Supernatural, Season 1, Episode 16, Shadow Killer. The first victim, the winchesters come to the apartment, isolated connect the spots of blood on the carpet, get a symbol.
Sam asks Dean, have you seen him before? He answers – no. It shows the symbol itself.

This is the currency of the Sims!! to

Call the Winchester, I know who the killer is!

News: "Zenit" lost Hulk before the decisive match in the Champions League.
Iron Man refused to replace, negotiations are ongoing with Captain America.

XXX is:
Do you always be drawn to any evil that the Orthodox avast does not satisfy?
YYYY :
I want exotic.
The xxx:
Fuck the gentleman.
YYYY :
I am for traditional sex.

Tomorrow is the Royal Night.
XXX: End of the Holidays
I will walk in the streets, smash the passers with toothpaste, burn fires and tell the legends of the pioneer star.
Q: Should I start calling now?
XXX in the Kashgar?
YYYY: Yes
XXX: Called :) I and the sanitarians

In the shop:
Young man, will you take a package?
No, thank you, I’ll bring the car in my hands!
Take a Mercedes and save money on packages.
It was enough for Mercedes :)

A young and pregnant woman wanted a snail. I bought, I brought. In the evening I come - the fish is not ready, the girl is crying. She cleaned the shovel and found a small fish inside. Well, now he cries - how, the pregnant fish was killed and almost eaten. Elijah assured me that the fish are not livestock.

I watched how the crows were entertaining.
A strong wind. On the field at the concrete fence sits a few crows. From time to time, one of them takes off and tries to fly against the wind blowing in the direction of the fence. But the forces are not equal, none can surpass the wind, and it takes it to the side where it sits. Then the lost bird takes off the fence, makes a wide circle and returns to the other players. The other crows at this time are bullying. It seems that you even hear this noise repeatedly:"Low-a-k!"

MardJane: p.s: I did so myself in 11th grade of school - I found a comfortable boy from the MGU, with whom I started dating before entering school.
But then she met Shchegla and left the boy without any doubts.
kakaxa: And then such babies at 30 find themselves with 2 children alone and wonder what kind of goats are.

I am a graduate student. I do not want to write a dissertation. I want my scientist.

What is your cat busy with?
Which is % cleansing.)
Is it washing?
The pigeon eats...

If you drink with every joy, sorrow will come by itself.

We go into the office with my mother and make a gift for the apartment. I am an uncle of 102 kg, height of 183, not a gift.
Woman at the table: So here are Ivanova Anna Petrovna, Ivanov Sergey Nikolaevich...
I: Yes
A woman putting some (not important) paper on the table: Who of you Anna Petrovna, sign...

...I approached and took the pen – I was offended, screaming...

Children, remember, “coffee” and “whisky” are “he.” “It’s shit and the Ministry of Education!

The neighbor separated from the man, sad. They dropped the products with her. She went to the common kitchen to prepare a salad with crab sticks. I am hungry and my stomach is swallowing.
It takes 30 minutes, an hour. No one asks me to eat. I go to the kitchen, annoyed, well, why can you cook there so long?
And she put his name out of crab sticks, standing out of corn grains now laying around the flower and crying.

I watched two films with Bruce Willis. Both films were recently released. In both, Bruce is a positive hero (who would doubt). In both pictures, epic battles with all sorts of fucking people take place in the same workshop, on the same site. Even the graffiti on the walls are the same. Hollywood is dressed.

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On the birthday of a neighbor in my girlfriend's dormitory (the girlfriend herself, Nastya, is absent):
We prepare meals, friends (p) and name (s):
Oh, what a beautiful bowl! Their own?
and – no, Nostin (
Serving the table:
What beautiful plates! Their own?
And no, the cold...
At the end of the evening, everyone divides, I hear the end of my ear about myself:
What a good guy, careful, caring, educated!!! Their own?
and – No, Nathan... = ((

She made meat in French. He made an entirety. We forget that we have it. So the meat was in the oven of the plate for about a week until, naturally, the smell did not guess and remember. The whole family had the flu and no one smelled it.
My wife tells me: I open the oven, and there is a mold of three centimeters. I ask, did he not talk to you? Almost yes, my wife replied. I remembered the picture from People in Black 2 and imagined – you open the oven, and you from there – Be Famous, Jay. Congratulations to Jay!

The man-eaters spoke 30 words. Modern girls in social networks have gone further: they have 5 words to communicate: clear, understandable, mmm, well, and norms.

Mikhail Zhvanetsky (MK)

We had Tychon, a black, lame, struggling Odessa cat with blades. He came to us to sleep. Sleeping, shaking his legs, all day, it could be carried for 1 leg. Where was he at night? Looking for love adventures in different courts. Tikhon gave birth to a lot of children, like him. I, looking at him, began to suspect that cats also have sexually transmitted diseases. Tychon was not sick, but I had no doubt that he was rolling unknown where and entering disorderly connections. Although my dad, a doctor, said that cats don’t get sexually transmitted diseases, it only occurs in humans. After the turbulent nights, Tychon slept with us like a barley, but at the same time, in general, kept the refrigerator, which had to be opened with him. As someone approached, a loud voice immediately sounded out:"Miau, what is it? Let’s look at it!" They all looked together. The cat said "About this I would eat!"
Tycho could feed himself. He needed a place to sleep and food if he suddenly disappeared. Not here, but in the neighborhood. The cat could move on its own, and, in my opinion, he was coming to us in the tram.