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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71646
 17.10.2012
He watched the news tape on NTV. The headline of the news - "Grip begins an offensive on children", and underneath it a photo of Onishchenko, putting a candle in the church...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №71645
 17.10.2012
Why do you call him a witch?
YYY: Yes, we went to nature shortly, there to give nearby. We lie on the tents, try to fall asleep, and there the saucer lays. And then Saniek gives out: - Whatever you fall the voice to yourself broke up. The shovel goes to a crisp layer, in a minute it gets stuck. And then we were lying for an hour without a single noise, or will little of us still be cursed.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71644
 17.10.2012
Max: Announcement: "Sold for 30 thousand tons. Everything is normal! Machine name: MICROSOF-C8FF86"
Serabass: It is OK
Serabass: a Working Group
The computer in the living room would still write.
Serabass: Yes
Serabass: Andrei's computer ©

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №71643
 17.10.2012
Gifts, how are you doing?
- No, I ate yesterday... to die a wishes... and today for a lecture for an hour of the day.
Fuck me, fuck me, take the lesson.
I just want to read a lecture...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71642
 16.10.2012
You can try your luck"
and" the downturn No happiness will endure my torture"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71641
 16.10.2012
The son does "Preparation for the EEG. The literature. Three classes"
Question: By what characteristics is the work - "The Tale of King Saltan" a fairy tale?
One of the correct answers is that in it the good triumphs over the evil.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71640
 16.10.2012

This admin...

I work with admin.
I understood that it was time to tie when, going into the shower, by habit, I grabbed a pack with a clamp, connectors instead of a pack with soap and soap.

Fuck... well, in your opinion, the administrator must chase with the screw and connectors for all the days... Well, once did the admin... And with the screw you are not the administrator, but the CONNECTOR!!! to

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71639
 16.10.2012
xxx:Yesterday the chip was.I put on the high temperature washing machine dofeihua things;there was my red bike, it turned out that at high temperature it is painted.In short,I am a proud owner
pink socks, pink caresses, black and pink towels and jeans in the style of a blue gepard jacket.Lesha was afraid to imagine what would be if he threw his clothes as he wanted.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71638
 16.10.2012
Sokol13: the help guy
Socrates 13: Short
Sokol13: I have a stalk in the stall
sokol13: I load the storage and literally die in two seconds
Patrick Hunt: Download and quickly drop all the artifacts.
Sokol13: Listen, I now have almost maximum radiation
Sokol13: What to do?
Patrick Hunt: Drink vodka, eat sausage.
Chapter 13: The Fuck
Sokol13: I have neither the one nor the other
sokol13: the whole refrigerator interrupted
Patrick Hunt: Fool, drink vodka and eat sausage in the game!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71637
 16.10.2012
We all accept licensing agreements as they are.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71636
 16.10.2012
Forest, dedication to the first students of Mehmat MGU. Organizers in different locations are negotiating on a racial basis.
Ruslan is reception. I need bracelets for the first-country, we are done!
The reception...
Do you hear? The bracelets are over.
What other bracelets? I have no bracelets.
What kind of nonsense is that? You are leading them! They all have you! Where are you now?
I have nothing. I sit in the camp.
You are one of the main organizers.
I am a doctor, not an org.
What kind of doctor? I need a Ruslan-org, not a Ruslan-medic!
I am not Ruslan. I am bored too.
and Ruslan!by 11

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71635
 16.10.2012
Film search, trade "Christophe Walz as Gorbachev".

I respect Waltz, but Gorbachev... I don’t even imagine!
Is it so difficult for them to call the roles of Russian actors? It would be cheaper than Western stars.
NNN: I do not want to be with you, Serezha Bezrukov would be able to cope with the hurr!)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71634
 16.10.2012
A four-month-old cat stopped passing under the closet. Now, he only puts his head under the closet and feels safe.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71633
 16.10.2012
XXX: I have no money.
YYY: I have it. Are you already in extreme? I am a man after all.
To tell you later that I owe you something for this ticket?
xxx: And I didn't say that - I have money, but I don't have them.)
Who washed your brain so much? What is Schrödinger’s money?
Well, they’re... But they’re putting off buying a refrigerator.
I’m better than the refrigerator! ?
XXX is true? That refrigerator I have now was still with my parents, he is at least 20 years old, and it still works, though not so well. Are you sure you are able to live with one woman at least half of that time?
YYY: Fuck, are you all like you can guess everything in advance? 10 years, and in 10 years anything can happen!And we are already talking about the wedding?You have already planned to move to me?
YYY: You would ask me what I want my kids to call!
XXX: I’m not sure. I support a long-term and stable relationship. 1:0 for the refrigerator.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71632
 16.10.2012
Representatives of the Russian Post, a few people from the city clinic, a man 10 from the passport table, as many from the accounting office of the GCC... Well, they needed to gather today at the MREO GAI.... Whether the right to get, whether to remove the car from the register, whether the numbers to get.. They came (thought that the first), - at six in the morning, and they left there, burning at six o’clock in the evening...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71631
 16.10.2012
Admin, add up.
The maximum length of the name.
which can be given
Website in the Builder.
To be able to write
for example Vse-poslednie- nahodki.xhtml instead, let’s say
All posts in.xhtml. It is relevant
It will not overload the server.
Considering that for others
Formats of files restrictions
There is no name length. thank you!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71630
 16.10.2012

The light did not turn on at the entrance tonight. I sit at home and meet my daughter from school. And we are so alive, the crowd goes here until late at night. Every second is on the phone. The entrance is dark, the nearest lamp is also extinguished - people are almost not visible, only silhouettes, and their lively bumping in nowhere.
A psychiatric walk in autumn.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71629
 16.10.2012
Blues: Late autumn... This is the time of year when a cat can afford to be offended and proudly go to sleep on the battery.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №71628
 16.10.2012
by titan137
On Friday, Russia unexpectedly won against Portugal 1:0.
On Monday, the boss was sitting in his office extremely tough - don't approach.
The lights were turned off for some reason, there was only one that fell from the window.
Those who came out understood the reason, but did not even discuss with a whisper.
The boss had his right eyebrows shaved.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71627
 16.10.2012
Brother and wife bought a cat of the rough British breed. My name was Elton John. Insulted...

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