Any boat can be submarine if desired.

During the tour in Moscow, in Bolshoi, Herbert von Karajan, wishing to give the sound of the tube as much distance as possible, planted the first trumpet on the gallery. However, at the right moment, instead of a ringing signal, there was a completely inappropriate disturbing sound. The conductor was not confused and gave a sign to the second trumpet in the orchestra, which played the required signal.
There was a scandal:
What you did! You almost broke my whole uvertury!
"Sorry," the trumpet broke, "but as soon as I raised the pipe to my lips, an elderly ticketer ran in and started to tear it out of my hands with the words: "How you are not ashamed, shit, because the great Karajan conducts!"

I used to think that teaching lessons was the worst occupation in the world.
Not a figured! The most terrible activity is to teach lessons with your child.

I’m not a blonde, but sometimes when I wear shoes on a high rod, I feel like my IQ drops.

Finist: Friends, I have seen the white!
And I was even confused not that at this time of year she should be red and not gray, but that she was in the bathroom.

I watched my mother’s news. The dictator treplets about Tymoshenko, the type, diagnosed - intervertebral hernia.
I: The weight, probably, was weighing.
Mother : Aha Balloon with gas.

Martyška to old age bad eyes became and did not read the user of the manual.

yyy: in principle, a new fashion youth movement is drawn: "give puzzles for cleanliness"
xxx :D

Great how to join? I have long dreamed of such a move!

Vacancies in the city on April 18th:
Assistant worker – z.p. 15 000
Programming by Z.P. 5 000
In what country we live...

I just realized that my friend is a fool.
When asked why he made an offer to the girl he wanted to quit, he replied, “I thought she’t.”

LAW: I just remembered...
Lav: I knew one guy... Anatoly... So he had a friend who asked Tolick to come to a girl and ask her to meet him.
Lav: And he did it because he feared, and Toll was already known for his immorality.
Lav: So Tola listened for half a day, as well as what to say. I seem to understand everything.
She went away and disappeared for a week.
Lav: and then it turned out that what he said, that lady perceived as an attempt to glue and replied with mutuality, and Tola was afraid to get the puzzles and did not appear.

of Russia. of April. Zero degrees of Celsius. All the statuses are filled with screams: "A spring remembers it is spring?". of Russia. of April. + by 20. All the statuses are covered with screams: “On the street, hot, hot at home, hot batteries!” of Russia. A country of always dissatisfied people.

xxx: How do you manage to write with so much dirty mat, but at the same time with signs of interruption, and, at the same time, to make sentences read easily?
YYY: In fact, it’s all a youth injury. When I was a child, I was caught by high school botanists, and instead of making me gay, they taught me spelling. The Pirates! I will never forgive them!

Kiss: synonymous with hell, 11 letters, beginning with P...?
No one: mm
I will think
Prejudiced
See also: Nea
The Monday

Is there a difference of 4 years?
Am I... am I?? to
XXX yes
How much is she?
XXX is 18
He is 21)
XXX does not mean 5.

The street of Kuibyshev! by Kuibyshev. Not the former, but the former.

It is not fair!! Zoofiles have their own free and 24-hour porn channel – Animale Planet, and we don’t!! to

XXX: What do you want to say?
I want Morgan Kayen.
YYY: Porch
My phone is joking.

Fedea 23.04.12 - 11:39
Tattoos and kids? What is seeking

Elena23.04.12 - 11:44
more kms on chess, motorcycle, favorite job, home bar, drunk with alcohol and fruit tea in the kitchen, master and margarita as a table guide on life principles, classical music in headphones and prepared "go to fuck" for such "hochmachies" as you

Elef: State-source control "covered" book stores. The agency banned the sale of works of a number of authors for the promotion of drugs! Out of the law are now Berrouse, Bodler and many others.

Apple: I suggest prohibiting Conan Doyle. Let’s take Shakespeare as well. And you know, Marx

Elef: Yes, Doyle has more... Holmes is a drug addict! Morpheus Bulgakov has not yet arrived.

Apple: What will we do with Costaneda? Shalom wrote about the number. Solzhenitsyn also

The memories of Alexander Vertinsky must be banned! He also used cocaine.

Apple: Yes, I think literature should be banned. In the hands of every writer, anything becomes a drug.

Apple: Dontsov, indeed, will have to leave - it clearly does not fall under the literature