The xxx:
Fortunately, spam if it does not die out, it will at least make it smarter.

YYYY :
As the practice shows, this is the case.)
I already present in the year edak 2030. A beautiful and smart girl rides to you on the street, you quickly found a common language, after a while you are already at her home. The case reached the bed, and here the curtains (or blinds) are closed, the light and the inscription on the wall are turned on, for example - do you want to continue? Send SMS with the text "I loch" to the short number 1234 :)

When will you do my check?
I will definitely do.
I know you don’t have a magic stick, but you do.
Why not? I put it on your control.

In our city, on December 21 will make a check "sirenes". Do they know about the end of the world? Imagine people on December 21st who don’t know about it.)

My brother and a friend tried to make home pizza today. I still thought why they were there in the kitchen for so long... then the baking smelled, deliciously so... I thought, in general, blenders are made. Finally, the brother comes and says, “This...we made pizza there, will you?” But it didn’t work, and now it’s cake.
Morality: I don’t know what a pizza would be, but the cake is cracked.

<ssh> sleep as you want
<ssh> to sleep today
<Script> try, I tried yesterday and I liked it, I think another way to do it, but I am afraid to get addicted

The abundance of pimples in the management does not indicate the tolerance of the company.

Judging by the coordinates named the elephant girl, the kitten from Lizyukov Street hit the middle of Lake Tanganyika.

xxx: I look at the vacancies of one employment service in the print, there on the letter "m" between "militare" and "assembly"tossed "the dishwasher" o.O.

Miracles of the plan:

by Michael:
Are you unhappy again, girl?! to

by Diana:
I am not a woman, I am a man.

Oh yeah

I fucking fucking...

A friend sent me yesterday:
Well, did the leadership have to bustle in the comp)) here we have a girl fired-secretary)))do you understand the wife of the general director found in history a reference on how to seduce the boss=)
c) sinful

On the site of vacancies attracted the phrase "Manager of the territory".
An advertisement for the area...

Today in the metro. Hours of hell crowds of people. Everyone rushed to the door, and the car was already filled like a bench with beans. There are two boys, and we don’t go in with them anymore. Between us there is a man, and he falls into a covenant, but he clamps his door in half his body. The dialogue of the boys:
1: Look and look! The liquid Terminator.
2nd is Hera! He just passed through the wall!

A man who has not had sex for a year is considered a virgin again.

The Bulgarian joke
According to the decision of the Bulgarian government, the end of the world on December 21, 2012.(Friday) will take place on December 29, 2012.( on the Saturday )

RBC News: France Recognizes Rebels as ‘Legitimate Authority’ in Syria

Should Russia Recognize Anders Breivik as King of Norway?

From the Cyber Forum:
X: What if x = 100 it becomes -100, if, for example, -567 it becomes 567, is there any function that does this?
Function of multiplication by (-1).

Katie took the battery. Dialogue with my husband:
Go get the cat.
I: I don’t want to get her.
Husband: Oh, you don’t want it, and you always get me! Tell me, how did I deserve it?
I: Married...

Revelation of a child drawn to the work office
Although I was completely immersed in the working atmosphere when I ran from another office with the words "Help! We play in words, we lose""

XXX is
I thought he served, and he was on the resort :)
YYYY
I was once asked - "You are in the army or in the Internet cafe?"=D
Probe caught, how to say)
XXX is
Do you work in the headquarters?
YYYY
Bread, take it up.
XXX is
Could it be above the headquarters? All the bosses are sitting there.
YYYY
I am above the chief, I am not the commander of the base 8)
XXX is
What is the cook?and :)

Oh, he’s a programmer, what will you do to me?
I give advice. Hang your webcam when you’re trembling.