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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74067
 10.12.2012
XXX: I am talking about the cursor
XXX: Did you send him away?
Please read this word correctly!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №74066
 10.12.2012
I am writing an essay on the topic: "Information Protection in Russia". I copy the article, insert it into the word, print it out, I understand that something is wrong here...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74065
 10.12.2012
People, cease to absorb the souls of dragons!
YYY: Dawakin is overcrowded or protected from recording.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74064
 10.12.2012
The Zero Law of Robotics: Don’t Pass the Cappuccino

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74063
 10.12.2012
XXX: You are still alive. well well.
Did you send murderers after me? D is :
HH: Then I would write “Live still. “And now I’m happy with you, LOL.
WOW: Yet you know something I don’t know.
HH: Yes, and there are a lot of such things. You are humanitarian.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74062
 10.12.2012
A: Could it be women’s collectors?
BB: Or a mol on the spikes and in the butter.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74061
 10.12.2012
Tell me a good German movie with your wife to watch :-)
Going to Heaven
ZZZ - Going to Heaven
jjj - Go to nbes
XXX - Drawing

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №74060
 10.12.2012
In the Baranovich district, a robber grabbed a woman’s bag, sat on a horse and jumped...
Here is the prince on the white horse.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74059
 10.12.2012
Dear husbands and wives, boys and girls! Please get out of the room with the cleaning!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74058
 10.12.2012

The magazine “Your Day”
When God created men, he probably wanted to make them a mouthpiece like cats. But it worsened, and there was a whirlwind.
by Serena Serena
Three days ago I cast my own.
by Serena Serena
The cat ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74057
 10.12.2012
In an anonymous chat
Q: Did you enjoy yourself?
by M. HY
I made my cake.)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74056
 10.12.2012
xxx> bleie, I just got to watch NTV, I'm scared friend
yyy> about what?
xxx> the end is imminent
yyy> an asteroid
Mayans, Indians, ancient proto-Slavs, all of them unanimously say that the dog is coming, they have dominated the mosaic in the fuck and this they want to warn us, because December 21 on the calendar of the Indians (which NTV modestly silenced) is indicated as the day of the blue hand and this is the undeniable proof that the dog will come, people save, fuck that the prices have risen and the price has fallen and prepare for the end!
xxx> yet this pathosy voice behind the frame, which does not even speak, but TELL about the end of the world and all the time filled with phrases "Scientists proved" "Scientists in shock" "Scientists are working on decoding";
yyy> I have such a sense that these pathetic voices after this shit is recorded and broadcast, gather, eat candy, call back with Ren-TV and crack the entire television company )

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74055
 10.12.2012
Online chat games:
You are all shit.
Dude, I’m sorry

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74054
 10.12.2012
Are you talking about a lonely person who gets revived by receiving a SMS or voice call? What then with me, when my heart begins to die on the thunder of the soundtracks from the rubber?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74053
 09.12.2012
Abkhazian scientists have extracted bald kiwi.
Now the researchers plan to use the results for the selection of hairy watermelons.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74052
 09.12.2012
xxx: Playing the piano in the evenings, I sometimes get excited and overwhelmed for eleven hours, which is why the neighbors start to knock on the battery.
I always want to imagine that this is applause, and continue.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №74051
 09.12.2012
Somewhere in a simple Peter’s apartment.
xxx:(01:55) OMG, you can't imagine that I now experienced..such an adrenaline release..such a horror..Sister's cat dropped the terrarium with cockroaches and, of course, the cockroaches did run away..I shouted (I fear them, rather I don't tolerate the touch of their legs..be-e-e..worms on the skin)hunted them..when I covered them with all the cups that got under the hand, I thought for a long time how to transplant them into the terrarium.I laid the leaves under the glass to move and then sharply dropped them into the terrarium of cockroaches, so they cling to their legs behind this sheet..I asked them to cut them off and cry myself..this was terrible..The most terrible thing would be
xxx:(02:34)aaaaah... I missed the calculation...one bastard jumped out of the closet and broke into the kitchen.
yyy:(02:34) run away!!!!!! to
xxx:(02:35)It’s you the cockroach or me... hi-hi))))
yyy:(02:37) to you))
xxx:(02:39)no, I’m better on the chair while I sit...I put a glass on it, so it won’t fall away...I hope it’s still the last...
yyy:(02:40) hold on to it!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74050
 09.12.2012
Pregnant woman in condition:
My butterfly will soon get my ribs out)))))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74049
 09.12.2012
There will be no future in Windows 8. There is no sapphire or coffin.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №74048
 09.12.2012
X: Strange shit, when I grew up, I started to love manuka :D
Y is out. I will also sell for a manna soul) and before
Y: In other words, he would have sold his soul to someone.)

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