In the wagon is displayed a lottery lottery advertisement. On the mirrors the inscription "Maybe a millionaire is looking at you". But for some reason it seems to me that they are warning so much that there is a hidden camera in the coupe that is broadcasting to some rich perverse.

YYYY
You are in

YYYY
WRUN

YYYY
Ahahah

XXX is
Done to Done to Done

A day ago, a friend called, he says, the customers are completely upset: they demand to make a mobile app for all employees of the corporation, regardless of the model (!), to "with video chat and heliopositioning". He specifically asked them where their office was on the Sun. not understood.

1 cup of sweet tea
Drinking with Malina
1 cup with apple
1 piece of orange
1 ham with lemon
1.Rome and pepsicola
2 And there was the rest...

Skype on December 30.
I was told to release the table tomorrow.
I want to clean the potatoes.
I will be cut off tomorrow.
If anyone wrote that he will be swept away tomorrow.
5: I have
Thanks Father Christmas for the Monthly (rofl)

Comments on the news about the delivery to Tyumen by the Ministry of Emergencies of diseased Russians in Thailand:

The Vector:
Here thanks, some infection from Thailand to Tyumen brought, and they do not tell what to prepare for.

The Other:
Vector, well, what do I hear the bell, and I don't know where it is from, where did some info about the infection some, what kind of throws?

The Vector:
Yes, I worry that no zombie apocalypse in the New Year's Eve happened, the storyline just suits the Qur'an has already broken through midnight, fireworks thunder throughout the city and residents celebrate the onset of the new year. In the hospital, the service staff misses a glass of champagne, while one of the patients recovers... The outcry of surprised nurses to return to the chamber leads to nothing. The virus has already gone through the incubation period in the patient's body and has mutated into a new, stronger strain. Soon, a small number of staff and the patient come out on the streets, already led by a bloody instinct. On the streets where drunk and relaxed and nothing suspicious, celebrating people... Whether it will be... the beginning of the end or the next line in the news about an incomprehensible psychosis... to be continued...

On the UFSIN building in Saratov the inscription "With New Year"
Now the joke:
The guard, walking through the prison corridor, knocks his foot on the door of the cell.
Peter, Happy New Year to you.
June in the courtyard.
Your case was revised - year added

So I am about the inscription)))

Commentary on a collection of film photographs on the network:
It’s so hipster that while I was watching these photos, my shirt wrapped around the monitor, started my blog and wrote that Rushka is fucking fucking.

In the new year, the tachskrin will have the smell of mandarine :)

Yesterday at the corporation shot in a tir... Colleagues are now afraid, think that the training has been successful...

xxx: Dear, you know I have been dreaming of a Darth Vader voice modulator helmet for many years!
YYY: Oh... and we’ll buy bright spells and you’ll be waving your light sword, Jedi.

The funniest thing is that it is enough to be just a nice and a physicist to become the queen of the semiconductor physics institute.
xxx: of course

With Laura:
Question by Haskell:
Why, when building a category where objects are data types and morphisms are functions, a closed symmetrical monoid category (like Hilb, where objects are end-dimensional Gilbert spaces with ordinary tensor work and morphisms are linear operators) is obtained from the variant of the typed lambda-calculation on the combinators, but not the decart category, which is Set?

Answer to:
It brought me into a deadlock and I started drinking.

From a discussion of the post on dirty about Leo Schlosberg’s speech on the anti-orphan law:

All my relatives and some of my acquaintances voted for the Apple. Yes, the ballots have shattered our country. But we can safely say that we are behind these fucking monkeys. They did not vote in the word.
Dmitry_N: In this case, “fuck” should be written with one “n”. This is a completely different matter!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no In our village they used either the "fucking" with emphasis on the second slang, as an adjective, or the "fucking" as a suffering communion.
Dmitry N: Fuck on the roof. There is no need for a double “N.” Learn the language. There are no quotes or dependent words. All of it?
GeRom: I fuck, what an intelligent conversation you have here, gentlemen!
Den2121: Monocle, cylinder, dictionary of Russian mat..

From the forum with reviews about gas columns:

Everything is regulated simply, if not the wife would not turn these pins, but normal people in such water as it is washed, sausages are cooked or peelings, however, according to my personal observations, the female sex loves hotter.

From a group about the Galaxy Note in VK:
I have file. I dropped an enema into the toilet, and you know what? He was stuck without getting to the water. Oh my God, you are so great.

There was a medical commission and near the doc which records all the initials there was such a dialogue between the doctor (B) and the guy (P):
A: Please name your initials.
Q: What is Cho?
A: Please name your initials.
Q: What is it?
The first three letters
Q: Yes ABV
Everyone is already starting to crack (along with the doctor)
The first letters of your name.
A: Oh yeah, I would say so.

I am so angry that I entered my email address in the address line.
yyy: look at the evil flash not safely pull out

Bones: In the summer, we have kara-orks in all the cafés of the central park!

The family meeting grandmother teaches us how to live with children, and in the end says: and you are enough for one child, I tell your mother all the time, that in vain did not listen to me and gave birth to the second! I just fell off the chair, I love my grandmother :)