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[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64486
 21.05.2012
XXX is
But you would not bother to use in speech less obscene expressions, or not culturally somehow.
YYYY
Yes, I may take your advice into account and use less obscene expressions.
YYYY
And in general, whoever I fucking deceive, go as you go with your suggestions.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №64485
 21.05.2012
XXX: I recently thought...
and mm?
XX: Do you know that my father works in a casting factory?
YYY: And what?
XXX: How to bleat, che??? And that he can go to any sewer and say, Luke, I’m your father! :))))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №64484
 21.05.2012
Looking at today’s teenagers, I remember with silent sadness my youth, in which it was cool to write literally.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64483
 21.05.2012
From Twitter...
Morning rush: User poured the PC with the width!
Morning roast (continuation): The user claims that it is not him and tried to convince him that he is not even drinking tea at the table.
Morning of rust (continuation): The user asked if it could not water itself from the power unit.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64482
 21.05.2012
xxx: 10 consecutive victories, and defeat count in the final matches.
It is... something.
Did he get his Ring of Almighty again? :D
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ;)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №64481
 21.05.2012
sid350: I put 100p on my MTS last summer, still enough. So is Pofig.
Siado: Tariff "Call Me Back"?
Sarkado: Siado, but not probably. After a year, no one will call back. In other words, Forever Alone (

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64480
 21.05.2012
With Machinery.ru, discuss the Chinese Lexus imitation:

Dozer: How soon will they make a parody on Grant? )))
vamp756: The Chinese are of course a tough people but not so much
Dozer: It would look cool! At the end of the day, there would be an ACP and four pillows.
RainbowDemon: The built-in TV
Vlad: with two SIM cards.


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №64479
 21.05.2012
The guys who come up with advertising attraction on phishing sites completely exhausted the imagination. Who are you in the opera Boris Godunov? Take the test and find out!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64478
 21.05.2012
xxx ‎(20.05.2012 20:37):
Russia is a cool country
I go for a walk today
The man throws the tree.
xxx (20.05.2012 at 20:38 am)
The New Year
Claudia

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64477
 21.05.2012
Why I love Skyrim
xxx: the only game in my memory in which you can naturally hit the enemy

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64476
 21.05.2012
from demotivation.me:
What kind of oil? Abramovich earned everything with his work. Everyone was leaving work at 6 p.m. and he was sitting until 8 or 9. I often went out to work on Saturdays, it even happened that on Sundays I came to get a detail-other.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64475
 21.05.2012
xxx: The most epic moment I had with TV was in the 90s, when my mom and I loved watching live broadcasts from our Supreme Council and cuddling over deputies. One day they show a next session - someone of the deputies of crosswords decides, someone sleeps, someone chews, at this time another channel clings for a second, through which a performance on the Ukrainian government is going. The classic. It sounds like a single phrase, but what! "This is Darmoidy!"(This is Darmoidy!) I still sometimes guess – was it coincidence, or "diversion"?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №64474
 21.05.2012
Programmers as gamers, the main thing not to forget will remain.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №64473
 21.05.2012
XHH: How can you say culturally that Odmin is shit?
The administrator is an excretion?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №64472
 21.05.2012
My grandmother is playing with her grandson (2G):
A: What a thing!
B: Where is it?? to
and show-
B: It’s not like that!! This is my grandmother’s house (

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64471
 21.05.2012
XXX: Targeting a week ago on all-corporate notes a new proof put. Enables the web camera on the notes if the user has launched a browser or video player. Not visible in the processes. Killing is nothing.
YYY: Is he a pervert?
XXX: I would not say. Now he has 2 terabytes of video. Do you know how he calls him? "Control package of shares"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №64470
 21.05.2012
Talk to friends about the community:
You can’t just come to us, you have to have a snorkel.
What kind of snoring?
I watched. Name of snorkel.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64469
 21.05.2012
If you see a member, immediately go to the shield. Otherwise, he will do it, and they will land you anyway.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64468
 21.05.2012
Oh girls...
Our men are romantic, unlike us.
Here’s how many porn I’ve watched – and for nothing I’ve recognized Sasha Gray in the face...

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64467
 21.05.2012
Listen, it is up to you. I recently reinstalled the system, I want to put an antivirus, but I don't know which to choose. Advice a good one?
I cannot advise. I do not use antivirus.
and hm. Is that not the feeling? :)

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