I sat in the subway in the morning at the door that didn’t open. I read the book on my knees. Right from me the seats are already starting. The girl sat there. The people are dark. I sit, listen to music and read. I smile at a funny moment. Two grandmothers come in. The girl jumps and gives up the place of the first of them. The second begins to scream: say, ah, you are a bitch, creature, and so on. On the list before “so that you all die.” He sees that I am smiling, and says to me, “What are you lying, would give up a place, creature!” I’m a little in shock... but I get up from the baskets and say, “Sit down, please.” The whole wagon.

Did you know that the most common word used by a woman after the phrase “real man” is the word “must”?

Pharmacy item "FLEX"... O_o

Today I received a message from an unknown number:

Is that the phone?
I couldn’t find a better answer than:
No, you probably are wrong.
Isn’t this Natasha?
– No
I was wrong, sorry
20 minutes later comes from the same number:
I’ve gotten rid of it, maybe we’ll meet?

How do you look at my mom coming to visit us?
Audrey: I am not saying no. I say "You will not go through!!I furiously shake my beard and knock the rope on the rock. Would you say more here?

All of! Apple disappointed me this time.
The new iPhone is a complete failure.
I am going to buy a new iPhone for the last time.
To make sure I don’t like him anymore.

Do you know what the most common word is?
Used by a woman after the expression "real man"
Is it the word “must”?

Discussion of the news about the entry into the "forbidden register" forum of the game EVE-online for the article on virtual drugs (pharmacies, i.e.)

XXX is terrible! And for GodMode in the games now will give five years?! to
YYY : Of course! For insulting the feelings of believers.

I: Jura, Hash the amounts split.
Yuri is strong?? to

In Russia, in the light of another legal dispute, decided to close Lurk, but Anonymous did not sleep and Lurk changed the domain :)

I: Do you know the song of Nautilus "I want to be with you"?
XH: Yes
I: This is about me.
Do you know the band Leningrad, the song Rapid? )))) Did you understand the hint? )))

You’re a little overwhelmed when you open the door to the women’s toilet and say, “Girls, what floor are you on?”

XXX - Does it have a car?
YYY - PPC
XXX what?
Yyy is Japanese shit.

How did your bald cat move to Siberia?
yyy cat
XXX is nervous. :D

The fact that the day will be unusual became clear immediately, when in the morning some fat man strongly stood on my foot and politely said: "Thank you"

XXX is fucking. I was looking for a way to bring the equations of the curves of the 2nd order to the canonical appearance...

From an interview with the developer "Olymp 2207" (non-profit game on the Fallout2 engine):

Were there any funny events in the process?

These were mainly moments related to scripture. For example, when two NPS men went to the toilet together, they locked the door behind them, and shouted to everyone, “TOP, let’s relax!”

XY and XY (12.11.12)
Will we note?
2nd (12.11.12)
Their? O_O
XY and XY (12.11.12)
As far as I remember, yours.
2nd (12.11.12)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! and yes. Certainly. October I almost forgot.
XY and XY (12.11.12)
The October? O_O

and MV

Andrei was told that fisting is not painful. They cheated a fool with four fists.
c) The hostage

The feces of the wombats have the shape of cubes, which is caused by the special structure of their anal hole.
That’s what I understand – rubbing the bricks.