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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72086
 25.10.2012
Hi my good.
Hi dearly –
What do you do? Arrived long ago?
I just ate, I arrived 20 minutes ago.
Please let me know when you are released.
In three minutes...
I have already eaten :-*
Sunny, can I call you a shredder?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72085
 25.10.2012
I had a tough childhood – I was forced to pump the mattress.
Yyy: Yes, tough...especially if the mattress is not rubber but normal :D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72084
 25.10.2012
I read on one website an article on neurology, about reflexes, at the very end of the passage:
One of the early symptoms of multiple sclerosis is the absence or sluggishness of abdominal reflexes — all or only some. Abdominal reflexes can also be sluggish and with tension, abdominal muscles due to diseases of the abdominal organs. When building and insulation you will definitely need a glass coating, which can be purchased at low prices and with delivery.
O to LOL?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №72083
 25.10.2012
In the topic of the Apple Loss of another patent dispute:

Konstantinius: 30 trucks will go back to Samsung :-)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №72082
 25.10.2012
What about your camera? Why does not work?
I fell with him into the waterfall.( by

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72081
 25.10.2012
Koyalnik Hrenov: When on Saturday, a passing chief noticed that I was a native palace worker, it became a little strenuous.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72080
 25.10.2012
A group of three students (two girls and one boy) did the task. failed to. The boy approaches me and gloss: "Don’t put Katie and Natasha three! Give them five! I was the egg of discord!".

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №72079
 25.10.2012
XXX: Vekselberg became the richest man of the Russian Federation. He has $18 billion. To imagine how much it is, put all your money and add another $18 billion.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №72078
 25.10.2012
...
How well do you know Matthew? :)
-Somewhere between: "What is Fakin Matan?" and "Currently, we have a Matan" =D

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72077
 25.10.2012

With Picaboo. 
Which word can’t get a rhythm.
 Here are simple words with a complicated rhythm: LIFE
Fuck it = (
Bravo to you 😉))
Fallur: Sorry, I thought we were in an association

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №72076
 25.10.2012
xxx: heard the joke that the company is afraid to tell Valuev that he will no longer advertise their products?
YYY: Oh yes it is fun. But laughing and laughing, he continues to film in the roles. According to law, he cannot engage in commercial activities.
xxx: Just other deputies are afraid to tell him that he can’t do business :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72075
 25.10.2012
How did you find the website of Habrabrabr?
Go to Google Voice Search :)

[ + 31 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72074
 25.10.2012
An intuitive interface in life.

I came to one of the offices for work and after a while asked them (pardon) for a sorting. They point me to the door at the end of the hallway and give me a tablespoon. I really wore for a long time. A helpful imagination threw me a few pictures of using a spoonful in the sorting. When I still gathered my exploded brains into a pile and asked them, it turned out that their sortir is closed to a lock with a lock and the door is opened and to open it they smash the tongue of the lock with a spoon. No... Well, it’s for everyone without explanation...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72073
 25.10.2012
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yyy: Yes my son
Pater, I have sinned!
XXX: I didn't lick under a cat's neck photo!
We are not all without sins.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72072
 25.10.2012
She: I was at the worst doctor today.
He has a logopedist?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72071
 25.10.2012
<qwerty55190> how to change the nick?
<MALEI> /nick bvz
qwerty55190 is now called bvz

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72070
 25.10.2012
In the mailer news, an explanation of the storm warning:
... fog, ice, ice sheet, strong wind, snowfall, rain, strong ice, dust storm

Free download, without registration and without SMS.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72069
 25.10.2012
Kodai: Oh, I want to drink, I want to get up at twelve and go for tea.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72068
 25.10.2012
Sungrey: In addition to the presence of calories in food, there is another thing like their digestibility. Gasoline, for example, is very calorie, what’s the point?
Solar_Wind: Vodka is very high in calories.
jsnk: that’s all the alkas are so strong and muscular

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72067
 25.10.2012
I lay on the couch a little drunk. I watched telecast. I wanted to chew the cat, but he is nowhere in sight. I automatically pick up the phone to tap on the cat, and by putting my finger over the buttons, I realize I’m a dumb man... But I was extremely surprised when the cat mulled under his side in the blanket. There was nothing left to do, he said, “Allo.”

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