Can you tell me what year the Spartacus uprising took place?
I am not interested in football.
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From the flash game:

Something, and weapons shooting with radioactive saucers, I did not expect.

At 12 a.m., the neighbors decided that it was time to put off the perforator, eat it and start roaring: "White Roses" under a damaged phonogram.

How can you explain to a cat that the washing machine is not his house, and that we will ever wash it?

I now hear a student running out of the men’s dressing room with a joyful cry "I saw him! See also"
In the course of the day the girl succeeded.

Arsenic (01:22:57)
Are you teaching everything?

I love you (01:23:19)
Yes Yes

Arsenic (01:23:30)
The poor...

I love you (01:27:36)
Oh well okay. I think it’s time to say about it. First of all, I am not a poor man, I have all the sbs. Secondly. and Senya! Oh my own! The poor woman! What test word do you constantly get? The word Nash?

In the news: the Ministry of Internal Affairs is creating a database of corruptors. I thought things should be started, not recorded.

On one well-known website news "In Moscow began to celebrate Hanuka". The best match (+5): "no shoj, with a holiday, the first toast for the Holocaust! The second is for continuation!"

And (+9) "In the Odessa port there is a steam boat, on board the inscription: "To Israel". The Jews go to him a day, second. On the third day, an elderly Jew approached and asked the sailor:
Do you have it, is it immeasurable?
No, it’s not going to be bad."

Q: Do you want to go through your ass or what normal people?
I have some people, I have my own.

XXX: The length of my hook was 14 cm. But then I started singing a puddle of puddle every day! And the length of my tail became 21 cm!
And, yes, I almost forgot, I was still in the coffin!
YYY: And who has stretched your tail there?

Again about duties. I’m scratching now, but I can’t read that stuff anymore.
Treat each other as full people. Guys, don’t treat a girl as a brainless apparatus for fucking, household services and sometimes knocking down on the ‘fucking’ brain option, treat her as a person. Girls, don’t treat a guy like a wallet with ears and a brain of a 9-year-old, treat him like a human being. Everyone wants to be loved, appreciated and have the right to choose.

(It is true, my boyfriend believes that you need to be absolutely indifferent, unemotional, not in need of anyone and not upset even in the case of the death of a spouse or child, but this is a private case.)

I went to an old friend out of town. It was in summer. My girlfriend was married at the time, and my husband was not at home. I come, so we sat down, wiped and decided to go swim in the river. The place was crowded, and I had no swimsuit. I had to swim in trousers. I took a bath, put my pants on my naked body, and put my wet trousers in a plastic bag. We went home, sat a few more hours, and I left for myself. I forgot her wet trousers. A friend calls me in a couple of weeks and says, “Dima, I’m terrified here.

I am her: what is it?

She: My husband, your cowards found. I took them out of the bag when we returned from the river, put them in the washing machine, and then took them out and dried them with other things. And, of course, machinefully put her husband in a box, to his cowards. He took care of the clean, put on yours, and said to me, These are not my cowards, Whose cowards are they? At first I tried to convince him that they were his cowards, but when he began to hysterize, I admitted that they were your cowards. That you left them. I was swimming in them and they were wet... But, do you know what is most important?

What is? I ask, I have already started to roast at this moment.

“He doesn’t believe me,” a friend replied. She cries herself.

This is such a story. My girlfriend and my husband divorced very soon, and I once said, “Pechkin, shit, you destroyed my marriage by your carelessness. In my own philosophical manner, I answered that it is impossible to destroy what was not the whole. He laughed badly.

History of ZH:



I went to work one morning, standing at the tram stop, waiting. A guy approaches me and starts talking to me as if we’ve known each other for a hundred years. I ignored it for a while, and then my tram came. Here the most interesting thing begins! I’m on the train, but the guy doesn’t let me go. He grabbed his sleeve and said, “Ira! I can’t get rid of it!” Well, first of all, I’m not an Ira ever, and in general... the first time I see this type. In fact, I turned away from him. Only 40 minutes later they managed to get to the subway (with him together), another 40 minutes went in the subway. I’ve started out a little bit, and everybody is riding around – like “sweet defending...” Well, in the subway he was with me, of course, all the way about our unfortunate love story, which I (i.e. Ira) destroyed with my dull outputs. I (which is not IRA) has already fallen out of reality at that moment.) In the end, he left me for a stop before the one I needed, announcing to the whole car that I was fucking with everybody, a-t-ta! The passengers stared at me, and this was the end of this wonderful journey.

from ZH



Once long ago in the first grade, I was playing some kind of online toy, it seems Ultimate. And I met on the forum with a girl, an adult (at least 10 years old), with a child, in divorce. And we met once, we drank a cup with her and her brother, and we separated. Time has passed. She calls me, and I go out with other shit, telling her with whom, and she calls us for a visit. Well we came, her brother-in-law met us, sat down and drank a beer, and decided to stay with her. I went to sleep in the kitchen. After a while, she is painted in the door, she says that the child is crying, everyone's cheek will be restored, I will knock him in the kitchen and leave, or the brother will mourn. In the end, she deceived me, an innocent and senseless child. The next day, while her brother was taking me home, I talked to him that his sister was a strange girl, but funny. To which he tells me that she was never his sister, but the most natural WOMAN and showed the ring. When I asked him how he treats her outbreaks, he replied that he doesn’t care, most importantly she doesn’t cheat him. I was silent, but I thought about how she didn’t betray him in the kitchen when he slept behind the wall.



Great was the experience. I remember how the consciousness of a 17-year-old boy was deformed. When I was lying on the floor, in the kitchen, a woman who was already an adult, breathed out and said, "I feel a huge potential in you."

Metal-srach in the group "Lie of publications of VK"

Graincor is such a bad metal.
Kids metal is such a bad treasure.
Thrash is such a bad heavy metal.
Heavy is such a bad rock.
Rock is a bad blues.
Blues is such a bad jazz.
Jazz is such a bad classic.
Classic is such a good grindcore.

We sat in the company (all with their couples) and had a conversation on the topic of "who in the house is the owner". My friend’s boyfriend says: "And with us I decide everything, I’m the chief. Oh so sweet? It is"

xxx: she says when I have a break with school or a cursor, she will come and cook us soup xd
I can cook myself.
You will not dispute my mother.
You know how to cook soup?
YYY : of course. to cook ragi, to smoke vegetables and meat, to make omelets, 5-6 dishes of potatoes, meat and vegetables, to baking cakes, to make cocktails and glint wines, to make pizza, to cook shrimp, to roast fish and meat, to make cakes and baking and more...
XXX: O_o
Not a man, but a dream.
You will cook everything.
XXX: I go to work.
yyy: as well as smoothing, washing, cleaning, washing the floor, twisting, breaking, repairing, going to work, for food and other things.
XXX: Do you want me?
Fuck with whom?
xxx all by myself :)
yyy : :-/

All of us are talking about the Great Parade of Planets...from the sun to the center of the galaxy where there is a terrible black hole.
And all the planets will become so evenly in a row, ah...
I am afraid of myself (
And nothing that beyond the solar system we know far from all the planets? That the most modern methods of detection of planets allow to find only healthy planets influencing the orbit of their stars by gravity? So who and how could calculate the orbits of planets that we don’t even see?! to
You are stupid! The Mayan shamans had their methods!
zzz: hemp and mushrooms?

My friend has a big hole. I watched Harry Potter in a drunk state. was impressed. According to the story of his wife then about an hour ran around the apartment for his wife with a sushi stick and casted two spells:
1st Oral to wife Expeleriamus!
2nd He walked his stick to his side and wildly shouted "Sorry!!!and "

xxx: So I thought about it, but if I hang up the tank to the ceiling, many will suspect it.

In Stuttgart, in the Porsche Museum, a non-epic sports car hangs on the ceiling. And next to the inscription: "According to the pressure force theory, when reaching 321 km / h this Porsche 956 can drive on the ceiling."
It's all about smart inscriptions - write something about secret military suction =)