The hipsters split so much that Apple has nowhere to fall.

dwarf (10:58:19 12/11/2012)
And I run like this, and my hair is like this.) and my legs are like this, and I’m like that.)

^_^ ololoshke^_^ (02:30:41 12/11/2012)
Ahhaah, what was it.

^_^ololoshke^_^ (02:30:53 12/11/2012)
I go into the kitchen to make tea and see:
The cat sits on the plate and pulls the cottage from the bowl, after jumping from the plate goes to the table, climbs on the table, puts the cottage on the table and begins to eat it.

Hate is not love, its reciprocity is nothing.

Pure confession
History of past work. One of the famous banks. One of the heads of the credit department checked the black lists. People who have no credit in our bank under any circumstances. In the "cause" section are all his offenses - delays, non-payments and so on. And then it comes across the record, where in the corresponding column it means "Pure Heart Confession". Total confusion and misunderstanding how such a recording could get here. After a long trial, they came to the operational officer who entered this recording.
A client called the bank and asked:
- But I was told here that you can take a car loan and then not return it.
The girl was not stupid, she said that it is possible that it is not necessary to go to the bank, it is enough to dictate her passport data on the phone and everything will be issued to him. He is now on the blacklist. And the term “pure-hearted confession” entered the usage of employees.
Bahruz

Russia is like a post-apocalyptic world. Everyone has tablets, headphones and other gadgets, and around a bunch of shit and bad roads.

We had a director, a wise man! He raised our chorus and died.
It was hard, the chorus was...

He fucked me, and I lay down and thought, How happy I am.

Tagged with 13:00
On my table, as usual, there is a hoita.

Art at 13:00
by DABLA
I went into something yesterday.

Tagged with 13:00
O_O
On my table?

Art at 13:00
Put your hand in the hole which is from the left, deeper.

Tagged with 13:00
This is Halva Gentleman.
Not the sun.
I fear

My brother and I were sent to the cellar. I stand on the surface, waiting for it to come out. From the hole, the face smashed with dirt rises and deliberately extends:
Well, now I understand why zombies don’t come out good.

A smart plan, so clever.
Sergey Ivanov was aware of theft during the development of GLONASS in 2010
" Well I have been patient. I did not appear, because I understood that if I appeared, it would lead to caution and an attempt to replace the traces.

and Wikipedia. The world went crazy.

In fact, everything is extremely logical. Breivik’s recognition of his innocence would allow him to be hidden in a psychiatric clinic for the rest of his life. And the non-recognition, on the contrary, would only allow him to be sentenced to the highest degree of punishment. According to Norwegian plush laws, this is 21 years in prison. That gives Breivik a ghostly hope of liberation. A ghost - because after 21 years the court can still leave him in custody for another 5 years if he is found to be dangerous to society. And then another 5 years.

All of this is described in Wikipedia.

Read what you encounter "mnogobookaf" to the end, and the world will become more understandable.

News "Apple has received a patent for the rectangular shape of tablets":

xxx: Need to quickly get a patent for the rectangular shape of screens, let it go.

In Africa there lived a Negro husband and a Negro wife. It was time for her to give birth. They called an ambulance and the woman gave birth in the car. The child was white and his teeth were white. What is wrong?
Ambulance in Africa.

What fashion went - to put out absolutely any household joke that caused a smile? Most importantly, it all comes to the main.

Everyone here is so smart.
Please answer: when a fracture in a person becomes one bone more or one bone less?

Looking at the dawn. Not only is the film fucking, but also the director Condon.

How did you get along with Lenka? You’re an admin prisoner, and she’s an angry designer, right?
MaxPain: a, corporate in nature was somehow, I was then 1.5 years in the crawl, the norms of the hand became
MaxPain: Well she's like the norm, a girl like a girl, we have a lot of cute, I didn't even know her at the time.
MaxPain: approached me, looked around and said "Do you pull iron?", I kick
MaxPain: and she says "I too"
MaxPain: and smiles to me in all 32 teeth, the top row of which is fixed)))
Baron: Loool))))0
MaxPain: In short, after that I had to pass on the principles, to run for her and take her into wives, it was not possible to live without her humor... somehow it was)

Today in the subway I saw a man a bit of a stinking look, well, this is the way.
In his hands he had a sign "Help the FreeBSD manual"
I can’t stand, I throw a half.

Stop calling Russia "Rashka".
It sounds roughly the same as if you called yourself cockroaches. equally disgusting.