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Seeing a dog negotiating with a whale is a symbol that the use of the strongest deadly weapon will be put on a new legislative framework that will help to establish a real balance in the world.

Who, fucking, could have dreamed of that?? to

Comments on the video of the aircraft:
Raspizdyay: Whatever scientists do, weapons still work.
Bacter: Whatever chemists do, they still get drugs.

from news
"Post of Russia" will spend 25 million rubles
According to the head of the Directorate of Corporate Communications "Post of Russia" Svetlana Sergeeva:
“Thanks to this campaign, we expect to correct the distorted perception of the Post of Russia, which has developed in many of our citizens.
I wanted to add something, but I don't know what's so funny.

It’s time to stop communicating with them. This has a bad effect on my lexicon.
Avoidance for example?
Gale: For example, I was cleaning in the kitchen today. I move the container with the potato – and there’s dirt... I think I’ll move it back, as if I didn’t see it. And then I think no, employers don’t do that.

Z4: Put mosquito grids on the balcony. These flies are sitting on the grid from the side of the apartment. I feel like a beginner prisoner.

XHH: I was playing in the filming brigade under the window. Two, with a punch, actors, director and assistant.
The actors fight, here one of them slaps and falls.The director from the suburb - "You are fired!Nikita, bring me coffee! Unable to work. and. and"
This is the impact of the zombies :)

Tamias: Drunk "Activia" with the taste of pomegranate and raspberries. I read the composition: "concentrated juice of carrots and black rice". They are alchemist geniuses.

My grandson was cheerful yesterday. I watched the film "The same Carlson" with Galustyan in the main role, and suddenly, shouts, "Daddy, look, and Mikhalich can also fly!"

from the forum. "Can I mix vodka with cognac?" Comment : Can I interfere. Can not drink.

In the subway people read who a book, who a tablet, and the grandfather stood at the door and read NOTES.

Man: for whom such questions are written: "In which sentence the additive part of a complexly subordinated sentence cannot be replaced by a separate definition expressed by involving turnover?"
I: What’s wrong here? The normal question)
I only understood a question sign.

Studying in Military
Sit down and write a diploma.
Suddenly a friend laughs wildly, and on the question "what is it?" answers:
- Diploma to the scientific director sent, but forgot to rename
What I sent?
The answer killed:
"That’s a good job!" :)

Soon there will be a bloody war again between those who suffer and those who suffer :-D

I told a familiar woman:
You have something underneath you.
Removing the inside out of the bust:
Oh, your mother, the antenna is out!

I will find you, you know.
yyy: you first find the soft sign on the keyboard xD

Regulus

Anastasia: Hi listen what are the names of those who hack the pages? Not hackers but somehow on "b"?
Would you be crazy?

I: I’ve heard that when you make tea, you need to pour boiling water from a high height.
Mom: I’ve heard that cooking 70% of the body is very unpleasant.

The dogs are complaining:

While my wife and I went out for a month and a half for guests, this striped cattle sucked under a bag of sugar!

Did you not dare to leave a cat for a month and a half? I would put you on the pillow every day after that.

The news:
People who bought an e-book read more often than those who refrained from such purchases.

The commentary:
Fuck, it can’t be.

XXX: I love my entrance
YYY: What again?
xxx: on the wall next to the door is written "Katy - a fool"
And all this is in my heart, mill.
Yyy: run away from there.
XXX: Psyches everywhere