From the distribution of "Leningrad - Fish" on the router:
Genrry: Cable fuck I listen to the ocean of English samurai!
Ikibro: Genrry, music criticism is not yours.

XXX is
I dreamed I was a daddy.
XXX is
My dad...
YYYY
This is great ?
XXX is
I want to be a daddy!
YYYY
And I want to be a mother very much) what is the problem with you so easy to get a child
XXX is
and? Oh no... what are you...
YYYY
Why is?
XXX is
Did you not understand?
XXX is
I dreamed that I was Bishop of Rome, Vicary of Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme High Priest of the Ecumenical Church, Grand Pontiff, Primas of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the State-City of the Vatican, slave of the slaves of God!
XXX is
I want to be Pope of Rome.
YYYY
Facepalm...

- Well, what is IMHO I understood, and TP is a typical girlfriend, right?
The stupid shit.
I am a goat!!! to

From the forum "What to do if you drowned your phone?"

My phones were swimming everywhere: 1.
Sony Ericsson in tea 2.Siemens in soup:D 3.Nokia in tea
Mineral floating (still working) 4
The current Nokia is well known.
Beton, that’s what it is.
Was he swimming in concrete?? to

We sit together with a girlfriend and discuss her problems with the guy. She corresponds with him by SMS, and he is also sitting somewhere with two friends.
- Fuck, we really sit in the headquarters and say we need to write.
Our headquarters stands out as an intellectual.
and pause.
and Eeee. It is not intelligence, but intelligence.
Yet another pause.
Although not, it is not distinguished.

Food store in Orenburg. I went to the store for a few minutes looking for baby food. Not able to continue hopeless search, I appeal to the shop employee:
Tell me, please, where do you have baby food here?
In the department "Alcohol"!!He taught me a great tone.
Actually, I didn’t guess right away...

Advertising pads on the box, and the inscription at the bottom "Self-treatment is harmful to your health" ("Self-treatment is harmful to your health"). The plates on the recipe will just be ohuenny, dish.

Dialogue on Relationships:
... and the girl somehow materializes sooner or later, especially if you make successes in any field. It will surely appear at the peak of your perfection and ruin all the foolishness. The fox is like that.

13Landgraf: The guy, it is the same helicopter on radio control, cooler than him only the concert of AC/DC and Megan Fox...

Comment on the Microsoft website with the IE10 jump:

"On behalf of Poltava web developers
The mountains in the hell ;)
Thank you"

In the entire galaxy there are fewer blue stars than in our show business.

This ice-blooded story happened many years ago when I was still a student working as an ambulance in one of the districts of Samara. As a rule, every ambulance in any area has an undercover but well-known list of unloved addresses. Our station was no exception either. Our heroes, the most capricious and boring patients, we knew in the face. Some Praskovia Philipovna constantly terrorized our emergency, with a periodicity of up to three to four times a day. Going out for her "bad with the heart", it was ultimately necessary to convince the sick that plus-minus five millimeters of mercury in the indications of her blood pressure - this is the physiological norm, that today's nine-hour absence of the stool - it is not a sign of the faeces, that the cardiogram again and again not only heart attack - even arrhythmias does not say. And, of course, to teach by hand the geography and nature of all kinds of stirrings, bullshit, compressions and murmurs. It is clear that it is not worth expecting something else from the hypochondria, but when the flu epidemic, the brigades do not get out of the cars, and the call to her address only for today is the fourth...
At the fourth call, Vasilich, a doctor from God, an Afghan veteran, did not resist. The soul asks for Homs. After leaving the officer at the station and joking with the dispatcher, why did she make big eyes and quickly burst, he said to the people in a smoker:
We’ll argue on the cognac that Philippovna won’t get anyone this week!
I hit my hands and the doctor went. He returned quickly. Five minutes after his arrival, the telephone ringed. After removing the telephone, the controller listened for a minute, floating in a smile, kicked, and then, pressing the lever of the reboot, called somewhere. Cognac Vasilich disputed, and how! No one called from this address for a month and a half. Vasilich and the controller were silent as partisans, so at the end of the challenge received from Praskovia Filipovna almost dropped a draw, who to go - before that it was curious to know the details from the first mouth.
It turned out that, last time opening the door to the doctor, the patient stumbled: the squalope stood on the four and held a suitcase in his teeth. After holding out the theatrical pause, he put his suitcase on the floor and squinted on it four times. After that, the man in his coat turned around and shook down the stairs on four. When the confusion passed, Philipovna called the ambulance again and complained that the doctor, the fool, was lying on her. The manager turned out to be a nice and responsive girl and promised to send normal doctors.
When another brigade arrived, "not in the example of this, all as a selection, just grenaders!“The doctor asked so:
Did you say he was on the four?
Yes yes yes!
And even, forgive me, laughed like a dog?
A true cross!
I have to say that in all the one and a half months of being in the psychiatric hospital, the heart of Praskovia Filipovna did not get sick once.

My husband just got me with his semi-literate sex, and I can’t even teach him not to burn up.

Ekaterina
Do you know how to break pages?

Dmitry
I can cut the scissors!
Broken hard

Max (15:09:45 26/11/2012)
I walked with Yulka on Merlin, and I heard by the edge of my ear:
For the big room, this is the decor.
and hm. I think it is expensive...
What is fucking? Have you swallowed? You know how angry this word is! Do not dare to explain it! You hear! Do not laugh!

I ask my husband if he can stand on his head. He spoke in childhood.
And the happiness?
I’m twice as fat! The head is still the same. ?

by F.A.Q Stima
Q: I'm trying to buy the game, but Steam makes a mistake: "Ups we're sorry. This game is not available in your region"
A: This game is not available in your region.

Yana
All monsters must in their lives sink a ship, kill a man and die by the sword of the hero.
Joy is
I have so many more things to do.)

ChePochem: what they will not offer not to do lighting, so you can and street cats in light vests to dress... and pigeons...

And you look at yourself in the morning, under the lamp, you can never see the man in dark clothes. In the morning you go out, and under the lamp you see only reflectors on children's clothes, and you can only guess about the presence of a mother in a black or dark gray coat nearby.

Daria: *Send a picture* It reads: "The reaction of the ordinary man to the saucer - Oh what a cute bird! My reaction to the swallow – Hey you, bird, I know it’s you who eaten my Hogwarts letter!
Tagged with: Dada
Daria: What does Dada mean, where is my letter? >_<