from chat dota (mama also plays)
-Silent_murder to Noob_pro: I am your mother fucking, fucking peder!!!! to
-Noob's_Pro_Mom: Yes okay!! Your address is Leningradskaya 115 sq 38, now we and his father will come and see whose mother you fuck there!
-Silent_murder: Sorry, I didn't know you were his mother, I just said so, I was very angry
-Noob's_Pro_Mom: late, daddy has already gone, prepare vaseline, daddy we have a military =)

Zedmor: Funny... those who want a cayenne usually don’t have money for it, and those who have money don’t need a cayenne.
Who is buying them? and :)

MaxKatz: Those who should not have money, but they happen to have.

In the internal complaint book of the enterprise: the system administrator connects remotely to our computer and looks at porn.

Recently, I looked into the notebook of the nurse on the OBŽ, the topic of the lesson - behavior in a criminogenic environment. Next are three points:
1st Do not wear anything expensive.
2nd Wear nothing beautiful.
Three Do not wear anything sexy!!!
On top of these three items there is a gray inscription: "Walk in bags out of_under the card!!and "
by Facepalm

Today the leading engineer of our department tried to overcome the car. He wants to print the drawing in black and white - and he has almost all the blue painting. He fights, and finally asks the boss:
How to make the car not blue?
He had to be raised as a child!

Now there was something.
I go to the pharmacy to buy something different. I get up in a whispering line. I immediately wanted to get out of there. And here comes after me a man of a rather shaken appearance, unbroken, unbroken, all kind of mint-dirty and smells of moisture from it. Well, I think, either a wallet is stopped, or a little bit of it is picked up, or maybe both.
Here the turn comes, I catch my vitamins, pasta, go out on the street and encounter a sister living separately. "How do you...like a mom...like a cat...". Meanwhile, this bombardment comes out, sits in a luxurious BMW and elegantly...
I had to stand still, put my eyes back in place, fix my jaw, and also not in a hurry to turn off my eyes. On my two.

You lied to me!!! to
It was a lie for good.! to
xxx for whom???! to
YYY: In my...

KG: I do not use the words from their lexicon. For example, in mathematics, evidence is now not from the opposite, but from the ugly.

I am 19. Today I came to the post office to send a letter.The line is full of elderly people. Something tells me that when they came here, they were young and healthy too.

Should I throw out the philosophy? (no, I’d rather leave it for the status quo)

XXX: I don’t want to contact him!
WOW : Why?
He is a dull bush of muscles that still thinks that the bottle covers turn off the clock. You won’t believe, he’s getting rid of her!

[22:46:10] Yulia: and we look like porn))
Vitalka: Oh sorry for distracting me from this wonderful activity.
[22:47:36] Julia: No you are better and much more interesting )))
[22:47:50] Vitalka: I am better than porn?
Julia: Yes to me
Vitalka: I’ve never heard such compliments before.

Frost_dv (16:10:40) Go and drink beer
Igorentiy (16:14:27) I am an ordinary family member!!! I don’t drink beer and I try to quit smoking!!!
Igorentiy (16:14:51) the more I am already in the shit!!!))

- "Deaths learned the posture 69 and died out"
Why is
Oh well Dasha! Let’s start with Azov.
I know what 69 is.

The first thing you should explain to your child is not who your mom and dad are, but that most people around you are fools.
Maybe mom and dad too.

Such an assembly... And no one warned...

Ura a-a! After 9 months of pregnancy and 1 year of feeding, I can finally sleep on my stomach, drink coffee and eat everything in a row.
For some reason I don’t want it anymore.

"The opinion of the author may not coincide with his point of view."

This is Pelevin, baby :)

Went to marry. My grandfather loved my future wife. Everyone asked: "When, and when". Last night I called and said I had an offer. He: Well right, or live like these... blue...

Andrei: Anya asks me to take her evening dress? How will you be?
We are in the valleys.
Dmitry: But Anja can stand out :)

<un4given>and we had a tradition at the institute.. if someone from the group of DR, we immediately boiled. There must be a couple of towers. with the predecessor
<un4given> once poured out glasses, here in the audience fell a man in a speck, grit “the body is mined, roll out of here!”, well we came out of the body with glasses
<un4given>with us rusted, such as "blin, the body of the current was mined, and you are already celebrating here, scorpions"