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[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75047
 29.12.2012
I work in a gun store and all kinds of things for hunting. Today came two boys, stupidly chic, and bought a binoculars.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75046
 29.12.2012
The Russian Post is nervously smoking aside compared to UkrPost. Today I received a letter with photographs that I received from Germany ten years ago. This is a real gift! Thanks for the mail!

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №75045
 29.12.2012

I knew I needed to put something on him when he started to bluff... So I brought him a shit!

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №75044
 29.12.2012
I got the courage and decided to ask if you all fit in our intimate life. Just understand, I have this for the first time...
Wow: Sorry, I’m a little busy... Freelancer and all that.
HHH : Okay I understand :)
ууу: sunshine, question of a million:) I need the words of the singing of the song of Leningrad "x x"
Could you write them to me?and :)
thx: "squeeze P3du"
How ugly... I don’t like Leningrad at all.
2 minutes later
HH: I would say yes.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75043
 29.12.2012

Sophia
All I do and I teach.
00:47:13

Sergey
What is it? 😉
by 00:50:02

Sophia
History of Arts
by 00:50:09

Sergey
Oh well! I mean I should have understood? 😉
by 00:53:52

Sophia
What is incomprehensible!? to
by 00:55:25

Sergey
The FT! Reveal it 😉
by 00:56:33

Sophia
Physics of a solid body?
by 00:56:55

Sergey
Fuck it!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75042
 29.12.2012
> and on the one who came to chew on the uncle cried "baby!" and heated with a scarf. I didn’t even do > anything. Do you think men are the best teachers?

And is it bad that your husband taught your child to respond correctly to strangers who stick to her? I’m watching the news of kidnapping children, and I’m surprised at your outrage.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №75041
 29.12.2012
I bought a coin for 10 rubles with my wife. and 2500 rubles. Coins) in honor of the anniversary, for the new year ordered a gift in the amount of 2420 rubles., went to receive in "Post R...".
Is it possible to pay with coins?
No, before the new year we have to get rid of all the little things.
I went to "Sber", exchanged and came.
I filled in everything, gave the receipt, extended 2500 rubles, to buy the package.
I can't give you the package, I don't have any small things in the box to give.
by Rais.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75040
 29.12.2012
My (D)daughter is an educational psychologist, works as a waitress, corresponding to VC:

D: I was given 100 UAH for being a good psychologist.

I: I said that your five years of schooling were not for nothing! :DDD

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75039
 29.12.2012
PS, I was so pleased =)
The Damn Engineer)
In the shower, 2 of the 6 cabins have the cranes removed, so the water can not be turned on. I stand, I mean, in a row, we are a man 6-7, a man comes in, looks at everyone and dumb passes by, clothes up, goes to the shower in a broken cabin, gets flat tubes, opens the crane and washes calmly=))
The crowd is in shock, but it's okay, in 10 minutes while I stood there in a row, two others also passed.
There will soon be a separate row with flatboards in the broken cabins XD

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №75038
 29.12.2012
Just on the corporate - what is the name of the girl Dartanyana?
Drunk screaming from the room!! to

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №75037
 29.12.2012
From Habr:

Given that the radius of the Earth is more than 6000 km, and humanity has not yet penetrated even further 12 km, your worry is unfounded. It’s like fearing that a colony of intestinal bacteria, covering a thin layer of a stone ball with a diameter of about 12 meters, inside which there is a iron ball with a diameter of about 7 meters, heated to 5000 degrees, will be able to do something wrong with it.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №75036
 29.12.2012
In connection with the opening of new metro stations, the subway will be closed

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75035
 29.12.2012
From the Film Forum:

Zombies look unconvincing...like a treasure.
Not like in life, right?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №75034
 29.12.2012
Let my mom hear, let my mom come.
Please let my mom find me.
XXX: It should not be so in the world.
XXX: Outside the castle in the toilet.
by :DD
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Open the server.
Yyy: Fuck, I’m sorry guy

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №75033
 29.12.2012
XXXX: People, tell me what’s wrong with me? Every time I do minet, all the shit comes into my head.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №75032
 29.12.2012
Suddenly, right in front of my eyes, the truck somehow unnaturally folds, slides, slides and fades. He just got into the corner of the fur. I pressed the brake. ABS says to me "TRRR-TRRR-TRRR!", that in translation to Russian sounds like "Let us also participate in this accident?".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75031
 29.12.2012
About the tour of Israel:" And then you will have a tour of the places of battle glory of Jesus Christ";

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75030
 29.12.2012
You no longer fear references to the Belarusian market. I saw the price, the jaw knocked on the floor.

[ + 8 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75029
 29.12.2012
I like to work here) at the corporate NG director argued with the chief engineer whether the youngest engineer will seduce the new young girl of the development manager)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75028
 29.12.2012
Discussing the cartoon about euthanasia, the tablet "Ask your doctor if you are suitable for suicide"

Commentary: I have asked. He said that this shit would end me.

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