I will not apologize, because there will be too much sarcasm.

She doesn’t complain that she works hard. She is just drunk.

I click on Google how much it costs, for which it offers me the following options for the request
How much does the kidney cost
How much does the iPhone 5 cost?
There is nothing to add 😉

In any religion there are too many Lamers who cannot read the manuals of God.

Fuck how I like to look like single men.
But you do it flat and boring, like a 13-year-old schoolgirl.
WOW: Okay well!
I am a 12 year old school.
Take it as a compliment

When they say, “I wish you only good,” there is no good at all.

HHH: I have been polished now.
I am dirty. 😉
The water...
XHH: from a flower
With the words 'we, the hobbies, wish that we grow up elves.
Mom, you are just something.

What is the security in the store? You have to put a pneumatic pistol.
Better water... in winter at -20 more efficient.

xxx: I now look at the new evil mansion... the shit they have the finger from which they suck the stories

The compliment scratched: "Your eyes are scratched... or scratched... not yet understood"

My wife is late, I wait for her SMS at work as a summer soldier. The bullshit has already sent 9 messages.

Zayots: Toha, like a man I’ve asked a million times
Cat: Not fat

The microwave is on the refrigerator. by Fuck! This is the third time I’ve put a plate of food in the freezer.

and yesterday. The conversation of my seven-year-old nephew with my grandfather.

How do you prove that you are a man?
“Look, I have a moustache!
Nephew: And what then? Love has it too!

How does a cat treat a rat?
YYY: When the cat approached, the rat thought it was food and bit him. Since then he has been afraid of her.

C@nek (Barnaul): with the first day of winter to you!
The bird: You too! We have 27 degrees.
C@nek (Barnaul): and at us

yyy: Breasts for men, like a laser point for a cat xD.

In fact, Frightened from the "Magic of the Emerald City" was a zombie. After all, he ran around the country and shouted:"Mozgiya!I need a brain!"

Q: I dreamed today that you and I were dancing waltz in a huge hall with marble columns, thousands of candles were lit around, and the music was flowing out of nowhere.
Hm... And what next?
Q: And then the Marsians arrived, I took my two-handed sword and crushed them in cabbage, then by ventilation got into their main ship and destroyed the central computer of the navigation hub and they flew straight into the sun.
D: And what about me?? to
Q: And you saved me, I saved the planet

XXX is
In short, I watched the Harry Potter day, and I thought that I'm in every publication on the GP, why not get to know the MAN there.
YYYY
and ROFL
YYYY
She went to the Harry Potter website for a man.
XXX is
You know, I think the fan site of May Little Pony is more promising