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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74047
 09.12.2012
X: Girls, please tell me, where is the best place to hide yai?
Y: The best place on the comp in the parroted folder.
Z: And I hid the journals and flashes in the computer block.
Y: Right, it is best immediately on the flash, so to always carry with you, so to speak, the most native closest to the heart. )))
X: But where can I find a terabytes flash?? to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74046
 09.12.2012
I am sitting with a friend in Aske. I am in Chelyabinsk, she is in Peter. I uploaded a 2 gig file.

I: Fuck, I have a speed of 200 kbps, 2 hours will be rolling... Yopt.
She: Let me jump quickly and take you off?

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74045
 09.12.2012
DrRoy: Lord, answer, is it just that I have a ghost ringtone in my pants pocket?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №74044
 09.12.2012
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And Anita too!! And now the chest has grown, it’s just impossible! Yesterday, in bed for half a night, we were tormented – I thought the fire would kill me, so shake it up...
Mice cried and cried, but they continued...")))))

[ + -6 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74043
 09.12.2012
I already think that I am destined to die immediately after sex, from happiness probably ah, and my angel guardian to fuck what a professional of his business and will not allow me to give at least one shit in this life.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74042
 09.12.2012
I collect a collection of weapons-pistols, machine guns, grenades, knives; all this is wood and aluminum-simply copies, and I hang on the wall. Today came a nephew with a five-year-old daughter.The child quietly, looked closely at the wall, and quietly asks.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №74041
 09.12.2012
Grag: Just a dialogue at work:
You are a serial alcoholic!
I just like two series.
He: Believe me, I don’t drink all too!

[ + 14 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74040
 09.12.2012
When I’m asked what it’s like to keep a puppy at home

What a shit!! Remember it finally! What a fucking thing, but what a thing!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74039
 09.12.2012
I celebrated my anniversary this Saturday. And there was such a contest: I show a picture with an animal, and the guests must name the similarities of the anniversary and the animal. And when I got to the white, logically I have to say reserve. But one little boy stood out shouting:"She also has hair!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74038
 09.12.2012
I read on Wikipedia about Lower Tagil (don’t ask how I got to this article):

Due to the fact that the UVA (Uralvagonzavod) is run by qualified directors from Moscow, the equipment in most workshops at the factory has not been replaced since its founding, and capital and cosmetic repairs are carried out only before the arrival of the top executives. Inside the factory can be passed only after showing a special pass, the phone and electronic devices can not be brought with you (to prevent information leakage). However, if you buy a special pass, this restriction will be lifted.

Likewise, for some unknown reason, the roads in Tagil if they are repaired, then in the cold season or in the rain, the same applies to the repair of heatways.

[ + 33 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74037
 09.12.2012
The Supreme Court, which belongs to the Supreme Court of Great Britain, has made a fundamentally new decision that could have serious consequences for the processes of adoption of children by believing families. The court ruled that Christians with traditional views on sexual ethics are not suitable for the role of adoptive parents – their beliefs may be detrimental to children.
In its ruling, the court firmly defended the homosexual worldview. Jones were denied the opportunity to take a child up because of their religious beliefs, despite their good reputation as adoptive parents.
The court ruled that traditional Christian moral beliefs are potentially dangerous for children, and that parents with Christian beliefs should not be considered as potential adoptive parents.
The judges noted that there was no religious discrimination against Jones in the decision, as they were denied the opportunity to raise a child because of their views of sexual ethics, not because of their Christian beliefs.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74036
 09.12.2012
No to Natalia! I will not do it! I just want to lose weight. Lose weight, not mummify yourself.
So why wow?? to

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74035
 09.12.2012
My mom found a leaflet where I wrote down the ingredients for the grass in Skyrim.
The licked mushroom, the eggs of the pineapple, the nails of Vorgei, the grey root of Nirna.
At some point, she was actually a little scared.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74034
 09.12.2012
<Others> the people. Is the calendar on the phone limited? from 1970 to 2036.
Jindos <PankSyroid> Why do you have a calendar for 25+ years ahead?
<PankSyrood> did you have a meeting appointment?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74033
 09.12.2012
Zelishe: It should have been blue isolated! It is breaking!
Veell: It may sound strange, but it seems like the entire blue isolant has been purchased by NASA for its Mars spacecraft. Over the past year, I’ve seen all possible colours, but not blue.
Firz: The most popular, even if it just rolled on the shelves.)
nochkin: It is not surprising. Blue isolent for professionals, it has to be bought by smuggling through dealers for huge bulls. The other colors are for the teas.
Shiro: The main thing is not to get into the sellers of fake blue tape. There are fools who take the isolant of other colors and repaint it in blue. Such a surrogate is significantly inferior to the original in reliability and number of functions.
sck_v: However, it is known that blue color gives any isolant some strength and durability.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74032
 09.12.2012
Comments on video with ferromagnetic liquid:
"Please tell me, and if you touch it in such a dull state, will it be hard or stretch?
She will eat you.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №74031
 09.12.2012
On Khabr, discussion of the article on the quadrocopter, "refined" using a black isolant

Zelishe: It should have been blue isolated! It is breaking!

Veell: It may sound strange, but it seems like the entire blue isolant has been purchased by NASA for its Mars spacecraft. Over the past year, I’ve seen all possible colours, but not blue.

Firz: The most popular, even if it just rolled on the shelves.)

nochkin: It is not surprising. Blue isolent for professionals, it has to be bought by smuggling through dealers for huge bulls. The other colors are for the teas.

Shiro: The main thing is not to get into the sellers of fake blue tape. There are fools who take the isolant of other colors and repaint it in blue. Such a surrogate is significantly inferior to the original in reliability and number of functions.

Webnode: “They bought all the blue insulation! Shut up!”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74030
 09.12.2012
You have to get used to the idea that if you want a normal girl, you have to get her first.
I understand, but before, everything I wanted was on my palm.
Ahahahah
The speech movement (...

[ + 16 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74029
 09.12.2012
She recently married and moved into a separate apartment with her husband. I manage to clean the apartment, wash, cook to eat and this without the benefits of civilization, such as a washing machine and dishwasher, a microwave and a vacuum cleaner. I do everything in the old way, and you know, there is still strength and desire for daily sex with my husband. So, dear girls, get enough of it!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74028
 09.12.2012
Question: "XXX: Why do girls in dorms wash cucumbers with soap?"
Are you looking at Ferguson? meet me.

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