Ohhh, never ever! Never in my life!! I'm not going to eat chicken shake at McDake because of this idiotic advertisement! Let it be their failure! I’m not going to eat at McDonald’s.
You are your own deceit!

xxx is a puppy. All of! I am tired!! to
yyy: Go to a leash or tie lesson.
YYY: And I am with my suggestions until the fuck)))

Q: I will sell tickets for the concert of Lara Fabian, which will take place on 27-28 October in Kiev. It was bought as a gift, but the circumstances were so that a man could not go.

W: Who is Lara Fabian, that she tickets 600 UAH for 22 RYAD! Sho for nonsense! Lady Gaga or something like that?

Y: This is the type of our stase of Mikhailov, only mostly in French and without pizzun.

Q: If you compare Fabian with Gaga and were able to distinguish her from Mikhailov only by gender, then I give you a ticket for 1000 UAH. would not sell.

I want sex
Vlada Sokolova: I have to go
Vlada Sokolova: find someone to fight with
Vlada Sokolova: what is the problem
The chicken: Yes. I am terrible
Vlada Sokolova: Well yes.
Vlada Sokolova: I always forget

I work as a game designer. The second month we release a project, a work-sleep-energy lifestyle, once again with colleagues we ventilate the brains with nicotine, I complain:
In the morning, the nightmare tried to dream, classic, with mysticism and monsters. Apparently the address was wrong.
A colleague(1), working on an already launched project: Rjal?)))
I: For what reason? I am a gimmick. He balanced, corrected the gameplay and passed.
Colleague (1) RJET, positively to him...
A colleague(2), with a missing view: The concept recorded?

That’s when I realized who we have the real gaming designer.

XXX: This is a disgrace
I will complain to the higher authorities.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yesterday I drank and had to drive my wife.
Sitting in his car on the passenger seat experienced a cognitive dissonance terrible.
I was sitting in a chair, and my ghostly hands and legs were trying to drive the car.
WOW: is it how? What Are Phantom Hands and Feet?
If you ever controlled a combat robot with a neural helmet, you would understand how it was.
Did you manage?
Oh yeah m...

Have you tried Apple apples?

Domophone ringed at two o’clock at night and said with a lively young voice:
Delivery of sushi.
“Thank you, I don’t eat,” I answered darkly.
It’s not you, it’s 62.
Go there and call.
The homeopath does not work.
- Then eat yourself, - I allowed and turned off.

I got married.Woman is a brick and smart, built a house, excellent job, a high salary, bought a new business class foreign brand.All in chocolate.Start to appear girls from the past single life, who sewed me off before, when it was nothing.

by De.PFacebook stubbornly did not want to register me, Ivan Sidorov. But with pleasure registered Avtandil Armageddonov.
by De.PWhy is this discrimination of Ivanov Sidorov?

Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny I can only write to you here, I hope you see! I love you, Oleg of Che.

Recommendations for Cheap Plans:
xxx: Heats up, holds the charge poorly, bought 2 identical children, one died.

I don’t think even in England they don’t drink as much tea as the Russian students drink in the community.

The questionnaire:
Smoking: Only when I drink
Alcohol only on holidays
Drugs: add a festive mood))

One acquaintance, always silent, depressed and thoughtful, asks: "And in honor of what grandmother the confectionery factory was named?"?"

Pippa Surinamskaya:...My friend works in a children’s clinic. She said that one doctor recently received a serious complaint from the mother of the child: instead of adequate treatment, the doctor insisted on advising her mother to communion and confess.

SMS from my brother (a devil fan):

I finally bought myself a gift disc of the devil 3 in a box, etc. A thousand rubles. Do you know what lies there? 2 kilobytes file with a link to download the game BLEAT! >_<

Go to the cat exhibition tomorrow.
Why Why?
What does it mean why? There will be coaching! Who are you!! by Fuck! You don’t like coconut?!! to
I’m afraid I won’t leave there alone...

Ilya
Hi, this is Vichy. Do you know where the smoke is?

Egor
This is Artem. I have no idea, to be honest...