xxx: fucking, I electricity from Israel arrived, the tel aviv, where we lived, shot, then through the half-country through the desert under the whisper of missiles, from the military airport flew, but it really became scary when my grandmother almost threw out two meters of bubble polyethylene, which I whispered at the diamond factory.

@akterpnd: My wife washed the iPod. Well... at least it’s clean now.)
@bigoodis: dried up, dried up
@akterpnd: I put it in rice for two days. They say it helps
@bigoodis: the main rice now do not cook

Have you ever dreamed that you are swirling a mermaid by a tail around you and then hide the rocks?

I bought a cake this day. The packaging was beautiful.

"Inner of Value Prize"

When eating, it was found that there was a thin stick 3x3 cm (like before in the gum was) with the image of Kutuzov (and naturally, without an eye).

Being a little confused, I read the main packaging about the action. It turns out to be necessary to collect 6 stickers of admirals and other commanders (Kutuzov's time), and in exchange to get..... (we pick up air in the chest)

... (a little more)

What would you think...?

"Science "

Pick up, bl... t!

I barely got my package out of hand.

No, well, it would be nice to put the cake in the cake, but you still need to eat at least 6 cakes to get it (if not all 20).

I want to look in the eyes of the one who brings 6 stickers and receives this valuable prize.

Today died Boris Nathanovich Strugatsky.Remember, love, grieve.

Anonymous: Why should I increase my penis if I don’t use it anyway?

Mom read the article of psychologists about what to do if you can’t break up with old things:
M: Imagine you are moving and collecting all the old things in the box.
I: I have it all in my boxes, and then what?
Q: And throw them out?
I am: that is. Do I have to convince myself that I am moving to the laundry?

X: I am now reading the Salistic Truth, an ancient compilation of Frankish laws, and there are laws about blasphemy:
If a man calls another a wolf, pay him so much. To call another rabbit, so much.
And they would have "Now the weather" forbidden
Z: Papas would not get rid of debts)))

Correspondence with Pope (p) on the purchase of SSR:
I: ask under the mother assus p5kc
P is OK. 3.5 is not
I: It doesn’t matter what size, the main thing is to fit the mother.
P is OK. By the way, your last text has a profound philosophical and vital meaning.

My Maxime is a born troll. I wanted to create a group of "Club of Animal Defenders", was distracted for a minute, then did not check what was written before confirming... By the evening, more than a hundred inadequates were registered in the "Club of Animals".

The Habr. Another good message to the copywriter.

Vxsw: Eat, fox, roast, chew the pineapple, your last day is coming, copyrus!

Imagine you and two girls. And one is cheering you with her ass.
He: ah, and the second is sad.

XXX: You are not washing at all?
WOW: Well, before using my, of course, just not needed for a long time
YYY: We’ve noticed that girls almost always wash their laundry.
yyy: and we only when several mandatory conditions are fulfilled: 1) the glass is really needed for use right now. I want to drink; 2) the glass is really unrealistically dirty and some civilization is born in it, else "da pophug, normal" 3) there is no cleaner glass nearby.

yyy (13:42:10 19/11/2012)
I usually say what I think, but sometimes I don’t think about what I say.)

xxx (13:43:10 19/11/2012)
The best thing I’ve heard from you in all the time of our communication))) Well after: do you want a cake? ))

yyy (13:44:00 19/11/2012)
Not yet, thank you

What is a civil position?
- This is something intermediate between Kamasutra and the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation )))

With proper motivation, a person is able to perform useless work of any duration and volume.

hydration

Once again I realized that mops are the funniest dogs in the world. They are like Tajik builders who burn with enthusiasm to do something, but neither figa knows how to do it.
And here I "wipe" the mops, as usual, I first bathed, and then - in order to save water and detergents in the same water to wash it.
Dogs love to be washed. He likes to bring abandoned items. It’s just a bitch – it’s necessary to find and bring to be thrown again.
And here, throwing his not light body into the bathroom, I touch a soap machine with my elbow. It falls somewhere there under the bubble of foam.
What happened next, I cannot tell without a rubber.
A dog does not know how to swim and especially dive - diving for dogs is a difficult skill and is generally given not to all breeds.
But what did this “wonderful”...
It is...
He took a deep breath...
... pressed her jaw, tightly sealed her eyes... and fell on a pulp on the bottom of the bathroom!
Where did I go, crawling there looking for a soap machine with the legs!!! to
I watched the moving bubbles coming from under the foam in Ophigen... Fuck, and at such a speed!!! The fish rest.
He found it!! to
He pressed the soap machine with his legs to his throat and got up on his back legs. He exhaled, breathed, sneezed, swallowed... After which he threw the object found through the border and made a joyful row and swallowed with the tail: and let’s give a little more?

Last year, I abandoned Olivier. In this I will try to give up the mandarines - I need to find out why I am so bad on January 1.

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