The washing machine broke, the master called.
The filters were blurred.
Making the cleaning, the master explains: "Just before laying the dishes, it must be washed off from the remains of food and rinse under running water."
Is it so bad for me then?

A huge thank you to the Ministry of Justice of the Russian Federation - when everything gets bored on the Internet, it becomes boring and uninteresting - I go into the list of prohibited materials and look for them... There is a suspicion that this list is like a huge advertising board.

Rambo
The Terminator
The Universal Soldier.
Oh school...

Chuck Norris is a cool Walker. Generally...

I: Okay, but you give me up!

Wife: OK, but when the menstrual or throat passes. What before

X: What happened here?
Why is there nobody?
Tagged: cgznm
xxx: no, but not cgznm
Oh my God, it is terrible.

International group of hackers declared Russian cyber war
The Civil War again?

From the forum about taxi drivers:

I was driving here recently. I just sat down and I have a driver here for no reason: "Today I bought an iron battery...."

The year 2100. Google Corporation has established a dictatorship on Earth and pays citizens for finding holes in the laws.

We see something pseudo-scientific on Ren-TV: “Criminal statistics show that in full moon the number of theft and theft is significantly increasing...”.
Our boy’s comment: “So in the full moon it’s better to see!”

I sit in Skype from my smartphone, communicate, while eating seeds. Mechanically spit the peel straight into the screen. The interlocutor through some shame: Suri that did not answer, something got in the eye! He killed!

xx: Okay, but you have to take into account, if you want to have rights on me, you will get duties. So you are cunnilingus, and...
xy : ) )
xx: I'm trying to come up with a male equivalent of borst, don't get out of mind...
xy: I can pull the stick))
XX: Oh what a clever one! Minet and borst every day you want, and the shelf to wrap once a year will need to be, and that is not a fact! So you will also be wrapped in the cunnilingus:"Headache hurts", "I don’t have those days today", "I’m tired"...
XX is invented. A shelf, such a shelf. You’ll be shooting the day before, carefully!!! Close the hole and pull it again. Well, or scrape the crane every day, and collect it again.
Xy: No, well his naphig, such a joint life. I’d rather go to dinner with my mom.

(from comments to the article on sparring with the iPod)
Do you get 81 lbs?
WOW: It is almost. I remember at school, a grandmother-teacher of German under 90 years of age openly told us seven classmates, "Hey, why are you holding your hands under the barrel? You are engaged in onanism?" - after this moral trauma, I fixed for my whole life that the main success of writing is when my hands are over the counter :)

... suddenly it became clear that their specialty was not certified, and all were taken to the army.

By the way, it is not funny at all, and it does not depend on the quality of the universe. The fact is that the specialty in principle cannot be certified until it was first issue in the university. Therefore, the first 5 years after the opening of a new specialty in the university, all its students fall into the risk group. And here it all depends only on the availability of the leadership of the university of the necessary links and the ability to negotiate with the local military committee.

Comments on Youtube

xxx> the first
yyy> gangbang
zzz> You have pretty exotic names

Reel
If you go out in the winter, I will invite you to a cup of something delicious.
Loki
The main thing is not to go to Esmarch.

miss_mody@lj: I still believe that a person should not drink milk after giving up their breasts)
Zloradskij: Well, I don’t remember anything to refuse them. Unless they are terrible...

From the Fish Forum:
Somics are great fish! I had them when I was a kid, but their puppy ate them cry.
Fuck the puppy.

I read the news in the morning:
Hurricane in America
Flooding in Venice
War in Syria
The whole world is celebrating Halloween!

I’m going to Booth today. Meeting a 27-year-old mother with a son who is four years old. My son says, “Mom, you’re not right. My mom says, I am wrong. You are wrong! “No mom, you are not right. Mother: Why is this? Because you are a woman!!! to

We are standing in the evening with my wife at the entrance, waiting for a taxi. I see a guy walking on the sidewalk. It goes under the light of the lamp, we look, and his face is all broken in the mud. And he goes so quietly and sings something under his nose. With such a face, you should slip, not walk! They already wanted to stop him, as it came out that he was a Zombie, and today 31.10. Here's the guy, probably over our faces afterwards :)