Interview with the Pension Fund:
So, I’m paying you until I’m 65, and then, if I don’t die or if you don’t flee to Hawaii, you’re going to pay me until I die for a few years.

Played in Elite with a friend on the spectrum during the New Year's holidays 4 days in a row. First together, then in turn he slept I played and vice versa. They ate normal food first, then cookies, then cereals. Then his father (the Colonel) came and began to look for a bab in the room, since before that my friend always slept at home. My parents thought Denis (my friend) was going home in the evening and coming in the morning. Everyone was shocked when they found out the truth. We are not. We had no time.

Voice from the bathroom:
OOOOO OOOOO! Finally... really... really... really... really... really... really... really... Iblis is!! to

Hermione(21:43) :
Hi to

Imagine the day

I decided to check the power of the stepler.

Pulled Finger

and pressed

I have never seen such powerful steplers.

Finger to bone

by Andrew (21:44) :
I am not surprised that you are in this situation.

The client writes:
- According to Yandex statistics, yesterday 12 users from Russia came to us (this is an abnormal number. From Russia, no more than 3 people a day usually come in. It looks like a DDoS robot attack...What do you think?

Old Man: I don’t know who shot me today, but please don’t bring any more weapons to the universe. I don’t believe you are 5 course.

This whole homophobia reminds me of something like this:
We want to fuck the shit!
Fuck what to do.
and her! We want you all to accept us!

<-rita (11.50.18) greetings as a puppy
->Emilek (11.57.38) is funny.
<-rita (11.58.13)what is it
->Emilek (12.00.52) Education in 2nd grade?
<-rita (12.01.20)not the same
<-rita (12.17.32)who are you who are you?
->Emilek (12.52.08) Go out!!! to
<-rita (12.53.04)what is it?
->Emilek (12.53.29) go out!!! to
<-rita (12.53.45)not panicked

This boy shot a ball on a motorcycle plane. The real. That is, I just played with the boys in the ball and got into a flying motorcycle plane. Not specifically, but without looking into the sky to get into a low-flying target... However, I did not doubt his abilities, yes.
c) Dalnoboi

This is Pepper Comrade!! In the Gazprom wines are inventory!!! to

This morning I watched a picture: near the entrance there is a car on bricks (yes, the same one that grows at night), and on the cap with a balloon: "Happy Birthday!and "

My acquaintance called me shit for the fact that I loved and love to read and I can, if I am enthusiastic, read half books at once. What would you think? The first thing I did was click on Google "Fuck" and... read all the articles

Murderers after death get to Hogwarts

Two news on the rabble, one after the other:
- The bell begins a total struggle with the "writers"
Two journalists attacked in Moscow in 24 hours

After lunch, everyone gets sandwiches. I told a friend who recently got married:
Now you can see that another woman is making your sandwiches. (My mother did it before)
He, contemplatively looking at a very unelegantly assembled butter, breathes:
I actually did it myself...

Flandr: Alcohol is a food product, just everything.
by MdSel:
Super is. Have many people eaten the bride? "he ate ice cream and beat the children and wife" "as a soup, so it was scary to look at him" "there were a few of them, I was immediately scared because they were hired with sausage";

R. A.If Hulka was played by Chuck Norris, then in ordinary life Hulk was a green monster, and in minutes of anger he would turn into Chuck.

sogris>> here the staff calls the head of the user department by phone. Start of. puts the phone and says to the programmer - Andrei, here the user calls, wants you to expand something to him.. or enlarge.. I didn't understand what..

From Wikipedia:
The correct choice of functions and priorities greatly influenced the end result. For example, the following joke of the 1980s is known:
If we consider that the purpose of the car is to ride on the roads, then its main part is the engine. Then the development of the car starts with the engine, and the passengers are placed in the remaining place. If we consider that the purpose of the car is to transport passengers, then the development of the car starts with the cabin, and in the remaining place we place the engine. As a result, in the first case we get the Zaporozhets ZAZ-965 and in the second - the Volkswagen Zhuk.

Why can’t we just be friends???! to

You know Olga! There is always something between you and me!!! And that’s what I put on all night!