Vladka (00:25:28): Okay, the android was invented in 1986 in Ukraine, in the town of Pripyat... there it was first started to charge, but the local power plant did not withstand.

A drunk is considered to be sick (alcoholic intoxication) and not unconsumable.
Wedding is an epidemic.

As a child, I never understood my parents. In the evening - "Yes, go wash, then you will fall asleep faster", in the morning - "Wake up? Well go wash yourself, so that the dream can go away"Damn, I am almost thirty years old, and I still suffer from the question - how is this possible?! to

Know the Ours!
Sales of the Lada Kalina in Germany as of October of this month amounted to three units.
With the same indicator the month ended Aston Marin DB9, Cadillac CTS and Lamborghini Aventador.
2: Ahahahahahahahahahahah! to
Probably a museum is there.)
1: The torture

We go with Varay after class on the street.
The opposite weather. What is so cold?
Warranty : Yes? I have been very hot all day. I wore a sweater with dwarfs, and now I am heated by four men with gorgeous beards.

My husband and wife are coming from work. They fought on the road.
When will we eat dinner?
Wife: Have you already been hungry?
Man: Not yet... but by 7 am I’m definitely hungry! (from 6:30 am to 6:30 pm)
Wife is OK. What to do before 7?
The husband douches.

The guy broke up with the girl, calls, says:
She found me yesterday and asked me to come back.
They ask him:
How did I find it?
He is:
When I took her to work...

The Snow - 21
I want to find a job... otherwise I’ll start digging soon (((

Horror Films on the Tracker:

1: A great movie. Ventilate the room.
Not looking at at night, not wearing headphones.

He accidentally broke the curtains, but did not watch the movie.

I sit in the kitchen, reading reviews. I haven’t seen the movie yet...

He accidentally squeezed his neighbor’s pants out of fear. I did not watch the movie.

5: End of the electric to watch!
It is terrible to go out!) (Time is 3:43)

6: Chase probably want to drop, or I can’t get rid of it ?
Respect for the author!

8: He was just starting to swallow, but he was already frightened.

9: He jumped, put on full pants, did not look. I got another pornhub.

10: Looked the second time - shook in the neighbor's pants.
This is my third time with my wife.

11: I watched TV, but I didn’t watch the movie.

12: If someone else hits somewhere without watching the movie,
You can’t write about it anymore, right?
The movie cool. Scary enough to re-examine again.

From Chat WoT
XXX: Fuck, I am hanging ((
Go to the doctor.)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

kex, 16.11.2012 9:55:36:
The phone call wakes up today.
Kex, 9:55:50
Nyrungribank is calling. Come and get your prize.
Keith, 9:55:53
I am o_o
Keith, 9:56:02
You participated in the contest.
Kiki, 9:56:04
I am O_O
Keith, 9:56:27
Your painting in the competition of children's drawings won the prize of audience sympathy.
Kiki, 9:56:46
I remember sitting in a row and painting a fattening cat with glass eyes.
Kex, 9:56:51:
and signed
Kiki, 9:56:59
Sergey Rumyancev, 28 years old
Keith, 9:57:16
I have to go, Hole.

Shan: And next to the shelf dust natural domestic products. Here is a chocolate without chocolate, made in the Russian Bezpredelsk. Do you not believe that this is possible? The composition is written in the smallest font - consistent substitutes, flavours, preservatives and the mysterious phrase: "...soda with traces of chocolate".
Shan: A well-known confectionery technician explained: "This means that this product was manufactured in a shop, where nearby,, real chocolate is being manufactured and fragrance dust is flying in the air.
TaHk: Why not then write "with traces of shit"? I bet there’s some sorting somewhere.

X: What are you doing tomorrow?
YYY : Z
YYY : Hz.
XXX is Bond. and James Bond.

The shoes of the oligarchs.

The Real Man

A friend told me. Following her words.

I sit with my wife and son in the cafe. My son 3 years. I drink a cocktail.
At the neighboring table sits a dumb black man, gracefully pulls wine, and looks around for the subject of whom to remove. He notices a company of five girls at the neighboring table, and begins to make a big call to acquaintance. They cut it off quickly, they are so fun. Then he turns to us.
Which name to call? Am I able to wipe up?
We didn’t have time to say a word.
The son comes out of his place, puts his hands on his sides, and so says:
Go home to home!!! to
The Negro is stuck in stupor, small, seeing that he is not fully understood, approaches me, puts his hand on his shoulder and says:
Mother is mine!! to
Following a friend:
Natasha is mine too!! And you go home!! to
The black man turns back to another company. But it was not here. The child walks to them:
That aunt is mine too. And this! And this! You go home!! to
has gone.
The broken girls fed the "defender" with sweets, but the story did not end there.
A couple of weeks later, we rest with the same girlfriend on the beach and see the same Negro. With a cheerful smile he goes to us.
And here from the bushes comes the son. With a sock in hand. He is silent, but looks at him horribly.
I understand. I am going home, the Negro sorrowfully breathes out and leaves.

Don’t be afraid of smart women: when love comes, their brains turn off.

The working day:
You are not a dog, you are our boss. I just let you know!

Yes, his brain is missing as a class!
XXX: No, it’s just like an object.

Title of Lente
"The Russian Post" announced the beginning of the fight against robots"
What should I do if I don’t work...

Neet nam max 10 cel mozno inace provodniki otkazutsja
Fuck, how cool it is! Here they write some types to stand out so that the words in the test look unusual. They write, the rest of the literacy is such that it seems that this bastard will not live for a long time in the conditions of the harsh Russian internet... and stylish! It is fashion! of youth! You stand out from the crowd. Reading is interesting. And at the same time, any mistake and grammatical error is imperceptible, blotted with a simple "translated translation". Great, I have to learn.
Tagged: blind
One minus one. Nihil is not understood.