I ask the boss:
Can I go out an hour earlier?
YYY: No, I am going down myself now!

We are going to breakfast.
Do you want me to make a snack?
and yes.
And what one?
The Peloponnese.

xxx: Seledochka trade organization is engaged in retail trade and is on the general tax system
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yyy: "Vodochka" cooperates with the well-known company "Kartoshechka", and their cooperation significantly increases the popularity of the shares of JSC Vodochka" among the population of different levels of income.

[From discussion of the post about the new Boston Dynamics robot on the Hubble]

[xxxx]: They will execute commands: without reflection, without moral obligations, without humanity...
[YYYX]: How are Russian deputies voting?

XXX: They have done it all! I am a girl and I don’t want to work, I want a decree!

Prehistory: decided to call a friend at home, constantly confusing one number
Hello, can you go to the globe?
YYY: Where are you calling?
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YYY: And on what shelf is he lying?
XX: I don’t know, but what is this?
This is Morgue.
And the goats :D

The Habr:
I will tell you more, in my collection of books that shocked me, there is a modest book in the soft cover of "50 dishes of potatoes", the publishing house, in my opinion, the University of Stavropol, 1992 edition (yes, then everyone turned as he could).

So, on the last pages, apparently because of the university influence, a list of used literature is given. Guess what book was there?

is right! 100 cups of potatoes :)

For this I love the robber, that when our team loses, I can sit on a hill to get milk with a baked bread and eat in invize, watching the vares, paladins, magicians, prysts, hants tear in pieces.

Tomorrow I’ll be calling the council (((
Zzzz - What is it? You are almost excellent.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh History test - all the answers are correct. At the end of the question, if desired. What does "son of the regiment" mean?
xxx - Written - "Son of the prostitute whom the whole regiment wiped".
The husband roasted like a horse, said he will not go to school - logically, in theory)))

My brother surprised me today:
Go and drink whiskey! I am on vacation!
Q: Have you been on vacation for a long time?
The woman is already at the bus station, it must be coming in.

There is such a mood that it can no longer be ruined. (Nothing is there)

25 years ago on the Vienna TV channel was a story dedicated to the Second World War and a monument to the Soviet soldier-liberator of Vienna. The point was that the Austrian grandmothers cared for the graves of our fallen soldiers. Yes, you read everything correctly. The Ours. The Soviet ones.

When they were asked, “Why are you doing this?” We are taking care of the graves of Soviet soldiers, these boys, these children of their mothers, hoping and believing that you are taking care of the graves of our sons.

While men instinctively prove their power, a woman remains first and foremost a mother, a sister, a daughter... with her female heart.

Advertisement on the entrance door: “Dear ladies! Please bring lovers from the local, neighbors have nowhere to park!“”

X: I got a funny login short.
x: In the login, the subscriber's residence address is encoded:
"populated place, the first letter of the street, the number of k.number and some letter"
X: I live at the address s.Yam, ul. The South D. 13a and k.1
x: according to the formula, make a translate login)
Tagged with yamud13ak1
X is good)

The first law of the zombie apocalypse: be a human and you will be drawn.

The C Forum:
Zhenya
Please tell me how much condoms should be used during sex.
Ephesus
3-4, depending on the level of illumination and weather conditions

1: And we had some strange temperature regime in the toilet in Moscow. As if the hot walls, very hot and quickly began to boil with boiled cocoa.
Gods, turn off my imagination

Recently, my friend and I had sex in the apartment we live in. Apartment on the third floor, under the windows of the lodge, of course, the yard. It was already dark, there was almost no one on the street. So here. The girlfriend expressed her enthusiasm very loudly, not thinking about the fact that the windows are open tightly, and on the street, it must be heard. After her last stone we froze... And there is a voice from below, from the courtyard: “What, have you finished?” Not thinking for a long time, the girlfriend answers: “Yes, it’s quiet, and she replies: “Funny, five points.”

I work as a manager. The resident calls:
Give ka, brother, fire to the batteries! So we got the swallow.
Do you have no heating?
A: There is! But it ends quickly...

MUZOFOB: Sidorchuk learned about the zombie apocalypse not in the first week, because pedestrians on lighting were rushing to his car as usual.