Elvis ) (10:11) :
Get back the cat"!!! to

Elvis ) (10:11) :
I want to eat (

Elvis ) (10:11) :
These two messages are not related.

Interestingly, how did the real Madonna (which is the Mother of God) relate to the cross? How could she treat the weapon with which her son was executed?
Written by Czelle, 16.10.2012 at 18.04
Czelle: How did she deal with her son’s instrument of execution? She made a small copy and wore it on her neck on a rope. Sometimes I painted in the air.
Written by Genki, 16.10.2012 at 18.16
Genki: Exactly, a copy of the cross, and also with the body of the son. I think real mothers always do that.
Written by red_andr, 16.10.2012 at 19.06

I read about the Russian Post here and can't help but put my five copies. I sent 2 packages with an imposed payment (selled 2 things through the internet barahola), 4 times asked the operator (this is how I felt) if she correctly ordered my package with the imposed payment. Four times I was answered in a sham, say, girl, here you are not monkeys working, we know our business. The packages, by the way, in total pulled for more than 6 thousand. The ruble. And what do you think? This operator eventually sent them as Valuable Deliveries. All of. To my recipients the packages came for free, money I, of course, did not receive any, because they subsequently pretended to be tubes (although here, a clear thing, a lack of conscience and education, but now it is not about them), and in the mail I was first told that everything was arranged correctly (well?) and then, that I was myself to blame for everything, I had to know how the package is processed with the imposed payment. I sent it for the first time and had no idea what it should look like. So, you know, the image of the mail is created by its employees. And the more money goes to rebranding, the better the quality of service.

and quiet. I sit home alone. Suddenly, in silence, I begin to distinguish some barely heard nasty scream. He stretches a tone higher, then a tone lower, then returns to a half-tone, and again... I had to get around the whole apartment, check all the TVs, phones, tablets and so on, listen to the working electrical devices, and for the guarantee to inspect all the sockets and pilots. Finally, it seemed that the localization of the sound became clear, and it seemed not to us, but from below. I lie down on the floor and...blin!!! This neighbor sings to her baby!
No, well, of course, what... But fucking, why is it so fake and so fake!

Sadly a baby.

From Habr:
A website that could be done in two weeks, we did three months. Nothing can be done in two weeks.

WOMAN (09:24:47 17/10/2012)
Funny, it is really funny.
WOMAN (09:30:39 17/10/2012)
Today sat in the bus, next to the old old lady, mothers with small children come in, I sit. The conductor is walking kicks on me, drove to some stop, again comes the mother with the child, then the sense of justice in the conductor is stumbling and she approaches me and asks to give up a place, I'll understand what is written on my forehead?? Why I? Well, I’m upset, I say I’m pregnant at all, and here the picture of the rabbit, this old creature who sat next to me decided to give up a place to this mother with the child, the shit herself barely stands on her feet, well, then I became completely uncomfortable, hardly put this grandmother in place, psychanula, got up and went to the other end of the bus. The rest of the seats turned to the window and looked in the distance, allegedly not noticing how the grandmother and the pregnant woman argued which of them would give up the place to the mother and the child.

No, photon: - I'm speed oooooooooooooooh, neutrinos - I'm hard to find and I'm easy to lose. The boson is vanilla))

xhhh: I sell a mtsovsky smartphone, the documents are lost, I will give it cheaply
WOW: Lost – now it’s called that?
Zzzz: Who lost it and when?

Hello Leah, how are you?
“Hi, Pash, Fueh, the wedding was... The head is cracking to horror.
So here is the same thing, we will all go and drink.
Wherever you go, you are married now, your wife will beat you.
She went to her mother in the morning.
– and!!! to
- Yesterday everything was great, but still abundant congratulations made known about ourselves, so that by the end of the wedding we already had a good drink. I woke up the first morning. I lie. Not until the end, I decided to make a joke. I jump up with a loud scream: "Shit, ring??? I am married!! How much did I drink yesterday?! My joke is fun, don’t you think? And she left...

A girl from the neighborhood department enters the office:
Q: Can I take you for a moment?
I could not miss the case:
I: Are you sure we have a few minutes?
D is convinced!
I: Noah, you insult me as a man.
You underestimate me as a woman.

How to get to Orla-Bryansk?
The road is beautiful!! As in the 41st first there passed German tanks, and then in the 44th - Soviet back, so since then there hasn't changed anything.

Comments on the September movie "Grabbers":

The movie should have been filmed in Russia.

YYY: The film was shot not for Russia but for Europe, there alcoholism has long been the standard of life. Our bombs are the norm of sobriety compared to them, and the Germans in Turkey are not people at all, blinking cricket machines.

zzz:comments burn and the movie is no longer needed))

Prepaid for lectures:
I have my opinion. But I absolutely disagree with him.

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[17:04:57] yyy: undu?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[17:05:18] yyyy: is it a wise man?
[17:05:24] yyy: ret?
[17:05:42] yyy: that is what?
[17:05:47] yyy: s?? to

That’s how bold it should be for a girl who slept with three men for two months and went with a fourth, to persuade me that in seven years after my divorce I had even four girls and to call me a cowboy!! to

Mostly dissatisfied people are upset about the fact that there are satisfied people who do not want to grumble.

X: Tell me how it all went. and :)
YYY: In short, Grey in its repertoire.
We gave him an ultimatum. If there is no vodka on DR - we will not come, and let him use his own yogurt deciliters.
And what do you think? He says, OK, vodka will be, we all came to him in the house, and there...
A covered table. salads, all the smoothies, shakes on shampoos to mangal are already carried.
The Yogurt! But not Tom!
YYY: The juice! 10-20 liters of all the juices I know. Orange, apple, pear, pineapple, carrots, strawberries, syrups of all kinds, such as spinach, chocolate, etc. and etc.
A litre bottle of vodka for 10 people.
Today is a cocktail party! Here we paid attention to a large number of measuring glasses. In short, we all night gambling cocktails of various juices, syrups and alcoholic beverages (he also brought out vodka, armaniak and martini when he saw that we would soon kill him :)
But nobody ate, and they joined for six months ahead. So, Serega, the shit, in your repertoire :)

Last year a colleague wrote a report on the exercises carried out. He is a former military and therefore can write such reports (how many forces are involved, where, what, when, how much is done, etc.). Report was written. sent to Moscow. The answer came (happiness suck): "There is no artistic style of exhibition!". What to do...? He creates a clean document and begins to write in a new way: "In the harsh sky the stars quietly extinguish. Over the zone of manoeuvres was thickness, opaque fog..." and so on. In this style.

"I am compared to your former hamster! I need to lose weight!" said to me a girl whose weight is 46 kilograms. Girls are strange creatures.

The fool is cared for, the fool is carefully raised, the fool is fertilized... The fool has become the norm, a little more – and the fool will become an ideal, and the doctor of philosophy will be led around him by enthusiastic chordists. And the newspapers are running chords now. How beautiful you are, fool! Oh, how healthy and healthy you are, fool! Oh, how optimistic you are, fool, and how stupid, smart you are, what a subtle sense of humor you have, and how skillfully you solve crosswords! You, most importantly, just do not worry, fool, everything is so good, everything is so great, and science at your service, fool, and literature, so that you can have fun, fool, and nothing to think about... And all the harmful influencing hooligans and skeptics we and you, fool, will disperse (with you, do not disperse!) is

The Strugacki brothers.