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The characters fail the mission all the characters end, the city end,
A nuclear bomb is falling on the city.
The master throws at the hit, throws at the damage, still throws at the damage, still throws at the damage.
Players with suspicion looking at the master: “Well, what happened?“?”
Master: “So, a nuclear bomb fell on the city, hit the city administration, jumped back, hit one building, hit the second building, flew to the side of the characters, struck your feet, but did not detonate.”
Players: “Yes, cubes sometimes do wonders...”
"Teacher of the Year" from the Irkutsk region raped a drunk school guard
Thgzr: I think it was for pedagogical purposes. Why does the guard sleep?
Yesterday I spent eight hours searching for my father’s textbook on electromagnetism!
YYY: Did you need humanity?
There are a lot of incomprehensible beautiful words!
YYYY: YYYY...
Nick could not imagine it.
The Prehistory. It’s cold in the office, and when you open the window it’s very cold. Ventilation during lunch.
Everyone went out to eat and, respectively, opened the window, I remained in the office alone. It is quite cold in the office. An accountant (typical glamorous kiso) comes in. Understands that it is cool and to the side: "cold as... straight as in a shake"
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I came to get a passport.The worker extends my passport and a form.
Look closely at your data.
I read (I see the paternity is not mine, not correctly printed): Girl, and I have the paternity xxx, and here is wow
She: What will you prove?
>_<
In children, extensive panoramic vision works better than in adults. A child in the age of high technology by the age of 2 knew what a controller was. I watch the picture:
Man (m): Anja, where is the controller? (Can not be found)
My child, it does not matter. (I immediately looked at the room)
Husband (thinkingly): She needs to explain what the car keys look like...
Congratulations on the radio:
I pass on a greeting to the driver of the black Nisan Teana who, overtaking by the side near the crossing, grabbed my mirror and fled from the place. Please put the composition of Professor Lebaydinsky "I will kill you boatman" or any other suitable in meaning.
YYY: Ahah you are
Fantastic, I adore
and you! : D
XXX: If I
Every time the girls
They say to me, I would
If I had a ruble, I would...
I put these three coins in.
Framework x
snaphold>I want to put WindowsPhone on iPhone. Is it possible?
Dennis> is wrong!
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xxx: bro, everyone is busy on the weekend, so hunting the mafia cut off
We can play both.
Yyy: You will be a peaceful resident, and I will be a mafia. Then reverse
Yyy: Fuck, I haven’t said anything more gay in my life.
Fuck, my mom called, Andrus, and if I pay for the internet at home, will you stay more often?And now I’m sitting as if I’m crazy. previously mothers of adult sons borsches and cakes, and in the era of digital technology - working Wi-Fi :DDD
I work as a doctor. At night duty at 03:00 call to the reception department, a (D) girl appeals.
I: "What happened?"
D: Doctor, I had a headache, I took a painkiller, and in 10 minutes. The pain passed. Is that okay?"
Supplier Stephan, giving up the driving, could not touch the hill without repelling.
...StelsKrot: And tomorrow the Mars rover will see the boys in telogreeks and hatchbacks with the key in their hands. These boys will turn off all the hooks, pull out the wires and write a word of three letters on the body.
Not not not. They will tap the rover key on the Mars rover and tell the camera "Houston, you have a problem".
Tanya, I realized I was a man.
My daughter doesn’t like computer games.
I am pleased with hysteria.
I love shopping and meaningless things.
Does not give me
He looks at his foolish series and talks about the main characters.
But she is my boyfriend =(
Give money to the note.
No is! What does money grow on trees?! to
Mom, what is the money made from?
From the Paper (Thoughtfully)
Paper from what?
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xxx: We now the director noticed how the secretary reads the article "How to be a lady at home". And he said to her, “Julia, lady, you have to be at work. You have to be at home!"
I listed a book. At the beginning, an epic warning:
"The opinion of the author may not coincide with his point of view."
How?
How is it at work?
I sit with a cloudy and confused face.
Why Why?
Internal pleasure for Friday!and ?
by xDDDD
I love the petroleum. I smoke at the entrance. And the entrances go out (we have on the upper floors of the apartment) grandmother and grandfather, ancient ones, grandfather even with a rod. Ordinary shell type. And such approaches to the BMW 750L last issue, the grandmother jumped behind the steering wheel.