Dennis: I don’t even know what to say...
Tell me how it is.
Eating is like drinking, only solid food.

The customer lists the web designer the chips he would like to have on the site.
The web designer, when the customer finishes, deliberately pronounces -"And on the main page you need to hang a banner "Add a fuck to the screen, and if it does not reach the label, you as a customer do not approach us".

Orthodox priest flooded his neighbors from the bottom, top, right and left

C 4PDA discussion of new Android phones:

temper89
It is very strange for me that in the line of devices at the end of 2012 there is no smarta with 2GB oz! This is not suitable for IMHO.

by Google,
Clash, do you have a crash in the open photoshop? Soon...

<xxx> he is very hard!
<yyy> is hardened!
<zzz> you are all stubborn!
<zzz> The Rule of Law!
<yyy> no, you
<zzz> no, you
ZZZ in the House
<xxx> in the house for the stubborn!

From the reviews on the APC Symmetra PX 128kW Scalable for 3.5 million rubles:

He earned 5 extra million at concerts, decided to take this uninterrupted machine to the country instead of an apartment, put it in the basement. I did not regret.
of the plus:
Perfectly holds the whole house for 45 minutes-hour with working heaters, TVs, and washing machines. In case of power failure at the substation, you can quickly turn off the computer, pour water from the washing machine, and look at the TV.
It warms up and dries the basement. No more rot and moisture, with this device you can forget about mold.
Low-frequency noise perfectly expels rats, mice, and other impurities.
On the ventilation holes, you can successfully dry a variety of things, starting from the wardrobe, ending with phones of 1 million. The ruble. It dries quickly.
If you throw out all the electronic filling, you can use the device as a temporary dwelling, and if you bury it in the ground - then as a bomb shelter, the thickness of the walls and their reliability allow it.
Can be used to use the machine in the garage when the power is turned off. Until I tried, because I am lazy to pull a three-phase cable.
of deficiencies-
In the basement it became impossible to store vegetables from beds, as they just dry out. I plan to solve the problem by buying a separate refrigerator. and heavy. It was brought in the already assembled form, in order to get it stuck in the basement, it was necessary to dismantle part of the wall, and drag it with a tractor.

I was in the bus, and since a long drive from the suburbs decided to listen to the audio book and here a friend writes:
XHH: How is it? What do you do?
I listen to Harry Potter.
Q: The book?
WOW: Don’t fool, he sits next to me and tells me in the first person how it was.

by V = D

He worked as a sys.admin at Sberbank. Just the accountant girl brought us a pelmeni while we were setting up the server. and said.
I was taught two truths. 1) The man must be filled. We need to be friends with the admin:)))

and KSI:
Fuck, I can’t stand up and share.

In obesity of U.S. citizens, researchers blame stores that place sweets at the box office
and the fast food they eat in tons does not affect, it is dietary.

by Alexander:
And suddenly they are considered obese everything that is more than 150 kg?

Here up to 150 helps to get fast food, and all that is above is the twisting effect of sweets on the box.

What are you willing to give for me?

In the human body, weighing 70 kg, - 45.5 kg of oxygen, 12.6 kg of carbon, 7 kg of hydrogen, 2.1 kg of nitrogen, 1.4 kg of calcium, 700 g of phosphorus. All the other elements, together (mainly potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, magnesium, iron and zinc), - about 700 g.

He: But I’m not going to buy and I’m willing to give you two dollars!

One only time I was cut in the hairdresser as I asked - a peel.

In Odessa all night and all day strong wind. Passengers and cars are crushed by dry branches flying above and dangerously crumbling trunks. At the end of the day, the news was delighted: "In a day, only two citizens entered the city's hospitals: an elderly woman with a broken leg and a man with a stroke of the brain and a broken face on the wall, which he received, unsuccessfully escaping from a tree that fell on him too quickly."

Sunday evening... we agree with the crowd to go to the list... a lot of people... there is a bustling discussion, what to take and how much.when the liters begin to flow across all the boundaries of the reasonable from somewhere from the center of the crowd, a very young, almost childish, girl voice is heard: "You fuck me to school tomorrow!"

Maxqwerty: Was at the Lumen concert in Rostov. As usual: in time do not start, the crowd first begins to sing songs, call the band. Then they started calling Santa and Snowmen, and it ended up with the fact that as soon as the whole hall started calling Jigguru, the band appeared on stage!))

We went here today with the kids.
On the way, they took advantage of the opportunity.
They began to snuggle snowmen. They took two medium-sized pieces and calmed down.
And after an hour and a half of the guests come back - all the snowmen are broken,
broken in dredges.
It is nonsense, of course.
But I wonder, isn’t that our main problem?

The big plus of Potteriana was that there was Snape.
And even bigger...which wasn’t Kristen Stewart

The child just finished watching "Maugli":

How did Mowgli defeat Sherman?
of course. He removed his coat.

The most epic news:
03.12 12:55 Slow investigation saved Estonian flag profaners

I always thought that in the winter workers should raise their salaries.
Yyy: I think I have to pay for living in Russia.

The "End of the World" promotion is paid by the makers of pasta and tomato sauce.