Nothing kills the desire to work like the desire to check how you work, which arose from the boss, which does not help you in the work and can not replace you.

“A Christian is a slave of God, a Gentile is a friend and descendant of his gods.”

The most offensive thing to come to work on Monday is sleepy and red eyes, because on Sunday afternoon you lie down to sleep and then can't sleep all night.

And only when the white cat came out on the fresh snow, I realized that the white cat is actually CREAM!!! :D

Do you know the Shennon laws, Gates? First I'll beat you, but then we'll be friends and you'll be stronger. Meanwhile, fanatics will be looking for gay semi-tones in our relationships.
But there will be no gay half-tones, right?
Of course, it will not be. Now take the tip of my sword into my mouth.

seriously. How do you lose your socks? In the last fifteen years, I have had only one case of losing my second socks... or rather I thought I had lost it, actually wearing it on a tight leg.

The administrator in the office over the weekend encountered the Wi-Fi emitters so that the turnet was everywhere. Now he goes, everyone offers hats of foliage

and Dad! Fear of me!
“No, I’d better be filming on the camera, or you’ll suddenly fall.

Fibonacci Salad – composed of yesterday’s and yesterday’s salad

Schrödinger’s salad – it’s impossible to tell if it’s broken or not until you try it.

Last week I raised my self-esteem:
The night of sales in the shopping center, picked cute socks, I get up with them at the box office, where 2 saleswomen work. It is my turn. Seller (with sympathy) - and we do not have a 20% discount on socks! Then turn to the next buyer. I was – let’s go without a discount!
The seller hangs, feels shocked by my waste... counts with her colleague and gives out: - Okay, let's make you a discount!

xxx: you remember my blade - well there is a lighthouse and a laser hint, and the buttons next to it?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
I say to my wife, something hurt my throat, she says, let’s look.
YYY: YYYYYY
xxx: cut off from the trip to the maid))))))
yyy is beautiful)

I have had such wonderful nights lately. Such a company is wonderful: I, the cat, the computer and my future husband - the false imitator Aristarh.

xxx: And more... Marish... this is the case... now our director went, said "Serez, you have no children, yeah?! Daaa... then you fly... you won’t get a rabbit for the new year"... Marish... I really want a rabbit...

Q: Now what, and wondering with whom to spend the end of the world?! to
We won’t go to the base because the old man wants to spend the end of the world with his parents.
Well of course, the end of the world is a family holiday.

She: How did you guess?
It is intuition.
She: She deceived you. A typical woman.

I work as a financial director in a large manufacturing company. Today comes the commercial director to submit the finplans for December... I look, I study, some numbers are underestimated. I ask what the matter is. It turns out, he did not make a finplan for the whole month, but until December 21... I think it is not worth naming the reason)

As I walked through the streets of the city today, I realized that we have the "brushcut".

Our neighbors are celebrating New Year’s Eve...

Men, do not fool yourself, the harp smells better.

I don't know how about the shrimp, but in the laboratory description of the spermogram it is written that normally the smell of sperm is like in the "castan flowers."

Did you know the Fiat Duplo?
Small passenger cargo bus.
So, our driver came on him, decided to throw the paper there. and PACCANCI:
- Go, help you to push the paper into the double to Sergey Ivanovich)