Tarx: at 13 years old, I’ll never write such statuses at 25.
Master: Yes, they just read it somewhere and repeated it.
Master: It would be better if they invented it themselves.
Tarx: This is exactly, one student, in the 4th grade, she has status only about love, that kind of I will die if you leave me... I don’t want to live without you...
Tarx: I’m talking about Santa

I had a conversation with my family about going to the forest with a nightingale at -20C:
Everything will be fine, we will get ready, we will dress up warmly.
There will also be a survival specialist.
At least one will come back...

by Vitaly (8:48)
It is time to capture the world!!! to

by Anna (8:50)
Let’s start with the warm islands.

by Anna (8:53) :
Then came Cole. This is what I say on the frost of the puchovik oil. It seems to be going to warm countries.

The phrase "Write down my iPhone number", heard in the office, has become one of the most pathetic I have heard in my life.

In terms of fashion, demand generates supply. In all the shops of the world look at sellers where there are no long sweaters, as in the crazy)) After a few such trips - sweaters will appear in their arsenal. Because now you dictate the rules of your life – not adjust to the standards.

WOW: In all the shops I look like crazy on sellers who don’t have size 52 clothes. Guess three times how much it helps me.)

Demi has approved another loan.
How many kidneys has he?

She: And I am evil! I have PMS and I want to eat!
He: Well, you sing something.
She: I do not want!

From the hub, comment on the article about an error in iOS 6 maps, where the city is marked in the middle of the desert.

OlegMax: In the place of Apple with its billions, I would have rebuilt this damn city where it is painted. He would say “Bite.”

Peter: As a child, my friend and I played airplanes, ran for each other and thought of ourselves as Boeing. He was Zhang, and I was not lucky.

I understood that MedVUZ really had its own atmosphere, when our anatom was riding in a five-liter pot, saying:'' Somewhere I still had a member..."

Courses of foreign languages. An Englishman came to be arranged as a native language. The boss is delayed. In the meantime, we begin to celebrate February 23 - cake, tea. We offered a catering and a guest. And he was uncomfortable somehow without congratulations, decided to show politeness: "You probably celebrate your birthday? Congratulations!" And we just honored the treasurer, she is 35, and she looks even younger, she and her husband had time to get around the garrisons, she served as a communicator. We are celebrating the Day of the Red Army!!! When they say that strangers don’t understand us, I always remember his face.

(...) the doctor, the woman is all of herself intelligent, suits every child with the question:"you how today went to the toilet-cake or sausage?"the whole department, we go to the boy of five years in the isolator.well, of course, the standard question.the answer did not make yourself wait for a long time:"maybe you eat cacao, and I am ashamed!!! and c)

Iren: Cartman, are you that?! to

Q: Can you tell me, as a pharmacist, which contraception is the most reliable? The candles? A full guarantee!
ууу: "full guarantee" - only with complete abstinence... and then a couple of thousands of years ago, one girl it did not help...

Comment of the girl under a short video KVN in VK.

XXX: Okay and short.
YYY: You don’t fool your boyfriend like that.

From a discussion about how to talk to Jehovah’s Witnesses if they come to your home:

Hakastein: They always go away! Always to! No one has yet listened to a brief overview of the events of the heresy of Horus :(

Announcement in the hall.
The working smoker is in the basement at -3.6 in the axes 24-26/s-bb. andquot;
Only engineers, only hardcore.

Sold laptop Aser 7560G 2012 year in perfect condition. 2.4 GHz processor, AMD Radeon 2 GB graphics card, hard drive 750,
Sold because his wife doesn’t let him play.

She is: Sereg, hello! Tell me how to remove the guy more gently... It looks like everything is okay, but tired... And just send it - somewhat uncomfortable(((
I: First, you want him for your husband.
Second, you want children from him. Not just in perspective, but precisely now is the time.
Third, you have to start living separately and together with him, not each with his parents.
He has to find a new job. He will soon have to pay for housing and keep you with your children while you are in the decree. Plus, you need to pay for her on the car, so that she can then take the children to school.
She: What about that?
I : Yes no. and nothing. It always worked with me.

Killed a claim from his wife in the middle of the night - lay down on the floor of the tie.
I don’t even know what to answer her.

X: I noticed it recently. Musicians playing spirits, walking in the street with black suitcases, represent themselves as killers. At least from Leon.

The guy. Open the secret. How, how did you notice it?? to