X: I came up with a story for the movie. Some archaeologist finds a manuscript of the classical era containing notes. And he understands that these are real notes, and that we know is the wrong interpretation. The classics sound differently. Then the mafia begins to turn to him, and at the end he delivers this manuscript to scientists, they understand how to really play classical melodies, organize a grand world concert, in which musicians play the melodies of classics as they should sound. In the end, everyone hears music, similar to the one in rap. The audience is delighted and begins to dress up and gather. How about the story?
Y: Looking at the films of the last few years, I think you’ve gotten to the point.

My husband comes back from work and I tell him the news.
I: Imagine, my son today showed me a child’s crossword, which almost figured out. There was only one word. There was a picture with a horse and a red arrow pointing to its back... So the little one wrote there "poppa". I laughed a long time, that was the question I had to come up with.
Man: And what had to be written there?
I am: "group"
Husband: In general, today you undermined my authority in the eyes of the child, this crossword we unraveled with him.

Denis
I look at the pyramids, the latest research
Natalia
And what there?
Denis
The hypotheses are not new, but they are well argued. They show unbuilt pyramids that I have never seen before.
The location of the three pyramids corresponds to the Orion belt. Orion is invisible in the sky for 72 days - during this time the sun passes from the temple of the sun (in the sky these are the pleasades of stars) to another temple in the sky through the Milky Way. The Milky Way is like the Nil. After 72 days, the Nile begins to spill. A shorter modeled part of the sky in Giza.
Natalia
You know, or maybe they just built it out of the goat, and now the scientists just want to apply the formula to the usual coincidences.)))))))
Denis
You’ve built a lot of things from Bali. Man is lazy. There are dozens of these pyramids on the planet. and all of the ballads))) alone even under the water
Natalia
))))))))) And suddenly they had fun - the smokers were. This is what I built.)))
Denis
2.5 million blocks each weighing 2 tons. There is no such thing being built now.)
Natalia
I don’t smoke now ? ?

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I was born at that time, do you have that feeling?

WOW :
I feel like I shouldn’t have done that :D

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Hahahaha, I am serious. Sometimes I want in those times when there were knights, princes, kings, and so on.

WOW :
Yes)) It is good to be a princess or a girl from a wealthy family)) And being a black peasant is no longer so tempting ;)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I would have been a peasant: I would have run on the lawn in the dawn while everyone is asleep.

Allwold Dovechenko (3:34) :
of the wolves :D

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MrRavingRabbid: The Russian commentary in t0p and that they were not smashed by the overwhelming Omerican :D

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The vacation :

financier

Full employment experience of 1 year.
Requirements: Work well
Conditions of Work: In the Air
Title: Revenge of the Court

I’ll get a new computer today! My old man is eight years old, my note is three years old, so I’m planning to get rid of him.
Good morning, how do you get rid of it? ?
YYY: What are you going to do there?
XXX: Diablo 3 of course =)
YYY: Oh yeah, that’s me.
YYY: Well what
YYY: I was glad to know you.

Third day of Euro 2012. of Kharkov. The sleeping area. The night.
Well, all right now, even here the number of police officers has increased by three...
WOW: How is it?
Previously there were two, now there are six.
Fuck, I feel completely protected. Now I'm not afraid here at all - even if you stick to the hoops!
Q: You can’t do it, Chloe, you can’t do it? One against six...

The victory over the small Czech Republic was as if it had defeated the national team of Brazil during its triumph.

- And I was small and didn't understand what the salt "Fitilla"... It's good to be big! and :)
“I also remember that feeling – you’re waiting for Jeralash on the screen, and there’s a movie being shown.

hunted cockroaches (not in the head, but in the kitchen) with a vacuum cleaner.
I felt like a hunter. I recommend.

>>... arrives rescue swirls jump rescue in the water with great difficulty sails to a woman who is almost going to the bottom and gives such a phrase -GOD DAY MADAM!........ pickup master bleat, maybe he would still there in the ocean offered her to dinner<<

I would suggest if needed. This is extreme psychology, friends. Rescue workers are specially trained. Imagine a similar situation: you drown, you say goodbye to life, all in hysteria, - and suddenly from the sky a cute girl jumps to you in the water and is interested: "You miss you, young man?" Heaven would have forgotten at all about the storm and the accident, and that in the water you talk to your ears. Thus...

Where did you throw the rubbish yesterday?
Smoke was thrown into the rubbish pipeline
Yyy: On the road on some floor
I have no rubbish in my house.

XXX: Let the lines of the songs continue?
Go to: Go
The pink flamingos.
Title: The Child Hurt

Art113: you think it is easy for me to work as a translator for our former businessmen, I was busy translating the phrase "Tell him to go on the go" as a partner with you disagree on this issue.

@Altervision13
Yes, girls, I am a perverse: I REALLY will come to you to make a computer, I will start, I will really drink a coffee, then I will take your money and leave! The cloud!)

In the morning, the door rings, two young bodies with the Bible in their hands... they begin to pair my teaching... I’m right into their foreheads, no, we Jews can’t... and they have unbelief on their faces. I say to them: do not believe, and I begin to scatter the width, and they are shrinking like devils from holy water. I don’t understand why I showed them this... in the days of their god, they were all circumcised.

I had a fun conversation with my dad.
How is it at school?
is normal
In what class are you already? In the sixth?
I am in the ninth...
Wait, how old are you?

The young man who wrote:

We constantly argue with the girl: I tell her that after taking the shower it is necessary to shake (so that the water in the hose does not remain, and he, therefore, does not rust), and she in response - "only leaks out". Tertiary sex signs what to do.

When I read your message, I immediately recalled a shower in a hotel with a plastic tube constantly popping out, wrapped in aluminum foil. And my husband just asked you to communicate that you are a balbese, because the shower tube is basically made of plastic or rubber. The rails around it are "armor" such. Rush there for nothing.

De3ak: Sorry, the standard aska is awful.
Go to the quip, honestly, you will not regret it.
Anastasia: I agree, I've been holding on for a long time, now it's a pleasure.
Cosmonaut: You are the same girls in everything.