I found the perfect husband for you - Igor
YYY: In what way?
xxx: here you are sitting on ice cream with a fork, and he is cottage with a teaspoon. I think you have a lot in common.)

In the morning, the grandmother came and said that she urgently needed an air purifier with ionization. Malysheva on the box says that it will be very useful after the end of the world...

of PZDC.

What kind of woman are you if you’re not a man? :)

The only thing that makes lunch at the office different from the rest is that you don’t have to be depicted as working.

You understand that the cat is fat when you stumble at him and fall!

One of the comments on the new film about the brigade
"The main characters and most "bandits" - pudding puddles"

I came home in the morning, working as a security guard in the bank. The wife had a (P)girlfriend overnight, they go to work and the girlfriend says:
(P) here is a wonderful job - came, slept, left, and you also got a thing for it. No one gave me a thousand for sleeping.
Okay, you sleep more expensive.and :)
(P) here is the fuck.... :(

A friend washes the lawn, distracts to some fist.
I: Let’s go, my rooster!
No one has called me so yet!

Iren: Masha here yesterday gave, about her unclear requests in Google - "Well, what a difference you do, how I write - Google understands me anyway! He always has an answer to everything! And in general, he’s so good, sorry, you can’t get married to him..."

We’re never going to have sex with him because we’re both shit! Today, he had a divorce key out of his bag, and I asked him if he had it.
Yesterday I was playing in the sanitary.
Has he won?
- Aha, got a bonus, achivka and moved to the next level.
Friendly followed. No one remembered the Germans and porn.

I read the article "How to develop voice bands".

The ligaments to save during the load and develop in the process of training will help a kind of massage.

The word massage is hyperlink. Just here she leads to the article: "How to do prostate massage".

A friend calls to the car shop:
Hi you girl. Can I sign up for a crash test?

• Work in the home office.

• Friendly community.

Chloe: I took part in an exhibitionist activity today. At first I did not realize that it was the same. I go, I don’t touch anyone. After the snow, the path is narrow, it is difficult to get away. The cold is under 30. I rushed. The nose in the collar, the ears in the headphones. I look into someone’s body, from the knees and below. I take a step, the body is there. I am on the other side, it is the trail. What a shit, I think, and I look up. The girl looks at me so sadly. I have a brilliant idea in my head – ask something you want. I take off the headphones and say "yet again, please". The look of the man acquires a shade of mistrust and fear. At this point, my eyes go where I need to go. And there... poor, unhappy, blue-filled – do we remember about 30? Something boring that you can’t even call dignity. And so I felt sorry for him... I pulled a glove from my palm and stretched the sufferer.
No one has ever escaped from me so quickly.

Does your brother have a girl or a boy?
I told you, Sasha.
Thank you Jop...

You can become a doctor without being a Ph.D.

222 Can you give a warning to this comrade? Are you on the forum that the right to freedom of speech does not work?

Any doctor can impunely call other doctors doctors.

xxx: Cheated the saleswoman in the box, on the question of how many years answered 21). I am 23 years old. :p

It’s really hard to be a jade between three mosquitoes and six chopsticks... all the time you have to lave and strangle them together, while having a non-huge profit.

The inhabitants of the harsh Chelyabinsk do not listen to the Dabbstep, they listen to the Chelyabinsk Metallurgical Combinate.

XXX: I have a black mistake so funny out...
My wisdom knows no curtains.