Moscow metro is very quiet, quiet, almost uninhabited.As a resident of Tokyo I tell you.

Technical support is fun:
<[130] WTO> Added, now everything is well
<[130] WTO> Ooh, ninida
<[130] WTO> But you are well too

Running line in the news of the 5th channel, ))))))) Yakut Shamans Destroy Tucks over Switzerland, for the shootings of the new film Nikita Mikhalkov. The new comet. Yup...

On the radio : "It was at a time when Agutin could only pronounce the first half of his surname"

She is missing again (
I don’t understand him (facepalm)
Anya: maybe he just wants friends, and I think more because I have a chronic disorder. b)))))
Me: No... I don’t think he wants friends.
May: It just doesn’t have time
Fuck, is it so strange? I have this experience for the first time, so I am confused. and :(
Me: You don’t know how he works. You can write to him no time, not that you kilometers of SMS to write.
What about tonight, Bella?
Anja: ask "how do you do it?"
Me: mmm... and in the evening he is hanging, for the whole day, for which there was no time.
I mean, it’s a bad thing 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
I have 5 points 😉

I work in a sales company 1C. A client (K) comes and tells the manager (M) that she doesn’t work and doesn’t work.

Q: I have nothing to do, the new version of the program is somewhat complicated and incomprehensible.
M: Do you have a specific question about it or do you not know how to conduct accounting?
Q: A specific question, yes, how to conduct accounting?

Listen, when do you think Google will be able to overthrow governments?
YYY: Haa... not soon
YYY: They SOPLY chew
This is Samsung.
XXX: No, rather than Google
YYY: They have units to develop military equipment
YYY: There are already semi-automated machine guns
xxx: > there are already semi-automated machine guns
On the Android?
xxx: shot, checked mail, entered the contact, killed noted

With Habr discussing the post that a man created a script that allows randomly ordering gifts on Amazon.
There are discussions about the need for such a program to buy "unnecessary" gifts.
I think it’s easier to have a wife. It will handle casual purchases better.

I went to Peter with my wife for a weekend. We stayed at a mini-hotel. In the morning we come for breakfast, and we find that besides us, the guests are all like picking up a girl. I would like to be happy, but no...the woman looks badly, the girls are all tense...they ate in silence, went out on the balcony to smoke and here we see a guy in Superman T-shirt appear in the kitchen.
With his wife in one voice: "Superman! He came to save you!

I am (09:34:33 22/11/2012)
And the skin of the foxes brought me.
Mom (09:34:47 22/11/2012)
Why is
I am (09:34:58 22/11/2012)
What why?
Mom (09:35:23 22/11/2012)
well

I believe that people who are responsible for the appearance of clakson sounds in radio advertising should automatically get a personal bowl with enhanced heating in hell. I have everything.

After receiving the rights, the father asks the daughter.
Q: What does the line mean?
D: Yeah, you can’t cross it.
A: A double consistent, what does it mean?
D: You can’t cross at all.

She
No is. Normally
He is
Is it natural?
She
Meaning of nature?
He is
heterogeneous orientation
She
I don’t know, I want to sleep.
He is
Well, hetero means attraction to the opposite sex, in the ordinary people, natural(s)
She
I am normal. I love a guy.
He is
Meaning of hetero
OK if you sleep.
go go
A quiet night
She
I am normal.

The habit of satisfying all my dependencies came to me after I moved to Linux.

Online chat games:

I need allies to help you???! to
My best ally is Rosenthal.
ZZZ: What is Rosenthal?
DITMAR ELYASEVICH ROSENTAL - Russian-speaking knight)) does not engage in robberies, but writes textbooks in Russian))

I work in the attorney. Yes, I hear in January an influx of customers with beating, hooliganism and other blackheads and the phrase “I thought the end of the world.”

XHH: Connected the keyboard - does not work. The mouse doesn’t work either.
HGH: + thinks... +
Do you print with the power of thought?

xxx: My boss has had an uncontrollable attack of greed.
He suggested that I organize a youth initiative group (!Choose a new year corporate music for all ages!!Create a program!!Find the equipment!!! In the New Year and for free!!! Not the PJ, right?
If he doesn’t change his mind, I’ll have a boob around the Boombox with Radio Lighthouse driving :D

I will spend a month and a half in the summer camp.
YYY: Who is sending you there?
XXX is universe. I am studying in Peda.
Zzzz: Because I had to go into space! It would have been sent that way!

At 9 o’clock in the morning, the chief Sissadin’s call:

Q: Are you driving or driving?
Emm, I’m still sleeping.