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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73547
 29.11.2012
from porntorrent, topic "I am looking for porn with a hook"
In fact, the dream of childhood. There are comics, every piece made in five minutes, and someone has seen something serious?
2) I had somewhere in the house rolled a gait at 56...
I can fuck it for you and shoot it on video. It will cost only 5,000 rubles.
For 10,000 rubles, I can send a gauge and do what you want with it.
My childhood dream will come true! will go? and :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73546
 29.11.2012
The schedule for December holidays - 20 -preparation for the end of the world, 21 -the beginning of the end of the world, 22 -the official celebration of the end of the world, 23 -the end of the world, 24 -rest after the end of the world, 25-26-.... New Year's Mornings and Christmas trees... New Year, New Year holidays.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №73545
 29.11.2012
Discussion on the news tape about awarding a handless athlete with a tablet:

Oleg AAA: I would better give a bigger plasma that <...>
blablabla: plasma for blind athletes is attached, not here, everything is thought out in advance.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73544
 29.11.2012
Discuss the benefits and harm of sugar
It is obvious that saccharose is an unusual product for us. To get these two tablespoons of sugar, which are in a pack of ice cream, you need to drink with carrots juice or, at least, dry breeze.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73543
 29.11.2012
Go with us on a night fishing trip? Z is. Do you have a boat engine?
WOW: Thank you, I can't give a direct answer right now, there is an interfamily conflict.
Q: How is the family?
WOW: People I’ve seen only once (the parents of my sister’s husband) want me to go with them for a weekend to the country, which fucking knows where 150 km away, for a whole day, they’re going to do something there, and I’m going to cook a fence for them at that time.
Why willn’t their son cook them the fence?
WOW: Because my sister doesn’t want to go there and she has tainted her husband (their son) for this weekend!!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №73542
 29.11.2012
When a mother buys a chocolate to her son, the dad, in order to teach the child to the realities of life from childhood, bites from the tiles 13%

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73541
 29.11.2012
I have a very developed instinct of self-preservation.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №73540
 29.11.2012
Recently there was a violent fight under the window, with screams and thunder. The neighbor from the bottom put the columns on the window and turned on the music from the 'Dumb Village'... even the participants of the fight were laughing.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73539
 29.11.2012
When I buy cigarettes in the shops, the saleswoman asks me if I’m 18, sadly I answer: “No more.” It’s been almost 10 years since I wasn’t eighteen (

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №73538
 29.11.2012
Someone asked here:
The xxx:
In principle, I like the idea of carrying Sherlock Holmes these days. But I can’t think in my head that he is so clever, that he knows history and literature and that he doesn’t know about Conan Doyle and his books. Or he knows and innerly whispers every time, calling his name...

I answer, but it has been transferred to this day, and not copied. Do you feel the difference? Cut to put. So "in those days"he is no longer there.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73537
 29.11.2012
Every year there are new epidemics of flu, fever and malaria in the world, and the WHO is still there.

[ + 79 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73536
 29.11.2012
“But the salt must be hidden.”

Residents of the Spanish city of Seville protesting against the construction of another mosque in their city have come up with a way to help themselves in this situation.
They buried the dead pig in the place where the mosque was to be built, and broadly informed the press about their “evil.”
Islamic law prohibits the construction of mosques on the “pested swine land.”
As Arthur Kalmeyer writes in his blog, the Muslim community had nothing left but to cancel the ready-to-build project (the land was sold to the Muslim community by the Spanish state authorities).
No protests or demonstrations were needed. Superstition worked like a clock! :)

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73535
 29.11.2012
and toast.
I have colleagues at work. I have neighbors in the house. I have a heart in my chest. So let’s drink for it to knock!

[ + 50 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73534
 29.11.2012
My friend was looking for satellite images for her project in the universe. And since she needed high-resolution photos, she logged on to the NASA website, downloaded them from there and went to school. In the evening in the mailbox she was already waiting for a email from NASA with the question of finding her so many of their photos.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №73533
 29.11.2012
Still a well-known stereotype that all the zombies will talk "Mozzgiya!And he is unfaithful. I think, for instance, the zombie-ex-lovelas will say “Sosskiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiy
by Kiorajt [WW]

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73532
 29.11.2012
The beginning of the article about the fact that Samsung released a model in the form of an electric guitar:
Since Apple owns the rights to a rectangular with rounded edges, designers are looking for alternative shapes for gadgets.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73531
 29.11.2012
The xxx:
I loved such experiments at 11 years and gastritis earned myself)
I had a theory that if you eat a lemon every day, you will stop rubbing when you eat them)))
Then I told the gastroenterologist, and he laughed.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73530
 29.11.2012
I need a video operator for the child’s morning. hours of work.

UUU: not a guy, not going, children + video camera. Prove that you are not a pedophile.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73529
 29.11.2012
Are you preparing for the end of the world?
YYY: How is it?
Well, I eat, candles, you buy water?
I usually prepare for the new year.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73528
 29.11.2012
Q: Are you waiting for someone? % of
[11:45:11] E: Yeah, the prince :)
[11:45:17] m: A )))
[11:45:31] m: Well, I’m there sending the scapegoat’s rays into his horse’s ass.

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