village - it disappeared! He is buried and must be excavated. I didn’t find it, but I saw it – it’s still flying, and again.
<Nerey> Heh. is tired. He dug the last deeper, put it there, buried it carefully and gave a hole.

kami: clash, let me ask you modestly, and how many year rings on your partner in bed have you counted?

Now we are sitting in the cinema, not the premiere so only 20 people are quietly waiting for the start of the film.
A driver enters the hall. Quietly and calmly he goes to his home.
Suddenly, this fox stumbles on a ladder and falls to the floor with all its powerful amorphous body.
I don't know what happened to him there when he fell inside, but the silence is torn into pieces by a hellish penetrating veil. A man appears on the screen and says:
“Hmmmm, I can smell the bacon!”
Then he runs into the camera.

All 25 people sucked the boiling water :)))

<xxx> Interestingly, it is only in Russian the word "work" formed from the word "slave", and "dismissal" from the word "will"?
<yyy> No
<yyy> in English for example
<yyy> word "dismissal" corresponds to word "burn"
<yyy> so be happy
<yyy> that you are not in England

XXX is BLUE! She jumped me up to the limit and then sat down and said, “You can get the full-fledged version of the program by signing up and wearing the ring.
zzz: I told you not to contact licenses.

She said, “I’d go crazy today!
He said, “Okay, I understood the point!

British scientists have created a robot named Larry, who can stumble. The mechanism has an accurate copy of the human digestive system.

Oh yeah And remember, there were times when wealthy people fled from us to France.