From Pattinson’s interview:
“I’ve always liked weddings,” Rob confessed in another interview. I was not on many of them. My old friends started getting married. In a sense, it’s scary, but I think you can always get divorced.” Romantic, you can’t say anything. When the journalist noticed that it wasn’t so easy to get divorced with children, Rob replied, “Yes, it’s so, but you can have a lot of children and then get the best.”

Married 13.13.13 with the words "Yes, this is the perfect date for a happy marriage". In a few seconds I felt something was wrong.)

The RIA News:
"RF will allocate 2 million in 2013 aid to Palestinian refugees"

And his Russian girl sent a wheelchair a year after her death!!! to

Do you have headphones for 2K? You are not a meloman.
Yyy: They are armed with a kewler.
xxx and what?
YYY: They can blow people! :e is

Here is a funny song.
I don’t have a sound (
He: there sing "owu,owu,a-a-owu,a-a-owu"
He: and in the background funny, a thousand thousand
She: How beautiful it is!! to

XXX: I met a girl here! and by chance!
All acquaintances with girlfriends are accidental.
XX: Oh, and described by the Gauss distribution.

Sergey: Upload this collection is not recommended. The quality is disgusting (TV only 40 inches), I personally feel sorry for my child’s eyes, the sound is good!

BU: I recommend you read a bit of the distribution description, and don’t watch, video for mobile with a resolution of 176x96, on a 40 inch TV!

ONA: I have nothing to add.
Sergey, of the 587 people who downloaded, you are the only one who distinguished.

and Alpha Rock:
I’m fucking out of my office! I didn’t get a salary, but I did not get a salary. xD

I want to eat and sleep.
What are your landed desires?
I want to eat and sleep on the skyscraper

What do you do to make your stomach flat?
and em.
...??O O O O
Otherwise burned...

Vladislav: How much money do you have?
Dmitry: My company brings me hundreds of billions of dollars each year
But not about the future.
I have about 90 rubles.
Wow, my liver is broken.

Reviews of Mummy:

I drank a mummy for five days and got two more legs.

The chief today at work crossword decides: is responsible for heredity..... hm..... by the letters, it fits, as the newspaper is called, Funny Steam Car?????? Children from 5 to 15 years old??? They are teaching the children!!!! to
I: Sasha, it is a gene
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I thought they could not know about the fox and inheritance at 5 years!

X: What is the joke, about this Austrian jump, well he jumped, well he overcame the speed of the sound, what is the joke?? to
U: No, when it lands, first there will be a slice, and then only BLUE!! to

When asked why he didn’t want to get married immediately, but to live six months together, he replied: I can’t send the product to the store without testing it.

111: Formulated by work: "I am not a bad man, but I am a lawyer"

Another drop of mail.
I live in Canada, my husband ordered me a piece of Venetian glass as a gift (I don’t need it, but it doesn’t matter). The package went a long time - almost a month. Why is? The package collapsed, the thing broke. so they ordered exactly the same, priorly informing the recipient in writing. That is why it took a long time.

I once had a colleague, a Turgenev girl. When the programmers started mating, she wrote angry letters to the general office mail.

At the same time, the lady in her youth studied at the courses of car trailers, and took the practice at the honourable STO, in the remzone.

To my question, "What do you say when the 15th wheel falls on your foot from the elevator," she sincerely replied, "Oh, what a disaster."

If instead of Felix Baumgartner, Kerzhakov jumped, he would fly past Earth.

The Good Morning!
How did you get home normal yesterday?
The journey alone was not long, how did you get there? Did not sleep?
Okay, as always after the date.
I sat in the cafe, you just drank, then took you home, came home, boycotted and went to bed. As it is sung in the legendary song of Semena Slepokova – I am still “Not Like Everyone”