On the corporate with the boss all photographed.Even, the photo with the snake is a hit of the season.))

A friend of my husband came in and told me:
I am currently in a funeral business, I work in a ritual office.
I rub my nose, I say, it’s not a comilfo.
My husband is stable!

Unfortunately, unfortunately forgotten heroes. McDonald’s was founded by the brothers Dick and Mac McDonald’s, but only one remains in history. And now I can order BigMac, and BigDick -no :(

rain251: I remember from childhood - my older sister taught letters at the table. The younger watched the process from the other side of the table. So she learned all the letters up with her legs and wrote so - and then hesitated to re-learn.

22:12) exfirst: Everything the writer.
22:38 exfirst: I have a robot uprising at home.
The robot vacuum cleaner joke with the cat.
[2:23:41] ex-first: He came to him with a brush on the har.
[2:24:33] exfirst: the cat waited for Device to go to the base and hit him there.
[2:24:39] exfirst: 1:1
[2:25:59] exfirst: the vacuum cleaner has a chip of armor and brushes, but the cat is more mobile.
[2:27:55] exfirst: transmitted by your own correspondent from your own apartment.
[2:28:29] exfirst: Wait for further developments.

Vasya and Petya simultaneously started writing the same product.
Vasya was "result-oriented" and immediately began to write shit code without thinking about architecture.
And Petya developed the architecture for a month, a month made a convenient intuitive interface that would envy Johnny Ive, then a month wrote tests, then two months wrote the code itself and got the perfect stable application.
But Vasya released a month later the first version of the program, although not perfect, though with bugs, but working, and began to sell it. A month later released a second version correcting bugs of the first and adding new bugs. A month later, the revenue from sales hired two intelligent programmers, who in two months repaired the entire code, according to the wishes of users, doped the interface and released a third version of the program.
Overall, five months later, Vasai had two employees, a bunch of customers and a portable app that meets customer wishes.
Petty had a leased app unknown to anyone, a minus on the bank account and no customer.
In the conclusion of this fictional example, it can be said that six months later, Vasya bought all the work of Petty, took Petty into the staff as a tester, and himself fell into a drunk on his new Tuareg.

111: What do you do?
222: I learn a new language.
111: What is it? and what
222: Yixsur, there is such a small population in Central America. "Hello" will be "tevirp", "student" will be "kinlox", and "brain" will be "igzom".
You are so clever! ? Okay, let’s go later okay? Or have to run.
222 until we meet again! As one Yixsur says, Alshop Yuhán Arud))

Have you ever had a feeling that you came home and didn’t turn on the computer?
and yes. It was left on for the night.

Even in Hogwarts, no one did just that:
Harry and Neville are favourites.
Ron from a large family is also a beneficiary.
Hermione is an Olympian.
Half of disability,
Malfoy bought it.

The Hobbit is not a bad movie. Like the book, a little less serious than the VK.
XXX: The movie corresponds to 30 percent. This is just the first part of the three.
I liked it. =) is
XXX: I’ll be looking forward to the other parts.
XXX: If you look like that. What the Hobbit, that VK - in every book somewhere in the year of adventures.
xxx: 1 year of events = 3 films.
XXX: Berem Silmarillion
XXX: The inexhaustible golden vein!! 1

I downloaded the movie and I can't find it on the computer, I ask the six-grade son: why can't I find the downloaded file? The son replied with a waking voice: - And I did so that everything in the basket would go down.

The original:
Chlorophyll - the green pigment of plants, it is thanks to chlorophyll that the energy of the sun is converted into the energy of chemical bonds of organic substances.
Chlorophyll contains a large amount of oxygen, and beneficial bacteria and the presence of oxygen in the body are closely related to each other and therefore the use of chlorophyll in its natural form (fresh-pressed juices from green plants) is simply necessary for the health of the body.

The Stone:
Calcium carbonate is a binding substance in cement, cement is part of concrete, it is the adhesion of the binding substance due to polymerization taking into account the hydrogen bonds of water molecules. Cement contains a huge amount of calcium, and the amount of calcium and bone in the body are closely related to each other, and therefore the use of fresh cement in its natural form is simply necessary for the health of the body.

Friend: I have to be at home for two hours...Wife will kill!
The compassionate widow.

My husband is burning ?
- And you know that if you take off the sausage skin and fill it carefully with cotton, then you will get a sausage?
–! ? ? ?

xxx: I work in the copy center (xerox, printing, scanning) many clients, a stream of people, sometimes some forget to pick up the flash, I have these flashes at home already lies gig on 300
It’s not that I steal them, just that nobody comes back after them and they go into my dirty hands.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: This is not the point. About 2 weeks ago I forgot one client flash, I saw it for the first and last time, I sit today, and she lies on the table, so lonely, brilliant, red, beautiful-pretty. did not hold back, connected, and with the words "go to mom" put on formatting.
YYY: I’m starting to guess.
XXX is yes. He came for her. I raise my eyes - it stands when the window just pops "formatting is complete".
I felt like a Darth Vader telling Luke that he was his father. and silent "noooooooooo" in his eyes

The smoking factory:
Do you know, brother, what we lack in the shop?
2 is well?
One is Bordeaux!
2: Oh, that should be the bordels...
1: Yes, I saw the game of Mishka, there you can create bordels and get instantly wherever you go!
2: O_O
1: Well you pretend that once and on the installation or reservoir, and not to scratch the sandwiches on the frost!
I: Weather, maybe these portals?
Well, fucking the portals, I don’t remember exactly.
No... the portals, of course, are necessary, but the bordels are missing.

The son (4 years) completely refuses to shave under the pretext "I want hair like my mom". And a few days ago, he got wet: he looks at me in the decoult and, thoughtfully, says, "Mommy, I want the same breasts as you have."
Shouldn’t I take him to Thailand anymore?

A man, like a good wine, grows more and more with the years.

I decided to buy a ring to my wife, but so that without a fireplace, I just don't know the size. Waited until she fell asleep stronger, got her magical box with screws and began to measure her thumbs on the finger, no other way invented. I picked up the right size, and the next day I went to buy a ring. I went to the jewelry store, and there the hall was divided into two sections. To me immediately runs the girl: “What do you want...”, herself barely restrains laughter. I said, “I want to buy a ring.” The question is, “What size do I need?” Here I proudly get the hood and say, “This is the size.” The girl laughed hysterically, bending and crying from laughter, she said, “Sorry,” and ran away. I was prepared for that reaction. I went looking for another girl in the neighboring section. I go there, there a man with a girl talking, standing on my back. I say to the girl, say, I need a ring of this size, and I show her a gauge. The man turns around, and in his hands... Bolt is!! to
So, with tears in the eyes of laughter (weeping all three) picked up the ring they wanted.

Explanatory: We, students of 4th grade, took a lecture on religion. Reason: The anger is over.