Why are they all so confident? As if they know who sits under the ground. People are all different. In terms of sensitivity, sensitivity, emotionality, and moreover, a complex scheme of circumstances, factors and coincidences. You can bring a wife to orgasm by stimulating the milk glands and nearby surroundings - good. I don’t like anal. You are all different. Events are different. The perception of these events as well. What happened before them. All of the above appear to be common features, but they are not absolutely the same. Stop connecting your brain to yourself and others.

Here is the universal answer to the stones of any post!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! to

AAA: Are you not happy that your compatriot broke through? Are you happy to be studying in London? Does he make money from what he likes to do? The fucking mentality.

I want all who are better than me to die, and I become the ruler of the world and God. Don’t you want that?

X: where better after school to go to learn to cook or car mechanic
Throw the coin
X: and if on the ribbon? ))
A: Throw it again.
Better to give up three times.
The decision is serious, you cannot trust the blind chance.

Oh, what a healthy cat! What a moustache! What are you feeding him?
It’s not mine, it’s my neighbor. We have a good relationship, and he sometimes visits me.
The neighbor or his cat?
Yyyy: Khm-khm... Both... By the way, the neighbor’s mouth is also naked.
What do you feed your neighbor?

Artem
The most suspicious thing is that Adolf Aloysievich did not chew Austria and the German regions of the Czech Republic. And Switzerland, which is all of itself German, did not even bite.

Are aliens really living there?

Margarita
No = No = No Just the rich burgers who sponsored Hitler kept money there.

I’m wondering why the banks are giving money.

Artem
Because there are aliens, obviously.

As if they know who is under the ground rediscovering...

Make a comic on the subject!! to

I love my dad :D

Dad, can I pierce another hole in my ear?
Take your ears on your ass!

The average person weighs 20-30 times as much as a cat. And if you throw a stick to a cat, it is the same as throwing a chair to a person.

Average weight 0.5 kg
(Presumably is

Average cat weight from 3.5 to 5.5
Minimum average for cats
Maximum average for a cat

Average weight 50 - 80
Minimum average weight of the woman
Maximum weight for men

Total of:
Cat weight ratio: 1 to 7 - 1 to 11
Cat weight ratio: 1 to 14

Weight "square" for a person:
0.5 * 14 = 7 kg, that is, 2 cats))

Average weight of the chair 14 kg
that is, chair / person 14/50 - 14/80 = 1/3 - 1/5

Conclusion 2: Weight "chair" for cat:
0.5 * 3 = 1.5 kg, approximately equal to the weight of the oatmeal 1,65

I like it)

B. Notkin: "Most Russians are confident that Strauss-Kahn was..."
Imho: Most Russians go to Strauss-Kahn to sleep with a device.

The mind is given to a woman to give her shortcomings for her merits.

Time to arm! War has begun! The first spy mosquito was killed.

Put an expander or hose in the sorter. No need to read any labels.

Commentary on the departure of the NBA Dallas champions in the first round of the playoffs:

Novice coat
The Germans were not always lucky in May.

Alone is
I am an antiphotogenic.
In the mirror like a ninja, and immediately in the place you take a picture and fu fu fu fu fu.

Natalia
The problem of the 21st century.
You need a PrntScrn button on the mirror

BOSS: and I am now sitting, in the wiki I read articles about sunscreen
Boss: I’ve learned a lot of new things. Sometimes, for example, the nursery nurses capture hamsters and live there instead of them.
BOSS: Here’s the slang: you’re a slang, you’ve digged yourself a hole. And here comes a hamster, shells you up and lives there instead of you.

<xxx> I'm going home, and I'm going to meet 2 gopars
<xxx> they ask for a mobile phone, I don’t say money. What about "What about"
<xxx> I am in shock

I see, there is no respect for classical sex here!!! to

Is this xxx with a wing?! to

Comment on the news that the government will freeze prices for hotels in Sochi during the Olympics: "The Olympic team of Armenia will stop in Sochi with their relatives."

I have nothing to hide, I sleep with my camera.
Oh, and she has pictures of you.

After watching the video taken at the opening of the holiday season with parents.
You are a man and you like female breasts.
Wife: It is understandable.
Wife: And that is normal.
Wife : But!
Wife: If you don’t know the circumstances in which you were shooting, you might think that you had the goal of shooting my breasts. And not just the beds!
Wife: For 32 minutes almost uninterrupted – breasts, in different angles and lighting conditions. Well, at least not naked, but twice dressed in another shirt.
Wife: Three times my face has shattered, one time my parents’ faces, and it seems that twice my beds.
Wife: Oh, sorry, and about a minute - a helicopter flying over the site.
My wife is a maniac.
How can I show that to my mom?