Sorry I haven’t bought a rack before.
YYY: It’s a pity you didn’t get her out of the school sports hall before.
XXX: in the interface of my life there is no such point of action "delay"...and unfortunately)))
YYY: Fuck, let me reflect, it’s not hard for me.
YYY: So you will be so,
YYY: You did not dare to take the item for a while and forget to return it to the previous owner, given that the previous owner does not know that you took it in temporary use.
XXX: need to pump the skill "self-deception"... useful thing I look at...

After consultation to the upcoming count, everyone approaches the board to ask questions individually. Everything would be nothing, but the question of one of the girls just beat up:
Maybe I’ll give up the bill earlier, or I’ll give birth on that day.

Successfully established personal life is when the poppy in a cage tries to mimic not the banal "casha" or "popka fool", but the screw of the bed.

XHH: I went to the toilet. He walked into the cabin and realized that it was worth taking the paper. And, of course, according to the law of wickedness, not grammy. I raise my eyes up. On the wall separating the cabin, A4 sheets lie. I was delighted: somebody heartbreakingly brought the drawings to everyone for joy. I am already trying to take, but a hand from the neighboring cabin takes them, washes them (pardonte) and leaves. First thought: this is the cattle! And the second: it was probably stuck, and the person along with the documents jumped in need. I guess it would be if I still had time to get a couple of leaflets...

Legalization of prostitution:
And the prostitutes will begin to work officially, on a work book, with an internship, weekends, normalized working nights, salaries and awards. With discharges (I am a prostitute of the fifth grade, and I, the highest category - a multi-factor image)
The money will be taken with cash and plastic cards.
After the provision of services will sign the act of the works carried out and issue an invoice.

I have long wanted Pierce Brosnan to appear in the advertisement of some false and inexpensive tea like “Princess Nouri.” So I imagine, a table in a casino, Pierce sits with an unwavering roar and a clever sting, he is brought a transparent cup of hot tea with a fragrance of smoke, he rushes to the throat and says: Splyunte nahui.

XXX : All right) so and should be, evil always comes back) I will return in 20 minutes) in the shower pulled)

Interesting today dreams...To dream of chicken eggs - you are waiting
acquaintance with a male,
Who will surprise you with the size of his man.
of dignity. If you have seen such a dream,
A man should not be afraid of anything.
Homosexuality: It is possible
What a surprise we just had.
He is waiting for you in a public bathroom.
Or, say to me, an extortionist.

The news:
The Boeing 767-300 flew NO-731 from Havana (Cuba) to Milan (Italy) with 268 passengers and 10 crew members. At the second hour of flight across the Atlantic Ocean, the aircraft fell into a turbulent zone, causing a loss of altitude (about 1000 feet/300 meters) This happened during lunchtime when boarding guards drove food carriages. Unattached a little flew around the cabin, receiving minor injuries. As for lunch... the compot will be washed from the ceiling in Milan)

Commentary :
There was no luck for the one who was on the push.

Justin Bieber receives Medal for Merit to Canada

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I will not be pleased!)

The technology of combating State parasites in China is very simple and borrowed from the Soviet Union in 1937. There is no need to send spies there, it is enough to take advantage of the memories of still living contemporaries of those events.

XXX: There are more than seven billion people on the planet. Not counting the visitors.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: * ROFL* Poneachali
The earth is for the earth! 😉
YYY: 146%
XXX: I took you

One day I saw a girl with eyes of different colors. I was so surprised that I decided to share my impressions with a friend.

I: I saw a girl with different eyes at McDonald’s today.
She: O_O
I am ahahahah! Just like that xD

The news:
The sets for the end of the world began to sell in Tomsk.
Grapefruit, spruce, validol, rope and soap will help to survive the end of the world. These items were included in the set for the end of the world, which was prepared at the Tomsk holiday agency.

We are not in a relationship yet.
WOW: I understood
I want him to stop fucking.
I was uncomfortable to come home to him and accidentally see traces of fuck in the garbage.
LOL, of course
Fucking rubbish is bad.

xxx: My wife was upset when I saw that from all the variety of products in the sex shop I chose a cloth with bandages on the back of the head :)

I watched the first series "Arrow"
Chris and how? XD is
Chief: The guy has such a press that I didn't understand the story xDDDD

The oppression of reality makes us plunge into the real world and completely leave the galaxy of theory.
YYY: But one day in the middle of the night, waking up in a cold sweat, from extremely real dreams in the rapid phase of sleep, you will begin to recall fragments of your life even before the uterus and see a paradoxical future turning your consciousness, when at one moment you suddenly do not wake up at another time, age and place.
XXX: We have one bar

Today at the planner in the administration of the district, the final word of the Head is the oath to the subordinates for a week: do not be afraid to do good - it will not drown... do good - it will not sink!!! to
Slowly falling under the table.

In this case, the wagon presses a special button and sand is poured out on the rails.
Sand and fucking! From the tram! On the rails! In the 21st century! Fuck it, fuck it! From anybody, shit, the tram! Aaaahahahahahahahahah! Where was I before? Why is this not written in children’s stories?

It is terrible to think what will happen to him if he learns that such a system is equipped with all modern railway locomotives in any country.