It is not clear why Depardieu arrived in Kiev after obtaining Russian citizenship.

Half an hour before the picnic concert. I will arrange at the bench with the symbol of the group, the father (O) is forty years old with his son (C), who is twelve years old. The son, with burning eyes, looks at the mother.
(A): Some old moths, last year were the same.
C: I like that.
(O): In principle, we can buy it for you, I have the money, but then we don’t have enough for beer!
C: No, no, no Such victims are not worth it!!! to

New expression in the Russian language - "Depart to Russia".

Discussion in the forum of the topic related to the conception of children
Vermillion: what happens to the sperm in the female body? I hadn’t thought about this...
Pegasus: It is postponed about the stock in the thighs, then, in the years of hunger for males, the babies can give birth to children without the participation of males.

sial “” today, 10:08 #

The "Durac" complex is one of the most formidable of the Russian army's armed forces.
It is his unpredictability that scares our enemies the most.
They know that when they move into a working mode with the strange, untranslatable name "Dapohui," this complex becomes the most dangerous weapon ever created by mankind.

He: Yesterday I watched the roll on the ISS
She: About what?
ISS, International Space Station
She: And where is she?

Without the MCH? The PNH!

Do you also have abbreviations?

MK_Nsk_Mega: Just when the client came, his dog modem eaten
MK_Nsk_Mega: Interested in the Internet Center
MK_Nsk_Mega: with the words "This creature does not go into the mouth"

In the morning of January 4, no one is in the chat, I live in the center, looked out the window - no cars, no passers, snow and ambulance are quietly flying. I’m trying to think about whether it was the end of the world or not.

Correspondence with ex

X: How are you?
U: okay, life is improving, I live with a boy, now in Rostov. You are how?
X: Life is improving, I live with 129 boys in the company, now in the Russian Army.

In the online game Alien.
How to Stop Drinking?
ColibriCode: get cocaine

Depardieu wakes up in the morning of January 1 with his head shaking. I have a Russian passport in hand.

Talk to a familiar girl:
D: Hi, where are you?
I: In the Czech Republic.
D: Where is it?
I am emm...
D is OK. We’re in Senna, Peter, don’t you want to come to us?

I saw it somewhere in the wide web on the first day of the month of January of the year of Sigo.

Xxx guys!by 11
XXX: Who I Went With Yesterday
Please tell me why am I bald?! to

Brother for the new year came, just tortured our cat. During the three days that stayed with us, it was only worth the cat to appear in the field of sight, the brother jumped out in front of him, divided his hands to the side and so with the voice expression of Ilya Lagutenko sang "New Year, CAT!!"!")) The poor cat whispered, walked with an incomprehensible gaze, said a whisper from him in general should)) brother left, the cat finally breathed calmly))

It is good that the series "Friends" began to shoot BEFORE the bullshit of general tolerance. Otherwise, somebody in the “Joe Chandler-Ross” trio would have been a peder.

We are married, why do you know my paternity?
HH: We are for you.
Oh yeah, we are for you.
WOW: what

in mail answers
The employee asked where the number 11 was on the keyboard. That’s what to answer and not stumble?

I love Max.
by P.S. Don’t play cards on wish ;)

Is the cat growing up, breaking and ignoring the pot? This is just a teenage rebellion.
A real adult cat is like an adult child. He empty the bowl and throw it into the bowl, you fill the bowl again and clean the bowl again. A closed cycle.
He already has his own separate life, and you do not cross any more.