A man must die suddenly, in the midst of his strength, without suspicion, without even guessing about his immediate death, leaving a lot of unfinished affairs, new novels...! to

by Habr

Paranoid: Ah...to gather them all together...and to make them read all the laws they have adopted...
And to force them to live.

I controlled my life a little. For example, under no circumstances do I take sleeping pills and laxatives together. c) Snoop Dogg

In a decent family, even fish in the aquarium look somewhat intelligent.

I am watching the news!
Sometimes I want to know what really happened.

We are in the car with a girl in front of us, a white Volvo. On the back is written: "Practise safe sex. Make love in Volvo" The girl knows poorly English. The dialogue:

Do you want to translate? Practice safe sex. Make love with Volvo." A compliment to the safety of Volvo cars.
Oh, I thought they called themselves Gondons!

=) is

A single forum:
In general, the sign S is glued to warn that anyone driving from behind knows about the spikes, because. So you have to keep a safe distance so that then you will not be surprised where on the forehead cracks.

xxx: No, if we were to see you all the time, you’t have any depressive thoughts at all.)
It’s nice to hear =)
Xxx: Immediately suicide... %)

From a friend’s story:
I went with my mom to the post office today. There the door is closed. Well, we drove, we drove - we thought, hardened simply - at some time we should still work. I didn’t run, but I pushed. My mother lost her patience and struck her unfortunate pen with all her strength. Of course she broke. And here's another epic scream on the other side "ACHRENETH, they again broke the pen!!and "
They worked until 5 today. Someone broke the announcement.
Russia is fucking

He told his girlfriend about the joke being played between two guys and how it was played with me.
The Prick:
You know what girls say when they see a big penis.
Man 2: I don’t know.
Guy 1: And I know... and a measured planned laugh.
They both laughed. The meaning of a good joke if the interlocutor says I don’t know...
The question of my girlfriend. Did you say I don’t know?
and :(

On the snowed road that connects the Altai region and Novosibirsk region, with a speed of just over 40 km / h, the MAZ runs with a tank "fire hazardous" and a proud inscription on the rear sprinkler STREET RACER.

"But after all, the consumption will increase and gasoline now by 10 rubles!"(29.06.2004)

Sold yesterday "Impreza" - she went to Saratov.
Today from the new owner SMS:
I’m in Saratov, I’ve arrived well, the car is great, thank you! If there are fines, send me a payment. There were a couple of radars."

My colleague asked me to send orders. I sit and sign the envelopes. The school was a long time, so used in Google, how to correctly write some women's names in the old age. I remember Natalia and Natalia, and about Maria I was mad at all.
I enter: "Give to Mary or Mary?"

The most common: "give a man", "a man", and "both will work out", "leave yourself", "guard, if you have enough strength, give both", "woman is better to give", and for a snack - "you are a Jew or a sho"?

It just seems to me that Apple and our government are competing, each at their own level (patents and laws), who will come up with a more stupid idea?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW : Hi. I hate you.
XHH: For what?
Yesterday I asked to bring a cigarette. You refused. I had to go by myself. As a result – vodka, beer, drugs, sex, morning...
I don’t smoke, but where do you buy cigarettes?! to

Your own opinion and stupidity are sometimes so close together that you can’t distinguish.

You cannot underestimate the role of clothes in life. A woman in socks will never be told, “Pelmen is salted.” If a woman serves her socks, she will eat them, even if she forgets to cook them.

Thunderman Yesterday at 19:51

"Ice Palace in Gorky was built three times faster than the regulatory terms"
By the decree of the governor, the duration of the project set of strength with concrete was reduced from 28 to 7 days!

Called a friend for a long time to the event, finally persuaded, agreed, the company gathered, the evening already, I call her, throws down, is silent. They waited a long time, spit, and left. in the trail. One day he asked her why she didn’t go, and he got only one answer that he wasn’t able to fight.

Nadjushka
I didn’t promise anything, I just said I’d go.