XTR1MAL (20:24:00 6/12/2012)
The use of native words contributes to the production in the body of hormones of happiness - endorphins, which act on the body as a pain reliever.
XTR1MAL (20:24:04 6/12/2012)
Fuck to Fuck

ULLE: I found out here that December 22 is Energy Day. 21st is the end of the world, 22nd is the beginning.

CoolPapa: Judging by the colleagues who are going to celebrate corporate on December 21, the end of the world will come... but on Saturday morning, the apocalypse turns into a zombie))

They have long forgotten their roots.

The Russian reality is full of contrasts.
Here, my colleagues and I go for lunch at the fence at some super secret institute. Every time we pass through the guard, we negligently throw: "We are in the dining room."
They leave us without words.
And people who don’t know the password and fill out a bunch of documents to get inside, powerlessly scratch their teeth after us.

I sit with my wife all day at home, bored... My wife reads, I am at the computer. Kaspersky suspended the system, the internet brakes, in a spark of righteous anger I shouted:
The Fucks!! to
Wife is offended:
I am not a fool.
I am not you.
You never think of me!

I once dreamed that I was in a jacuzzi with two Asian women, and they suck me in turn.
I dreamed I was a cat.
yyy: Ohuenno

HHH: I am not accustomed to my work!! to
Tagged with: "surprise"
ZZZ: And I like my job and I enjoy working every day sometimes without weekends.
OOOOO: I have stumbled.

by @dayri
Why do mannequins in shops make standing nipples? Why don’t standing members make male models?

Will you give me a flower? and :-)
No, not a rose. From a glass bottle. and :(
YYY: I see you, the fans did not dance you

Oh time, oh shit, the morals!! to
Daddy, I am fucking with you!! to
When I gave up my own, knowing that she had changed, I encountered an unstoppable misunderstanding on her part, an unbiased outrage, and the phrase that caused me to say, “To break up because of betrayal? You are old!"
What hero, since when has it been fashionable to give everyone to the right and the left?? to

How you have borrowed the "unattainable" advertising of your tanks!
Stupid advertisers, you are not just a advertising portal! Fail to!

Yuki: So what?
IHH: tell me something
Theme: A Tale
Yuikun: There was a slug...
Is it big?
Yuikun: Found
Tagged: continue
Yuikun: lived and did not know the sorrow
Yuikun: but not because it is a dumb brainless cattle to which human experiences are inaccessible.
Was it a bitch with a higher education?
Yuikun: and because it was a happy puppy
Yuikun: Without education, it’s like a puppy
Here is (
Yuikun: He ran on the grass
Oh well ok. Happiness without a higher education
Yuikun: Dada, the name is such
Yuikun: Because as my experience shows, the more stupid, the happier
Yuikun: and more worryless... and more joyful...
Just like the sushi.
Yuikun: the grass of the sun
Yuikun: all kinds of crops mature
Yuikun: He eats them
and guessing
Yuki: Yes
Where is the drama?
Do you have passions?
Yuikun: Eaten it
IHH: Who is it?
Yuikun: Running this stupid uneducated idiot
Yuikun: and he was eaten
Yuikun: and he didn’t even know who
yuikun: because the dumb uneducated cattle

You need to become a parent to understand that a sown battery can not only upset, but also rejoice.

I go home from work in the evening, I walk past one crossroads and I see a swarm driving. at a decent speed, but on the lighting signal or does not look or hit.
It turned out that in Tiguana, masquerading under the sword, a blonde-type lady was driving, who had gone up to the intersection of the brakes on the brake, having already gone beyond the line and blocked the movement. But at the same time, all this swarm comes down to her front glass.
Other guides began to signal her... a type of fool... and then laughing at how she runs sharply around the car, rushes to clean this swarm...
It was funny to watch it. She gathered a large crowd of fans-zevak, who this spectacle also seemed busy =))

At 10 p.m., my son said, “Mom, I’m jealous of you. You have to fry fish and go to the store, and I have to go to bed :(

It is said that until the third generation, children of immigrants remember the country of origin.
The acquaintance left prehistoric 20 years ago, the children were already born in the "foreign country".
Her son yesterday played some gambling game and every time he loses, shouted, "Blue! andquot;
My mother heard and said:
Son, what is that word?! to
“I don’t know, mom, what it means, but every time I scream it, it gets so good and easy for me.

Q: Can I take your photo tomorrow at work?

Oh yeah... I can. Why to you?

XX: Yes, we just have a working breath.)

UUU: mmmm... do you want to have time to shoot that poor man before he’s been taken away?)))

XXX: Photography of work...

XXX: The Fool

The employer! Do you see your employees as robots? Be prepared that they treat you like a ATM!

Energy, make a flash mob on December 21, turn off the lights for at least 15 minutes, I think it will be fun.