Comments on YouTube:

<Dim>What is the music on the record? What is "Ranets"?
<Another86> Only a fool can confuse "Ranets" and Metallica
<Ozonar>Only fools can confuse Metallica and Rolling Stones

Topic on the hub about the hacking of the router

XXX: Fuck, the main thing is that pornolab works. I smell sweat from my forehead
YYY: The sweat?! to
ZZZ: From the forehead?

And I’m 27 years old, and I recently found the answer for myself – who I will be when I grow up.
When I grow up, I will be retired.

Commentary on YouTube video:
Interestingly, if the commentary is closed, will the people really start to run out of tension?

schizophrenic broke the operator of the polygraph with the diversity of his personalities

Stalin made a reference

XXX: Strenuously somehow, when Stalin throws the link

Power should not be so much exchangeable as condemned.

My grandfather is 80. He lives in an apartment alone and does not want to move to any of the children. Placing his money in the bank does not agree and keeps them at home, hiding in a reliable (as he believes) place - in a closet in clean bedding. There are also "hidden" and a pair of gold rings of his deceased wife.
One of his sons, somewhere abroad, saw and bought an ordinary, like a bowl of cleaning powder, equipped with a secret second bottom. Standing among such pots and bottles in the toilet or warehouse, it will not attract the attention of even a very experienced housekeeper. The bank was presented to his grandfather, showed how to use it and hoped that his soul would now be calm for his savings.
It wasn’t six months since his grandfather’s Khrushchev was robbed while he was going to the store. They only took the most valuable, and, unfortunately, the contents of the bank with a secret bottom.
Speaking on the phone with the investigator, I expressed the suspicion that the thief was probably someone whom his grandfather had stumbled over the bank, because accidentally hitting it in such a short time is simply unthinkable.
What the detective said turned out to be somewhat unexpected:
What you, no one had to look for – your grandfather hid a bowl in clean underwear.

“To earn well, it is enough to lead those who work well.”

Q: Are you going home?
What to cook?
M: I go, and on the second question - I go

I heard here in the neighboring branch about the existence of beautiful numbers. I want a bad number.
How to distinguish beautiful from ugly? Maybe someone puts a list of ugly numbers?

I need a very ugly number... so that if the chao, the haishnikov with disgust would turn away and not brake.

New political practices: I demand climate asylum from the Republic of Cuba!

Koluchchka: we have 450p for a photo of a tooth some take))
VVS: For such money, you can order a niakse saffron portrait of your tooth on the throne. Or on a horse.

Everyone knows how difficult it is for a person of age to explain that Yandex is not a browser, but the browser he has IE.
again faced this, and at the time of explanation on TV advertising: new browser yandex............
Yandex, I hate you!!! to

C "Habra" from comments:

Xandr: “Russian scientists have developed a Mars rover that takes soil samples from an American Mars rover.”

Denis_g: Is there any water? What if I find?”

"I do not know It has already been purchased!"

The Ecuador:
For the first time, I experienced racial intolerance in my distant childhood.
As a happy 3-4 year old, I drove somewhere on a long-distance bus. And here, at one of the stops, I was extremely enthusiastic about the slot machine - the sea fight. But the reality is harsh – and it’s time to move on. I was extremely saddened by this fact – and started crying like a grandmother!
I began to be reassured, and one of the arguments was, “Well, you’re not ashamed, your uncle is already looking at you!” – and they sneak on a black man standing next to you.

What I give
This is not Uncle! It is a Negro!

From a conversation in a smoking room:
We are not really rich people. They have a completely different psychology. For example, if you were going to take a new Lamborghini, or if you could give that money to a dying child for surgery to save his life, what would you choose?
WOW: Well, I would like to say that for the child, of course, but in fact it is a very serious question. You will not decide immediately.
The Vote! But the burrins are much more determined. What is the child’s percentage? Of course Lamborghini!

Prices in the dining room:

Coffee is 45 rubles.

Coffee is 55 rubles.

ShadowLL : I was an optimist, I didn't mother and didn't even think about alcohol... And then I started dating a girl and now such a fuck, that I want to forget (