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I got a military ticket. Name of military position and military accounting specialty: Computer of electronic computing machines.
And you tell us about modernization and nanotechnology.
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Vasily Compotin
The Points! I have trouble!! to
WV tired, allody online in general what shit, the line is no longer the same, the rest of the MMORPGs are generally dull... play nothing!! I’ve started playing the guitar and I’ve gotten over!! to
What is wrong with me?
by Konstantin Lysiakov
Maybe you are beginning to live.
Denis Korea
Vasily, you have healed.
This cognac is somewhat unreal: it tastes good and smells good.
I correctly understood from the advertisement that Sberbank is lending money to foreign intelligence?
How can a woman satisfy three men at once?
yyy: Different ways, for example to silence)
Fuck, it’s not your destiny to be a car enthusiast – buy a dog spider. She has a group mind that protects her from hijackers and parking entrances. It can also be taught to the squad! to catch! to kill!
Peterson: That was what I thought. Why is it good to be a man?
Women are fucking. You should get up 1.5 to 2 hours earlier. Wash your head, clean your face. to paint. Cook an egg with coffee. Choose what to wear today. The PZZZZ. Two hours of sleep in the hole.
and a man. I slept. and? CHO? Fuck it! He jumped up. He threw the butter. I picked up what came first. I did not brush my teeth. and Fuck. In the elevator, I chased my finger and that was it. 5 minutes. engaged
5 course, 10 semester, session
We sit for consultation.
The Prep:
Blabla, exam tomorrow at 9 am
The last two parties:
Oh yeah! What nonsense? Why the exam at 9 a.m.? Never was the same!
Prep with hatred:
Exams are always at 9 a.m. It is you, fools, for the entire universe of NIRAZU did not get the admission on time and did not appear for the exams on DESCRIPTION!!! to
A colleague from the neighboring department has a rare name - Khalida.
I call her by phone - "Halida? This is Jura, I need..."
In the roast office, colleagues heard that on the other side they removed the telephone and said, “Yes,” I replied, “Huli, yes, it’s Yura.”
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Smetchik: gave the daughter a doll, large, almost the size of her, she immediately turned her into a doll and decided to give her a nipple, and the doll is not provided for this. So she got to crack! A hole in the mouth of the doll and a nipple went there, now we have a doll at home with an ambiguous hole instead of the mouth, and it is not possible to throw it out!
Maximus: Figa you are having fun there)))
It’s so cute when in April a friend calls you with whom you celebrated the New Year and asks where you celebrated the New Year.
When the whites die, the rabbits cry bitterly, drink a little water, the ears of the ankles hide. When rabbits die, eggs cry bitterly, riding like balls, losing needles in dust. When the girls die, the boys beat the walls, the boys beat the plates, cut the crowns in the bathtub. When boys die, girls cry bitterly and then give birth to new children. Damn it is different.
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The girl calls: "You know, in my new car, the left turntable is working, and instead of the right turntable is turned on!"
Guess what broke?
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People who rush in front of you with their eyes opened to the free DUPLE seat, sit on what is closer to the passage and do a pokeface.
graph: Someday there are employees of the sberbank and the post office in the clinic.
Why not make Swiss knives for Sisadmin? That in the set of cross screwdriver, flash drive, solder, clamper, mini-stick with one cartridge and engraving "self or headbow".
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>> hello, don't laugh, please.I really got a stupid question, after reading it on the Internet, I really don't know why the lens is round, and the pictures are square?I don't joke, don't argue
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That is mathematics. Remember the formula of the area of the circle. Pi is square.
This is because of the square and the picture is square.
Link from the HEVEREST store:
NewDark is all possible! Two things for the price of three.
Believe me, I did not expect that...
We, old school guys, who play music on folders, will never understand the Zuns/Aytunes.
c) Fanisik
I was sent somehow for work with documents to the building of the local administration. I went there and started looking for the office I needed, after a short walk found it. There was a large plaque on the door with the inscription "From 10.00 to 12.00" and since the time was eleven, I was somewhat afraid to enter there.