Conversation of web designers:
I'm still grey always doing #babebe
#dadada, a great idea!

Review of the Core i7 3960X

FoXLee: The Processor Family :D

Self i7, wife i5, child i3, dog Celeron

The Siberian Jazz 16:06
I’m a pig, I’m a pig (I’m a pig)
Ivanych 16:08
You would see me after the Big Mac.
The Siberian Jazz 16:10
On the pants of the coatlet - grill, on the shirt, sauce cheese, cucumbers, salad, in trousers, trousers in a baked bread, only so, and this is Big Mac))

tabula_rassa: 21.12.2012 falls on Friday.

A new horror series. "Coursework " (Conversation with a student)

Bone, here is another question. We bought an iromba vacuum cleaner. He is constantly hitting my chair and trying to rape him. I push him back, he comes here again, and begins to rape him again. Could you advise me?
He doesn’t want to rape you, he wants to rape you. You see how he tries. Signs of attention to you. I want to get to know him and feel new feelings. I don’t have to write any more, I think it will take me away.)
Entry into the world of perfection.)
It can be said)
I am afraid of him now. I get up and turn it off.
“I think he’s just waiting for you to get up from your chair, then turn on the auxiliary engines and land you on the floor.
It is (
Take a scarf and beat it. by stronger
Thirty thousand to beat?
Do you want to be raped by a robot?
and no (
Then go ahead (

After 20 minutes

- I threw his papers, he sucked them all and continues to rape my chair (((
Then let him do what he wants.
I am still a girl (
Fuck and fuck! Rise up! Remove the chair and let it dry!

Read the Russian-Estonian conversation:
I like your capital Tallinn. - Mulle viga meeldin teye pealin riga!
Something tells me that it is not worth reading further.

From corporate mail:
I turn to those who can’t control the mountain antelope and depict it in our wonderfully repaired toilet.
Please reduce your dust and do not go to the toilet in shoes, if it is not possible to curb the pull to the height - at least raise the chair.

Matvijenko against the cancellation of the "zero promile" for drivers in the Russian Federation

Crazy to go, "Walk-glass" against alcohol...

12:52 15.10.2012 Dear Post of Russia I congratulate you on the "Day of Russian Post - July 8".
How you deliver, shit, I congratulate you!! to

I think it was easier to come before.
When there were few people.
Julia: the new one was taken there for lunch and t
Julia: and now
What an ignorance.
I think the poor lady is still ignored.
Nastya: Who is this Masha?

The story ended yesterday at the zoo. A grandmother with a granddaughter, a 6-year-old girl. The child is disappointed with an empty cage with lemurs:
Where are the lemurs?
The grandmother pairs with a completely stone face:
Let the Lemurs die!

Commentary on social advertising about love on YouTube:

by micha1zigun
After watching the video, he confessed to the girl in love. She said something like "You’re very dear to me, but, unfortunately, only as a friend. I hope you will find your love". Thanks to the author of the roll. We will meet in hell.

Commentary on the Stratospheric Jump by Felix Baumgartner.

NASA is testing whether it is possible to send astronauts to Earth from the ISS without a capsule.
"You are funny, and NASA will now require our Samara engineers to save on the drop-down capsules, like we've all tested, you can do without them.

A discussion of the fact that the vandals broke out the surveillance cameras in one of the Vladivostok underground crossings:

xxx: cameras hit, but they are recording at best

YYY: And you should shoot in short rows, let go of the poisonous gas and throw the boilers of boiling resin on the heads of the vandals. The cameras have a chance to survive.

Yesterday, at 15:30 local time, a missile cruiser and a submarine collided near the Pacific coast of the United States. The investigation has already begun, but the guilty will most likely be recognized Kuwait or the UAE.

Aaron... Grandfather stumbled the cable, the flag broke the width and swept on it with taste, on the wire. Only one thing he did not guess - his grandfather worked in some research institute and for some reason brought home a half-toraton transformator of 80 kilovolt, from which he asked for a cable. Eb@zero flag so that fingerprints are left on the #we))

Can we stop inventing history? What is a 80 kilovolt transformer? There are no such. at all. And even if it were, where would he ask the transformator himself? There are no such lines. In the third, in the destroyers of the legends, everyone said correctly, there will be no electric current damage (the current of urine is a lot of varied drops and not a continuous stream as many think). It’s hard to read your stupid fictional stories. And believe from a 10 kilovoltaic wire lying on the ground and under voltage will all put the water in a radius of 7-8 meters. So we would not be able to get around. So you should at least read on the internet before posting your fictional stories. They borrowed!

J: It is not fair! When I make you coffee, I pour milk and sugar, and you put a cup of coffee, a bag of milk and a sugar bar before me!
I: This is Linux, baby.

What kind of kindergarten, right?

My perfect company.
Secretary: 3 size, beautiful, unmarried, without principles
See also: Sm. Secretary
The guardian: a healthy man, protecting from the puzzles that will want to write out the secretary's husband and mom

Dreaming even right, and even the deputy and secretary are not married, but the guard from their husbands protects.

Do you want tea?
He is: No
Do you want tea?
He: I do not know
Do you want tea?
He is: Yes

xxx: I didn’t really understand about the jump – is it now that astronauts will be dropped straight from the orbit?