Only in Russia people think how to mark the end of the world.

I watched the second.
Am: Can you ask why?
I cannot sleep.

by Habra
Nagg
I’ve also stunned — I never thought I’d become a programmer — it all started with someone accidentally forgetting me a disc with Visual Studio 6 and an MFC dock.

n0b0dy
This is how programmers grow.

What do you want, that’s Serega!! The man who rides on Cherry Kimo is chewing on a Chinese tablet, a Chinese phone, and a Chinese notebook, but the fox drinks only the most delicious and cleanest selfie, because it’s all about fake!! to

XHH: Only with the coming out of the screens "Summer" begins to truly appreciate and understand Blade...

Laboratory nurses at the Institute of Neurophysiology and waitresses at exotic Asian restaurants occasionally wear their brains.

I work as a teacher in school. In the lesson:
What is horizontal division of labor?
This is when you work lying.
Then give an example of the horizontal division of labor.
and prostitutes.
What is vertical division of labor?
They can also stand.
and abstinence)))

I create something that does not exist in nature. Even after creation, it does not cease to exist. This has never been, has never been, and will never be in this universe. And that barely noticeable reference to magnetized bits in information storage is only a transparent projection into this reality. So transparent that it can be ignored. Even monitors do not display the fruit of my work, they show a huge collection of multi-colored dots with uneven background lighting. And, only, the consciousness of each person materializes my work. Something that is not in this universe and will never be.
I am a programmer. I am sad too.

Krivosheev

Dear Drivers! Those who suffer from inattention, please do not turn on the distance light at night or at night. Yesterday, because of the many idiots who were driving on a long distance, in 5 hours almost blinded! Twice I almost left the road. And now a separate request for those who own cars without a lighthouse corrector and on whom conventional halogens are installed from the factory (in particular Russian automotive machines), put the xenon in the ass that you put instead of your standard lighthouses! You cool to drive in the dark hours of the day with such shady light, but know that the counter stream would very much like you to get your xenon somewhere deep!

Every day I become more and more convinced of the inadequacy of my family and myself in particular.
Yesterday my brother bought a new pot for a cat. An advanced one that is easier to clean and deeper, so that the cat filler would not scatter the toilet. We poured a filler there with the smell of a baby snack, put it in the toilet and we stood three (I, brother and mother) and watched the cat and waited for it to swallow or write in this new bowl.
The cat suspected something was wrong. He dug something in the filler for a long time, accumulated a bunch of this sand under his ass (for convenience apparently) and sat down to watch us as we watched him.

By Ostop Bender (0:01) :
Stas, I hear the sounds from under the chipset.

Stanisław Fedorov (0:01) :
Which?

By Ostop Bender (0:01) :
Steps

Stanisław Fedorov (0:01) :
Ainyapidi

Ordinary Poltergeist

Stap Bender (0:02) :
Then I’ll continue to lace the pool.

She went on an invitation to some magical Chinese massage, which is done with her hands and some small plate. After the massage on the back remained three longitudinal parallel stripes of blue.
I show all this beauty. A man who, after a short contemplation of my back, concludes that it is necessary to have sex right now. I wonder why right now. He replies: "I’ve never fucked a buckwheat!!and "

Excerpts from the questionnaires of secret buyers

It was strange to me when two cashiers were discussing whether I needed a package or not, and then they both decided that they didn’t need it.

In the Italian word "egg" ("uovo") with one letter is different from "man" ("uomo"), you can legally confuse what happened. Student about holidays in Russia: "There is such a tradition. A man whose ass is stronger takes away a weaker man.

You got your "I fuck... and I want to do a fuck"...
Write this to yourself in the status on social networks! This is not a fucking forum.

No, it’s all shit here.
yyy: disappointing diagnosis, what to say))
Pfff, build a civilization of psyches and proclaim normal people as psyches. All Simply

general sex: (02:53:53 5/11/2012)
More precisely how
general sex: (02:54:50 5/11/2012)
She took and ate the ferry.
general sex: (02:54:52 5/11/2012)
My own
general sex: (02:55:22 5/11/2012)
And I answered her, but the game lost all meaning to me.
general sex: (02:55:41 5/11/2012)
For what is the king alone to do, even if he wins this war?
general sex: (02:56:04 5/11/2012)
Let us be black, we have a soul, a heart, feelings.
general sex: (02:56:23 5/11/2012)
In general, I dared the figures and announced the apocalypse.
Trishka (02:57:11 5/11/2012)
OO
Trishka (02:57:24 5/11/2012)
You have a strange logic, but I get caught up.

Former lovers a year later:
Q: But you’re on the list of people I’ve had great sex with.
P: You too.
Give me five!

Yavanosta, 4 November 2012 at 16:28
How tired of it. Every news is the same. “Today, the government has decided to raise the price of ham and to ban the free sale of toothbrushes. According to experts, this decision will hurt producers of child pornography. Now we will survive!” by Tifou.

One day the child said:
We sit with a loved one, look at a child, catching a toy zebra, jumping around the room with the screams of "qu-qu-qu-qu". I ask him: “Sir, do zebras whisper?” and the child thinks for a few seconds and begins to jump, shouting “Where are you?”
This is childhood logic.