From one forum:
I repaired the bank today.
There are a lot of grandmothers, aunts, they can’t take away.
I approach, and there is a Windows error on the screen.I took this window and closed it (touch screen) and it all worked.
That’s how I’m a hacker.
Rejoiced one voice of aunt- "And we have been waiting for you here for an hour, forever your ATMs are not working".and :)

I apologize for the off-top!

Information for Freelancers.

For all of us there will always be the risk of becoming deceived "the employer"!

One of these is a person with the ICQ number 6four2nine2five5nine0
I periodically follow him, and after all, a slider appears every time in the network with new info.
Just an idiot, an idiot and an idiot!

Do not let God you encounter him, send him at once with all your native vocabulary or in accordance with your education! At the same time you can send "Hello" from George. I will not forget the century.

It is a real human insult and a desire for revenge.
and support!

My girlfriend :
How can your IQ be higher than my if you play computer games?!!!! to

It was healed somehow by my wife to pierce her tongue.
I stand, therefore, in the jewelry department in one store, I buy this same stick in the tongue.
Here is a girl (D) says:
You know that piercing in language has a negative effect on speech.
I am not myself - I am a wife
and a! That means less shit.

He was sick in English. The language, they gave the trainee for a replacement.She hit the car on us and something there captures the whole couple.There the friend steamed and he decided to drop and asks me like English. Will "Can I go out?" well I tell him typically "may I go out?".He rises up and says "may I go out?".That doesn’t even look into his side.He repeats a couple of times.Reactions no.He asks me typically I norm all I say, I answer that everything is OK.He stands up approaches her and again asks "may I go out?".Again nothing.He leanes to the bottom and issues "do you speak English?".

[17.03.2012 22:49:59] Baby_Tiger: The mother-in-law (a therapist) wrote us a list of products.
[17.03.2012 22:49:59] Baby_Tiger: As a result we will buy:
Lamp of WOW
Soap of goat
by Ukrush

Skellzz: Once Master Yoda was also a human, but Coca-Cola and radiation did their job.

In 1927, in the framework of the GOELRO plan in the USSR began the construction of DniproGES. The western press immediately swallowed the bile about this construction. "Lapotny Russia never realizes such a project," the newspapers of the United States, the United Kingdom, France, Japan wrote.
In 1932 DniproGES was built. And it works until now. And he is not alone - all over the former Union, his troops are working, including a huge Brotherly hydroelectric power plant. And there is a very high probability that the electricity that your computer consumes is produced by the GES.
Why am I?
The people are fucking joking over the gloss!! Sit around your offices, produce exclusively none-needed maculature, but rush over what you do not understand - please. But GLONASS will still work. Russia’s future is space. Even if you hurry.
It’s not funny because we’ve already gotten out.

Sorry I'm interrupting you, but I need to tell you that you're a fucking fuck.

Going for a walk without a husband and, painting, singing under the nose " Arthur Piroshkoov will teach the husband of rozhkooov" was clearly a mistake.

I watched F1 on my laptop. My nephew is 7 years old. He looks at the screen and asks, “Do you watch races or play?” could I have asked a question like that when I was a child?

Good morning to you 😉
for whom (
XXX has arrived! Not sleeping all night, the dose of caffeine is close to fatal, the headphones broke, the eyes hurt from the light, but the morning, your mother, will still be GOOD!

We have for a month to the restaurant behind the window the second floor is upbuilt for something.
UUU: Upgrade the tavern to the second level =))

XXX: Fuck, I generally have fun people on the street lately.
YYY :?? to
XXX: In general, I decided to put a slide on my phone to switch the song in the player when it shakes. Logically, to switch the song, it is easy for me to shake my phone. Oh... Of course... I’m on him and crazy, and I’m turning like a fool, and throwing him in my pocket, all this works some time since the 10th, when a bunch of people on the street look at me as a fool.
Therefore, fucking, when I need to get to the bus quickly, half of my playlist is swirling, how to let go!

One day, Diogenes began a philosophical lecture in the city square. No one listened to him. Then Diogenes spoke with the birds, and a hundred birds gathered around. “Behold, Athenians, the price of your mind,” Diogenes said to them. “When I told you wise things, no one paid attention to me, and when I cried like a foolish bird, you listened to me with your mouth shaken. c) Wiki
Look for the analogy yourself.

Let’s put a point in this dispute: "christothali" is an original Russian delicacy.

Kolkav: Well I don't know, you can write about Ivan the Terrible, Boris Godunov on the bad end of the Fake Mithri 1.0 and 2.0 will come together
Badabooom: aa) False Mitry 2.0 with corrected code errors)
Kolkav: False-Mitry 2.0 is fully Russified plus a fixed bug when you are killed, loaded in a cannon and shot in the direction of Poland))

Why do neighbors jump on a jump at three in the night? O_O
Zzz with vodka. 100 to jump.
Yes, they are cultural people :)
zzz: Cultural people under the vodka get extra bonuses. and :)
zzz: The pumped skill of intelligence and the simultaneously applied "vodka rage" effect give + 50 to the "Berzerk" mode. :D
...
xxx: history repeated))) 11 in the morning, again jumping, they change the dislocation? Previously it was from the kitchen, now from the bedroom :D
Zzzz: I don’t think it’s a jump. and 8)))

xxx: Volod, you can imagine, I have all the groups normally written the test, and the 342 went off perfectly!! They are no worse than others, they are striking.
The eagles are! And when they wrote, not from 3 to 5 coincidentally? 😉
Yes, at 15:15 you sit down, and why do you?
yyy: And I put from 3 to 5 routers new, there was no wifi :), Hi students! )))

Astrologers have announced the month of Mass Effect 3. The Galaxy is shrinking from the number of people who want to save it