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Dialogue at the end of the journey.
So, group, we don’t stretch... we don’t stretch as much as we can repeat! We go out to those buses on the road, see the white ones?
Why are they two? We came in three?
And whoever sits down first, goes away... Why are you all so nervous?

Feodor
Fuck you won’t believe it.
Severe bilateral scotch
It can remove paint from the wall.
But shit, the poster doesn’t hold!

Indeed, we have the Department of Theology at MIFI. In the myth. Nuclear Research University. and nuclear. of theology. by Fuck.

I sit in a line at the hospital next to the registry. On the door to the registry hangs a paper "Call for Home". The door opens, three cute girls come out in an uplifted mood and leave. "They came out", I thought.

by VIO HABRA

XXX is Hi. Interestingly, what is the probability that the random number generator (randomize, /dev/urandom) will give us a text that is completely identical to the content of all volumes of L.N. Tolstoy’s War and Peace.
Is it 2^ (the number of letters of the novel) or much more?

YYY: Each byte must match the corresponding letter. The probability of one coincidence is 1/255. The probability of coincidence of the entire text is (1/255)^n, where n is the number of characters. This is for ASCII.

zzz: This is the number of characters of the alphabet and punctuation in the degree of the number of letters of the novel. In the process of such selection you will receive a nice bonus multi-volume with the continuation of "War and Peace" and an alternative option, where Andrey Bolkonsky is killed by ninja turtles.

Topic from the video of the first channel on how to cook peelings in watermelon.
I cannot understand why?
- on the note of the gastarbayter-trader of strawberries) not all he saverma eat) let diversify the diet of hot food)
- I think there should be a sequel here - how to make something useful from the remaining empty watermelon, a vase there or a night pot )
Obviously something is missing. Drying and filling with yogurt?
I looked at the whole office. Cancelled lunch.
- I think somebody should try to do this )))))))) we can even all the world skynutzo boldchaku on watermelon, peelmen and validol )))
Probably Apple. The love of experimentation.
- Foolish, the phrase "switching peelmen in oatmeal" for me from now on is an apophysis of meaningless action!

M: My brother was married twice. On the same...
J: He didn’t understand everything from the first time?

Yesterday, when I was standing in the kitchen and cooking something, the room suddenly heard such an exhausting cry of a child and a roar that I thought my heart would stop from surprise and the instant thought that something terrible happened. I haven’t run so fast for a long time. It turned out to be a reaction to a spider that suddenly fell from somewhere near him. I don't even know what's worse - that a child is 18 and it's a son (good, a girl) or that with fear he threw in him with a cellphone from the home phone, which no longer works.

By the way
X: I have heard
X: The Department of Theology was introduced into the myth
X is hot?? to
A: I have heard
A temple in the basement.
X: In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit, we will divide this atom.
The atom triedine!
u: in the name of protons, neutrons and electrons, amine

Loft: That’s not the point you’re telling this kind of publicity "I’m a deer". It was invented by a very intelligent man, and probably even a man. Just think, these are just huge catalogues of cheap idiots.

Children’s innocence has no boundaries.
I’m standing, so I’m preparing to eat. A brother sits next to him and suddenly begins to sing, “I am you boom boom boom, you are me boom boom boom... I don’t know where a seven-year-old could hear this, but now it’s not about it... I, as a brother, had to ask, “You know what this song is about?” " of course About the bubble!"

Yandex news tape: Damage on Downing Street: the head of the Ministry of Finance's cat attacked the prime minister's cat

Talk about a 12-year-old son.
Listen, do you control where your son sits on the internet?
WOW: No, what is it?
A prostitute came to me today on his recommendation.

In Russia, everything is mad, either by its excess, or by its lack.

Urry

To the question of the accounting of tenants, I remembered one story from my youth...

My father was a military rocket officer, in the early 80s he worked (that is, served) in some secret "postbox", in which everything was secret. He frequently travelled on multi-month journeys.

In general, the military in the sovkha, if any of the young people do not know, even passports did not have, and their consideration at the place of residence was carried out by the military committee, and not some JEK there.

There was a grandmother in the house, who could not reassure myself that my father lived without a license, not so much worried about the license, but what water, heating and what was still paid by a person. All the bills came to us by mom, dad with his secret as if it wasn’t at all. Here is the fact that someone pays less, caused the grandmother's stormy activity, she burned all the tenants' ears that she would not leave this shame, collecting some signatures.
One day, when my father went to some other trials at the field, this grandmother appeared to us with the local, and the same grandmother from the JEC and began to hit his mother, where his father, why he lives without a license.
Then my father, according to him, decided to “joke a little”... He wrote a statement to the “special” department that the neighbor at the entrance showed an increased interest in his schedule and the place of work, especially her interested in where he goes on a trip, and the places of his trips are an important state secret...
Well, in this spirit, generally understand, comrades Chequists, maybe the grandmother is an agent of imperialist intelligence, and the local authorities (the district and the JEC) consciously or not (and this would also be a good thing to deal with) facilitate her espionage activities.

In the "special" department also apparently jokers worked, I don't know how they joked there.
Only a couple of days later the "ambulance" came to my grandmother, before this grandmother did not complain about her health. Well, when she was released from the hospital, the question with the license was no longer raised.

http://rus.delfi.ee/press/mk_estonia/kvadratnye-metry-sami-ne-musoryat-pochemu-platu-za-vyvoz-musora-berut-s-zhilploschadi-a-ne-s-zhilcov.d?id=64973496&com=1&s=1&no=0

It only floats shit. You have to dive behind the pearl.

From Yandex-Market - description of the tea:

A terrible model. There is nothing else to expect from this manufacturer. I bought my sister (she’s stupid, she doesn’t understand anything in technique).

and :)

The Fugitive:
> I live in China
> I live in Japan
> I live in the USA. I have a question: have they all been evacuated from Russia?

No, whoever needs to go here for you.

I saw a troll 80 lv today. Sitting in installation
Waiting for the bus. This person passes and he hears such a characteristic whisper, a message on the android,
The guy spotted a message one-on-one like on Android.
I’ve never seen so many people pulling.
In the pockets.