Insane: How are cat years compared to human? Then I split up with a girlfriend, and she left my out-of-marriage cat. How much should I buy him whiskey, catsan and cocktails?!?! to

I’m removing my former phones.
So I don’t even call someone drunk at night.

Asked his wife to download his son cartoon about the pig Funtik.Common efforts on a well-known site found.Apparently, the author of the distribution hoped to capture even the German audience.Torrent name "Der Sweine Klein".

I decided to take a break from pasta with peelings and prepare soup. He cooked and safely drained the water.

I thought...

[0:12:05] Jaroslav: "I am a machine. I do not want to go anywhere. I want to sit in a crib and do a crib.

Two friends in the morning after drinking:
How are you and your wife?
She sent me in the ass.
I am in p... du.
We will be neighbors.

If you suddenly, earlier than usual, came home and heard from the threshold that your wife is strangely standing, you are an irreparable optimist if you think it was her broken hand.

I lie with my wife and talk.

I am. You are my dearest.
by J. A thousand and a half! (Summa "ransom purchase" at the wedding)
I am. A lot for 5 kg of chicken.

I get rid of cats, cats and other things.

Review of the film "The Dark Knight"

Wowowuhhhh..., purely accidentally watched the "return of the legend", stuck!!! I watched the first two films and was just surprised. I love this trilogy and look forward to the continuation!!! to

Woman, what continuation do you expect from the trilogy after watching all three films?

A: I would like to get a ballistic missile with IP guidance.
l: gigs, from factory targeted at 127.0.0.1

xxh: Still it was cruel - to show him "Sinister", and then to restore the film on the disk four times through the remote when he was trying to delete it))

Previously, people in very emotional moments liked to use the word "Remove!".
But it was too long for such moments and was shortened to a simple interdomain "OH!". The interdomention "Ah!" also appeared, but there was another word.

The teacher teaches what he knows; the teacher teaches what is prescribed by the Ministry of Education.

The servant told me.
Read a story to the child:
It is written on the stone, "You go to the left - you will lose the horse and you will be happy. Go to the right - you will die, and the horse will be happy you will go straight - you will both be whole, but unhappy" asks the child - where would you go? Only the unspoiled childhood thought could give rise to such a natural response. The horse is sorry, let it live. I would leave the horse at the stone, and I would go to the left.
How do you explain to a child why in a fairy tale this shit went to the left with a horse?

Bahruz

As my grandmother once said, it’s better to shoot, recharge and shoot again than to light a light and ask, “Who’s here?”

I had a headache this morning.
because yesterday I decided to serve myself with a spilly Cuban "shardone"
Gone to Zizou

xxx: and, boiled with the juice of grapes, crushed by the feet of the Cuban virgins, invited the lazy to go with me to the Prague.

You know, she agreed.

Not surprisingly

I think I’ll do it now.

xxx: here's how to explain to a person that he in a month 25, and he has not yet understood that the crawl leads to a fallout, and did not understand the main rule "drink - turn off the internet"

Why did I love the rain? I didn’t have a telescope.

Vitaliy70: I sometimes think fortunate that the crucifixion could have been hanged or not brought to the chariot to plant would not be crucifixion and the hell knows what...

Good for the Kazakhs - they have two space exits - Baikonur and Chui Valley!

From the discussion of the Curiosity discovery on the Habrah:
The Internet spreads rumors about the upcoming "big news" from NASA rover Curiosity, but the space agency continues to keep silence about the details.

X: I dump a package of Belomora, 2 bottles from under the “Stoolish”, and a little further away – fragments of the newspaper “Pravda”, which cover some organic substance.
V: Broken cabbage and pot with petunia?