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[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71706
 18.10.2012
Agr3ssiv: Of all the guards of a girl, there must be at least one Administrator... who has full access to the body.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71705
 18.10.2012
From the dialogue:
You can’t beat the girl on the pop!
Then in the head. They do not care. They are married.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №71704
 18.10.2012
I made him a slave yesterday. A map dedicated to the 30th anniversary of the Air Force model. He called it XXX (Roman numbers). Within 20 minutes, all my neighbors looked sadly at the shoe photos.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71703
 18.10.2012
I have not given up on these regular spa procedures.

I want regular sleep procedures, fucking!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71702
 18.10.2012
I work in the oil tower.
He works with us. His real name is Frodo.
Everyone calls him "Lord of the RIG"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71701
 18.10.2012
A programmer comes to the head of the department and says, “Who are you?” Give them those. The task!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №71700
 18.10.2012
I go with a friend and eat ice cream. After a while of silent dining, a friend who tasted a three-colored, layered ice cream or frozen juice says: "How interesting is it that each layer has its own disgusting taste..."


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71699
 18.10.2012
Nadia, the advertisement is over!
I hug my mom here. So funny. It is warm, soft and smells like pasta with cheese.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71698
 18.10.2012
From the resume of the candidate (with humor everything is fine with the girl):
Education: 2003 - Commercial and Economic College, Commercial Activities, Commercial Studies (in this school I started smoking)
Experience of work: (......describes where and who worked) The only disadvantage is the fool.
Key Skills: Resistant to stress and falls from height, easy to learn and not easily untrained, developed sense of personal significance. I easily find a common language with birds and animals, as well as with staff and colleagues. A dedicated lady, not a flamboyant and balanced housewife. Experienced PC user, quick test replacement. I have an active lifestyle at home. Driving license for more than 2 years (confident driver, but sometimes riding on high bardures)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71697
 18.10.2012
xxx: parasitizes inside a person, sometimes activates and begins to eat it from within - is that what?
Tagged: worms
ZZZ: The Conscience

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №71696
 17.10.2012
Q: What kind of animal is it?
WOW: Dog and Cat
Q: What is the name of the dog?
Tagged with: omka
A cat is an ampere?
Dad is a physicist, x*li.. ))
You still lack a full picture of the hammer of Voltaire :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71695
 17.10.2012
KS> The idiotism of the countries winning the air conditioner. Why in the summer you have to pull the coat specifically for the office, and in the winter to dress up to one T-shirt?

[ + 47 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71694
 17.10.2012
You painted us:
Tired of the mail. Do you know how it is to work there? I represent it. In our city (not the smallest) operator receives 7t.r. Their job is catching. Customers can spend the whole day paying a mortgage. And what depends on this girl behind the compound that you show her your nerves??? For her spp you would not even raise your eyes on the psychic. They smile and “come back.” I am not an operator, but an admin. The software that is written for the Post is just hell. The Indians smoke nervously. I have, by the way, a little more. Respect the work of others.

We answered.
1st Low salary is not an excuse to work badly. Teachers are paid little, they should teach schoolchildren to write "karova"? Either you do your business well, or you leave - the third is not given, slavery has long been abolished.
2nd Work should only be respected in one case: if it is of good quality.
Other Questions?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71693
 17.10.2012
My friend-real CO...How - then walked with him, suddenly we see a girl - a bicycle passes by us, away from us by 25 meters and falls...We rush to her, a friend runs first (well I think now will help to get up...), and, no - rushes to her, so, and says - "rush more carefully, otherwise you will fall again", and walked with a sense of duty done further...In general, under my laughter and that girl, I helped her get up))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №71692
 17.10.2012
XXX: What is there?
YYY: ask more specifically
XXX: What is there?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71691
 17.10.2012
When will the government and state apparatus stop electing members and start taking normal people?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71690
 17.10.2012
List of photos from holiday (Turkey/Egypt)
1st Pictures of Water
1.1 Picture on the shore.
1.2 Photo by the shore, but by the ankle in the water.
1.3 Photo of the belt in the water.
1.4 Photographs on stones.
1.5 Photos in the hotel pool.
1.6 photo in the sea on a yacht.
2nd Pictures in the dunes.
2.1 photo standing in dunes in the bandage
2.2 Photo with dunes bandage with a camel
2.3 Photo in two in dunes
2.4 Photos of transport
Three The Evening Photos
3.1 Photo of how I dressed (as) in the cafe
3.2 Food in the coffee shop
3.3 Photographs with food
3.4 Overall photo at the table
4 Photos at the airport

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71689
 17.10.2012
News from Belarus: smugglers beat a border guard and took his phone
Comment:...and gave a slash, which the border guard said he would complain to his brother...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71688
 17.10.2012
Buying a home in the United States:

- And in Odessa and near the sea you can build a house, for the same price, though without 12 cents :)

There will only be one newcomer. There will be Ukraine.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №71687
 17.10.2012
Technical support please. make next to the button "I like" buttons "I am scared" and "I think, or this user in the edge of fucking"

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