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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №61526
 18.03.2012
Comments to one old video where a symphony orchestra is very fun:
xxx: this is the badge.
Yyy: as for me, it’s a conductor two in one! and a sausage, but such a badge!!! ))))))))))))))))))))))
zzz: Do not be misled by your comments. The whole film was solo in the basement. He was not there!!! to

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61525
 18.03.2012
In Belarus, based on the cost of a roll of toilet paper 5000, suppose a roll is enough for 2 weeks. If you use 20 ruble notes for the same amount (250 pieces) instead, they will be enough for 2 months. That is, it is up to 4 times more economical to rub money than to buy toilet paper.

The progressive path of development, oh.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61524
 18.03.2012
I talk to my mom on the phone.
Do you talk in your nose?? to
I: No, I just put my head down on the tournament.
You are almost 34 years old! you are a doctor! you are a girl! Have you at least eaten?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61523
 18.03.2012
How is it?
From the best of all)
What prevents you from taking this step?
A concrete armed pedestrian!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61522
 18.03.2012
I watch the World Tour in Europe "Milan-Sanremo"... I sit and watch, rather I sit and wait when the sewers, drains, holes and sleeping police officers begin on the road, because this is a normal street, a normal road, MUST be lucky!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61521
 18.03.2012
Trolls also work in the furniture factory. Only they could call a double bed "Hope".
The lonely hickey became sad.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №61520
 18.03.2012
We live in the Adygean Aula, the Russians are few. In the days they are asked to go to the local store, sign up under some statement.I clarify the details - some smart wrap a huge pillar, wants to put it on its site and bring for ALL high-speed internet. So the statement they write to the administration against the installation!! To the question "why" I get a brilliant answer: "We are afraid of radiation!"
The curtain.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №61519
 18.03.2012
A wonderful spring atmosphere!! Rabbits, birds, even 18 grams promised))) I send all the rays of good;)
YYY2: 18 grams what did the rabbits promise you?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №61518
 18.03.2012
My father told.
Everyone knows the situation with a bulb that enters the mouth and does not come out.
From the first person:
I came to a friend. O sits sad and looks at the knee for plastic tubes (this is the "g"), which hangs on his index finger. It does not hurt, does not press, even there is a little freedom for the finger... But it is not removed! Inserting and removing is not possible. He was injured, removed... He came to work, he told me. It is strictly forbidden to repeat. Everything "Good" He left for business, arrived - the office rushes, and Uncle Tola (pensioner, the best specialist, brain walking) sadly knocks his knee on his finger on the table. And next to another 5 knees of different diameters lies - I tried everything and found it... I was injured, removed. The next day I told the accountant. and forgotten. A week later the accountant came and crying tells her that her husband DIBIL!!! I can’t believe, I’m looking forward to the continuation :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №61517
 18.03.2012
xxx: In the UK, amendments have been adopted, excluding the use of the words father, mother, wife, husband. as all abnormal couples can not be them after the same-sex marriages are allowed.

Yyy: If a man considers himself Napoleon, he is treated as a fool. If a man considers himself a woman, his rights are protected. The country of idiots.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61516
 18.03.2012
Tanya: I did not distinguish between Brezhnev and Chernomyrdin before, now I know that Brezhnev is the eyebrows, and Chernomyrdin is a spot on the head.
I: Em. That kind of thing with a speck is Gorbachev.
Tanya is true? I don’t even know what Blackberry looks like.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №61515
 18.03.2012
Vera: On the eve of our trip, I study the conversation book. Here is, for example, a beautiful phrase - u pe ton regarde en ren
Where to See Elephants
Evzhenka: in the khanty of Mansiysk
Evzhenka: Cooking us a deer in Paris
Faith: Well, in the conversation, however, recommend this phrase
Evzhenka: Yes, I feel that "how to go "and "how much it costs"I will miss past the ears but "where you can see a deer"I will remember for sure
Evzhenka: I will definitely address this question to a couple of French people on the Champs-Élysées
The Faith (rofl)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61514
 18.03.2012
A friend from the army came (sergeant junior, dressed in shape, with slides): we go from the subway, go to the store, I buy beer and cigarettes. And then the saleswoman kills her friend with her question: "You have 18?".

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61513
 18.03.2012
Ohhh... tell me.
WOW: What is it to say?
I don’t get to spring.
o o o o o o
I want winter and frost!! to
Q: Isn’t you tired?
WOW: It’s terrible, but you understand, when it was cold, I was sitting at home and fucked dumb, and now it’s hot and she’s dragging me into the city to walk.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61512
 18.03.2012
The man wrote on the wall:
Happy Birthday sweet! I love you ?

Commentary from Timor:
But my name is not Anya, and my birthday is not today...but still thank you bro)

[ + 35 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61511
 18.03.2012
to the post -
xxx: Sisadmin of the 80th level - recognizes Keegan by his melody.

Don’t confuse the ordinary and the ordinary professionals. Sisadmines of the 80th level are very, very rarely use a cage for which cage is needed.

Sysadmin 55 Levela.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №61510
 18.03.2012
"Richestadals" apparently from the Armenian cuisine.
From Georgian.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №61509
 18.03.2012
Fleshless: This man got drunk and fell asleep. Suddenly I hear, I wake up: "Hey, am I wherebleat?"
Fleshless: And I remember that he is driving on the navigator all the time, and I say in a mechanical voice: “Continue sleeping for four hours.”
Fleshless: I cried out :- )

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61508
 18.03.2012
Whoever can help :)

The Phistan:
The fucking. I put a tube with super glue on the system. It turned out that the tube was running. Now I have a monumental composition: "a tube of glue glued to the system"
If I try to break it off, it will completely break and all will flood... let it live like that. I will now tell everyone that I am a fan of avant-garde, mill...

Sold solvent for cyanacrylate adhesives (for example, sometimes goes in a set with glue contact) - cleanses the dry super glue from fingers, hair, nose, even the nipple wiped once painlessly and quickly (in the naked form, the glue tapko and grabbed :):)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61507
 18.03.2012
by ktaara@lj:
Yesterday, or more precisely late evening. When I get rid of the monitor, I go into a large room. My husband is studying something on the internet. And then, to my horror, I notice that in the most distant and unlit corner of the corridor at the door, my Manusya sits still, compressed by a small piece.
The heart immediately jumped to the throat. Convulsively I swallow and cry: "I miss it!" No reaction. But she always whispers and turns around when she hears her name.
“Lisha,” I shouted, “I think our cat is sick! Look at her sitting out there at the door, she’s probably hurt!
- No, - without leaving the virtual astral, the husband answers. This is a bag of shit.
You are yourself!! How are you! How can you call it so, why!!! - In general, Manushu's husband loves him, so his indifference and rudeness shocks me even more. - She is sick, probably, we will go to the clinic right now, find out where the nearest 24-hour clinic is!! to
- No, all the same enthusiastic reading something, replies Leha. It’s just a bag of shit.
- Silence, you insensitive... - I quickly go to the dark hill at the door, and suddenly I notice a peaceful cat on the chair.
And in the corner near the door stood a carefully folded bag with the used filler, which the husband put there to not forget to take out in the morning : ))))

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